it would be more than acceptable to bitch out a fool in any other industry. but for some reason, in adult internet - the moronic newbie must be defended, and then nurtured. it makes me laugh.
sink, or fucking swim.
sink, or fucking swim.
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Be glad you don't have affiliates, you'd probably go on a shooting rampageOriginally posted by quiet
it would be more than acceptable to bitch out a fool in any other industry. but for some reason, in adult internet - the moronic newbie must be defended, and then nurtured. it makes me laugh.
sink, or fucking swim.
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I once wrote a page for newbies about how to get started making some initial money from free sites, and what to do with it to eventually make enough to be in a position to quit whatever job it is they might have. The most common comment I kept getting was "It's too much to read, can you tell me the condensed version?"
Quite interesting, since I see that very same comment on a lot of discussion threads... on ALL the webmaster boards, and not always from newbies. Everyone wants the fast-track, the easier way, the lazy way to success. Only a rare few are prepared to pay the price to get it.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!
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nah.... where newbies go wrong is spending all their time on these boards.. procrastinate and don't get shit done
but i really don't get the newbie booster type boards.. maybe they are just a scam to get advertising revenue from newbie sponsorsComment
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In the face, right?Originally posted by [Labret]
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thanks fletch.we'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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CDSmith...
I'm not a newbie, but I'd love to read your full article...
MAY I?Comment
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It's long gone from the site it was on, but I did post a few instalments of it on the porncity bbs. I'll have to dig up the link.......Originally posted by leg3
CDSmith...
I'm not a newbie, but I'd love to read your full article...
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Originally posted by CDSmith
I once wrote a page for newbies about how to get started making some initial money from free sites, and what to do with it to eventually make enough to be in a position to quit whatever job it is they might have. The most common comment I kept getting was "It's too much to read, can you tell me the condensed version?"
Quite interesting, since I see that very same comment on a lot of discussion threads... on ALL the webmaster boards, and not always from newbies. Everyone wants the fast-track, the easier way, the lazy way to success. Only a rare few are prepared to pay the price to get it.
Hey please can I see your newbies page you wrote... Ok.... do I have to promise that I will behave ? Thanks in advance MR Smith ..
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This isnt the CDSmith help newbies thread, this is make fun of them thread.
He is just trying to lure in newbies for cybersex anyways. Dont fall for his one on one "search engine secrets exposed" seminars he has in his house every weekend.Comment
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You took it, and look where you are.Originally posted by [Labret]
This isnt the CDSmith help newbies thread, this is make fun of them thread.
He is just trying to lure in newbies for cybersex anyways. Dont fall for his one on one "search engine secrets exposed" seminars he has in his house every weekend.
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hahahaOriginally posted by CDSmith
Get back to face-stabbing newbs, or have you run out of screwdrivers?we'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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I just had an imagination snapshot of Rat's den, his wall lined with retarded-looking newbie heads, each with a phillips or a robertson protruding from it's forehead, cheekbone or between the eyes, all of them staring dumbly out into space...
...and Rat sitting at his desk, chuckling low and insane from behind his grossly oversized monitor.
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Originally posted by [Labret]
This isnt the CDSmith help newbies thread, this is make fun of them thread.
He is just trying to lure in newbies for cybersex anyways. Dont fall for his one on one "search engine secrets exposed" seminars he has in his house every weekend.
At one point everyone in here the expert now or maybe the " wannabe ? " Have been newbies...
Some newbies want to learn, or some just don't get it...
I am one of those Novice!!!! Stuborn and determine Bitch who will make it or at least I will try my best. So you all can laugh all you want if it make you feel good... I rather masterbat myself then waist my time on a message board laughing at poeple...
So babeee eat my pussy
or go fuck yourself.
Ohhhhh . S'il-vous-plait... No offense taken sweety!
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thank youwe'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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You're awefully brief tonight.Originally posted by quiet
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Newbs must die.Comment
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what are you talking about, there is training for every job position. with adult industry you make of it what you can. you go in to it thinking of easy money. it is the only thing that i can think of that i had to think for myself. you train yourself if you will (and you will, you have been there.). however i have to stand by your sink or swim statement. you make your destiny. tonight i think that quiet has been drinking.Originally posted by quiet
it would be more than acceptable to bitch out a fool in any other industry. but for some reason, in adult internet - the moronic newbie must be defended, and then nurtured. it makes me laugh.
sink, or fucking swim.
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Originally posted by quiet
thank you
Bienvenu mon cherie ...Anytime !
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Newbies are like Lemmings
Im sure it's the lure of the industry that attracts the wrong sort of mentality the easy dollar the gangster bullshit but none of these people are really prepared to work they all say they are but when it comes to results we can see otherwise.
Im sure some of us have tryed to teach the odd newbie how to do shit and they just cant understand what keeps going wrong when mostly its very simple you must finish what you start and do it properly.
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Originally posted by Bake
Newbies are like Lemmings
Im sure it's the lure of the industry that attracts the wrong sort of mentality the easy dollar the gangster bullshit but none of these people are really prepared to work they all say they are but when it comes to results we can see otherwise.
Im sure some of us have tryed to teach the odd newbie how to do shit and they just cant understand what keeps going wrong when mostly its very simple you must finish what you start and do it properly.
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i figured this would be a huge thread. with tons of bitching and whining.
let's hear it.Last edited by quiet; 04-15-2003, 02:35 AM.we'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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Originally posted by lagwagon
what are you talking about, there is training for every job position. with adult industry you make of it what you can. you go in to it thinking of easy money. it is the only thing that i can think of that i had to think for myself. you train yourself if you will (and you will, you have been there.). however i have to stand by your sink or swim statement. you make your destiny. tonight i think that quiet has been drinking.
