Why Is It That Only Humans Have To Wipe Their Ass?

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  • Pete
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6617

    #1

    Why Is It That Only Humans Have To Wipe Their Ass?

    You never see a dog or cat having to wipe their ass. Why just us?
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  • hottoddy
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 3049

    #2
    Even if you were able to lick it, would you?
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    • buddyjuf

      #3
      Originally posted by hottoddy
      Even if you were able to lick it, would you?

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      • Pete
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2001
        • 6617

        #4
        I guess its just one of those things that make you say. Hmmmmmmmmm
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        • Rictor
          Old Timer
          • Jan 2001
          • 12208

          #5
          Not really. As pointed out above, animals lick their asses clean.

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            Hindus dont use toilet paper either

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            • lil2guido4u2
              Registered User
              • Apr 2003
              • 7

              #7
              humans don't enjoy having itchy worm infested bungholes

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              • CDSmith
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                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
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                • Machete_
                  WINNING!
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14579

                  #9
                  I would "toss my salad" all day IF I could.

                  Throw some strawberry jam in there, and lick it till it start bleading I would never leave the house

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                  • detoxed
                    vip member
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 17798

                    #10
                    Stop wiping your ass, you stop noticing it after a few days anyway.

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                    • NetRodent
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 3985

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ebus_dk
                      I would "toss my salad" all day IF I could.

                      Throw some strawberry jam in there, and lick it till it start bleading I would never leave the house
                      If I was flexible enough to reach that region, I sure as hell wouldn't spend any time licking my ass..
                      "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
                      --H.L. Mencken

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                      • digihax
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 349

                        #12

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                        • aztecvision
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                          • Feb 2003
                          • 979

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ebus_dk
                          I would "toss my salad" all day IF I could.

                          Throw some strawberry jam in there, and lick it till it start bleading I would never leave the house
                          If fag is what they call a cigarette in the UK, you must be a fucking cigar..

                          Shit breath...

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                          • goBigtime
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 7761

                            #14
                            It's funny that a cat will lick its ass "clean" and occassionally pause and sniff the air a few times...

                            (to check on how effective its ass-cleaning efforts were?)....

                            I wonder if the cats ever think that now they have a mouth that smells like ass instead of an ass that smells like ass.


                            Cats need to learn from dogs - Drag/clean your ass along the floor/grass/humans & save the licking for the good stuff.

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                            • aztecvision
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 979

                              #15
                              Originally posted by goBigtime
                              I wonder if the cats ever think that now they have a mouth that smells like ass instead of an ass that smells like ass.
                              I'm sure ebus_dk can answer that one..

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                              • Rip
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 1456

                                #16
                                Originally posted by spunky1
                                Hindus dont use toilet paper either
                                Did you know that it's impolite to eat with your left hand in many un-cultured countries
                                ...

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                                • Snake Doctor
                                  I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                  • Mar 2001
                                  • 13449

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by goBigtime

                                  Cats need to learn from dogs - Drag/clean your ass along the floor/grass/humans & save the licking for the good stuff.
                                  Yeah our dog has been dragging his ass accross the rug in the living room after he takes a dump, and it really pisses me off because I never should have let him see me do that in the first place.
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                                  • mule
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                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 6085

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Rip


                                    Did you know that it's impolite to eat with your left hand in many un-cultured countries
                                    What do you mean, un-cultured? Do you know that they probably say the same about you?
                                    And it's not considered "impolite", it's considered unclean.
                                    That's why amputating a hand as punishment for theft in muslim countries is quite a big deal...not only are you handicapped physically, but you'll be shunned by people as unclean, thus less than human.
                                    Converting like a mofo

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                                    • Machete_
                                      WINNING!
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14579

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Lenny2


                                      I never should have let him see me do that in the first place.

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                                      • Machete_
                                        WINNING!
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 14579

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by aztecvision


                                        I'm sure ebus_dk can answer that one..

                                        I do - I do -- but Im gonne keep it to myself this time

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