Confucy I wasn't trying to help you explain (I would've bothered with more details if I were), I was simply telling Alien you weren't PK. It's obvious he thought you were. Generally his attitude towards women is that we're all c*unts, bitches, useless cumbags, etc... the only reason he was being so sickeningly ass-kissing sweet with you is because he thought you were PK.
Goodness knows you hate ass-kissers; I'm surprised you haven't pulled a praying mantis on him yet and ripped his head off.