Damnnn your so right I have to relearn everything I know about internet that I thought I knew.. Just to realize that I know nothing..... Its such a long learning process... I ask questions all the time and keep saying " sorry to disturb you or sorry I am so stupid" NO no....All questions are good its a sign of learning....
P.S CDSmith... I actually have said before " I want a condensed version because it was to long to read... " So there you go,,,, yes I am a newbie and I confess to one sin !!!
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I hate them. God I hate them. Esp the ones that talk like they have a clue. The "innovators", the ones who always see themselves as up and comers, the "threat" newbs. The newb messiahs who will lead their flock to the promised land.Comment
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hey your hanging the U.S. flag upside down. btw fuck the promise land. just give me the traffic.Originally posted by [Labret]
I hate them. God I hate them. Esp the ones that talk like they have a clue. The "innovators", the ones who always see themselves as up and comers, the "threat" newbs. The newb messiahs who will lead their flock to the promised land.
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You better watch out Labret, I heard that Stocktrader guy saying that he and his legion of newbies is going to gang rape you and steal your traffic and leave you crying in the gutter or something.
Useless bit of info for the day: Did you know that the screwdriver is the weapon of choice for rapists and street robbers in South Africa?Comment
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I've noticed newbies are always spammers or looking for some way to make a quick dishonest buck without any work.
Just my observations
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even more funny how much this newbie thing is actually discussed each day (my reason for starting the thread).
sink or swim. all the talking in the world doesn't mean jack fucking shit.
in summary - make money, or die like a pig.Last edited by quiet; 04-15-2003, 03:03 AM.we'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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That might have been true before '94, nowadays it's the AK47 thoughOriginally posted by Lethal
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lol, die like a pig, how poeticOriginally posted by quiet
make money, or die like a pig.
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I thought you'd be out on the slopes, quiet.
Ouch.Comment
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i was yesterday. and hiked all evening.Originally posted by Gman.357
I thought you'd be out on the slopes, quiet.
it's just after 5 am now - no snowboarding available. updates must be done.we'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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this is the best I've read for last few daysOriginally posted by lagwagon
damn i am drunk i just quoted myself. hahahaha
thanks for that man , made me laugh
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Originally posted by Lethal
You better watch out Labret, I heard that Stocktrader guy saying that he and his legion of newbies is going to gang rape you and steal your traffic and leave you crying in the gutter or something.
Wasn't me. I don't deal in gay traffic and if I did it wouldn't be extreme insertions.
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Hear ye, hear ye!Originally posted by [Labret]
I hate them. God I hate them. Esp the ones that talk like they have a clue. The "innovators", the ones who always see themselves as up and comers, the "threat" newbs. The newb messiahs who will lead their flock to the promised land.Comment
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Originally posted by Angelonfire
At one point everyone in here the expert now or maybe the " wannabe ? " Have been newbies...
Some newbies want to learn, or some just don't get it...
I am one of those Novice!!!! Stuborn and determine Bitch who will make it or at least I will try my best. So you all can laugh all you want if it make you feel good... I rather masterbat myself then waist my time on a message board laughing at poeple...
So babeee eat my pussy or go fuck yourself.
Ohhhhh . S'il-vous-plait... No offense taken sweety!
Well Said!
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newbies love newbieswe'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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This entire "be good to newbies" thing started when affiliate proggies started. Before then newbies were ignored by most people. Newbies are sacrosanct because newbie sponsors think they're valuable. The truth is that newbies waste 95% of your support resources while generating 5% of your revenue. Best weed them out until they learn.
That's one reason I don't advertise my proggies here.
Another thing about newbies: they have no loyalty. I've taught a few people how to webmaster, and every one of them pushes products that compete with me. Fuckers. (They sell my products, too, and they give me great feedback on my competition, so not a total waste.)
Newbies often simply don't know what to do. Sometimes they think they know what to do, which can be worse.
I spend some time here helping newbies. Why? I dunno. I'd like too say that every once in a while one of them amounts to something, then we can "do business," but the truth is that never happens. The only ones that make it are the ones I teach in person. (Or maybe the online ones are lost to the ether so I never hear of their successes?)Last edited by wimpy; 04-15-2003, 04:29 AM.Fyodor Dostoyevsky wrote: "Every man has reminiscences which he would not tell to everyone but only his friends. He has other matters in his mind which he would not reveal even to his friends, but only to himself, and that in secret. But there are other things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind."
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that is so fucking classic.Originally posted by wimpy
Newbies often remind me of a drowning man. They are deep in it, they're worried, they don't know what to do, and they're starting to flail.we'll miss you our friend. RIPComment
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this does not apply only to newbies -nah.... where newbies go wrong is spending all their time on these boards.. procrastinate and don't get shit done
Look at who has the most posts
But we can afford to procrastinate now
Newbies... go away - this isn't 2000 anymore we changed our minds - we'd rather do without you - reach down and yank your modem line out of your wall and trade your pc for a one way ticket to some third world country and join Greenpeace - forget porn.
*peeking around corner* - did it work? Are they gone?
This post is going into left field now - perhaps a little Smith quote to sum this up:
"Your face is as mean as your life has been"
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Who's fucking tonight!Originally posted by toodamnfli
I love boobies!!
Who's fucking tonight!
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somehow i just expected something more creatively violent and distinctly canadian than that from quiet ..........Originally posted by quiet
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Any industry where a guy like me can join and ramp up to a decent salary in 6 months when I do not know what TR is versus TD is way to wide open and is always going to attract newbies. I brought some money to the table so it was lots easier for me but still hard work is rewarded in this field.
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