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  • Zebra
    Banned from Kimmy's couch
    • Oct 2001
    • 5091

    #1

    LightspeedCash wants to work with YOU!

    Booze for 500 webmasters: $4,000
    Munchies for 500 webmasters: $500
    Party Suites for 3 nights: $1,500
    Show Sponsorship: $20,000
    Limo for go-kart racing: $700
    Stunt Flights: $4,000
    6 Models for public photoshoot: $3,000
    Paintball for 50 webmasters: $5,000
    Damages to Suite: $1,000
    Bribing Hotel: $1,000
    Bribing the Cops: $1,000

    Making webmasters happy: Priceless

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    We at LightspeedCash enjoyed getting everyone drunk this past week. We enjoyed giving you a place to hang out when the weather got rather chilly. We enjoyed taking you in stuntplanes, taking you go-kart racing, taking you to shoot other webmasters and leave welts on their flesh , letting you watch our models get naked and enjoy each other for your pleasure.

    Sadly there is one thing that we have not had the pleasure of doing yet with many of you who enjoyed our hospitality: The pleasure of showing you how well our sites convert and how much money that you can make doing business with us.

    We spent the time and money to entertain you and make your trip to Phoenix the best it could be. In today's economy fewer companies are putting out like we do and for us to continue to do so we need to receive something back. Your trust.

    There is a reason that many of the largest companies in the industry are doing business with LightspeedCash. We make them money! Take the plunge and send enough traffic to us equal what we spent on you in Phoenix (or any of the other many parties we have thrown in the last year). See how your traffic converts for you with our sites. If you are not satisfied then pull the plug after a while. If you ARE satisfied then you have found a new revenue stream that you didn't know about before. We took a chance on spending the money to get your business, now take a chance on us to return the favor. You never know, you might be pleasantly surprised with the results

    I've got a ton of biz cards to go thru and lots of people to catch up with regarding things we discussed at the show. If we haven't had a chance to talk you then hit me up, I'd love to talk with you and see if there is something we can do together.

    LightspeedCash is not going ANYWHERE but up. If you want to catch a ride with us we are more than happy to have you along.

    Lightspeed18 is going into Beta test mode this week and will be open for all affiliates very soon. The site will give access to all of Lightspeed's members areas and will pay webmasters $35 per join. This site should explode very fast and I am currently looking for companies to trade traffic with for it. Let me know if you are interested.
    Last edited by Zebra; 04-09-2003, 07:40 PM.
    Old School
  • Pointless
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 2142

    #2
    looks fucken good
    355 north
    Adultdatelink.com

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    • jimmy3way
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2001
      • 2508

      #3
      $35 per join? I guess all that shit about Lightspeed going down was, as usual, just haters bullshitting.
      One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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      • Fletch XXX
        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
        • Jan 2002
        • 60840

        #4

        Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site?

        Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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        • Zebra
          Banned from Kimmy's couch
          • Oct 2001
          • 5091

          #5
          $35 per join on Lightspeed18 is just the beginning. We have PLENTY more planned for the future. Hop on board the Lightspeed train and make the journey to success with us. We'll even let you wear a little conductor's hat!

          Anyone who thinks Lightspeedcash is in trouble evidently doesn't know very much. I look at the stats everyday and can say with total certainty we are not hurting
          Old School

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          • smileygirls
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 182

            #6
            suh-weet.
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            • JustJen
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 1233

              #7
              the go cart racing rocked. limo kicked ass. great time... thanks again!!!


              icq:175766581

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              • Lensman
                GFY Chaperone
                • Jan 2001
                • 9846

                #8
                Cool, and nice show. I guess this is your "one-time program announcement" for a $35 per join site.

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                • BigFrog
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 2057

                  #9
                  sent you an icq zebra

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                  • Zebra
                    Banned from Kimmy's couch
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 5091

                    #10
                    Lensman - Lightspeed18 is actually 18 sites in one.
                    We get 17 more announcements right?

                    just kidding, just kidding
                    Old School

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                    • barryf
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 150

                      #11
                      Thanks Lightspeed for the awesome parties!!!
                      Let's do some business... wait a minute, we already are!

                      B
                      WEBCAMCASH.COM

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                      • corvette
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 7880

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Lensman
                        Cool, and nice show. I guess this is your "one-time program announcement" for a $35 per join site.
                        Thats just Zebras announcement, every time they get a new employee, they get another "announcement" ;)

                        I know that Lightspeed takes care of his partners, they make a great point, send them some traffic


                        and adult.com too
                        If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

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                        • RAM
                          They're all hookers, but mom!
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 7047

                          #13
                          I love you GUYS....!!
                          RAM



                          Fucking Machines are like CASH MACHINES


                          See RAM on these quality sites!!
                          Rightofftheboat.com EuroBrideTryouts.com

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                          • RAM
                            They're all hookers, but mom!
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 7047

                            #14
                            Corvett,

                            Hey next time I'm not well you know feeling so good...I got a good story for ya!!
                            RAM



                            Fucking Machines are like CASH MACHINES


                            See RAM on these quality sites!!
                            Rightofftheboat.com EuroBrideTryouts.com

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                            • RAM
                              They're all hookers, but mom!
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 7047

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PornkingsJen
                              the go cart racing rocked. limo kicked ass. great time... thanks again!!!
                              Hang out by the pool with you was the BEST.
                              Also thanks for the support on the my quest for you know who !!
                              RAM



                              Fucking Machines are like CASH MACHINES


                              See RAM on these quality sites!!
                              Rightofftheboat.com EuroBrideTryouts.com

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                              • pornguy
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 62910

                                #16
                                I had to miss that show and really regret it!!!

                                Are you guys going to the internext in miami??
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                                • corvette
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 7880

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by RAM
                                  Corvett,

                                  Hey next time I'm not well you know feeling so good...I got a good story for ya!!
                                  I wanted to hear it the next night, but alas...

                                  By next time, we will have a few good stories for each other
                                  If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

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                                  • SleazyDream
                                    I'm here for SPORT
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 41470

                                    #18
                                    lightspeed WALKS THE TALK and deserves your business. FEW companies put the kind of investment into industry events nowadays like they do. First Class all the way.
                                    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                    Now read without the word dog.

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                                    • Zebra
                                      Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 5091

                                      #19
                                      We will be in Miami for Internext.
                                      Steve will be in Amsterdam at the end of this month.
                                      Richard will be in Mexico next month ( I might also)
                                      Steve and I will be in Montreal in June.

                                      Every trip is a chance to make new business deals and partners. We would be fools to pass up the chance
                                      Old School

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                                      • dirtyone
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 3706

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Zebra
                                        Every trip is a chance to make new business deals and partners. We would be fools to pass up the chance
                                        Also a chance to party like rock stars judging by the pic's.

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                                        • PerfectionGirls
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 4484

                                          #21
                                          Man... lots of love from Perfection Girls!!! You guys rock and you can ALWAYS count on us!

                                          Brittany loves ya Steve.. You to Zebra and Rochard! Taylor.... a special love for you hun!
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                                          • austinth
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 1770

                                            #22
                                            Hell Ya! Looks Great!
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                                            • Buckfutter
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 110

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Zebra
                                              Paintball for 50 webmasters: $5,000

                                              If that's actually what it cost, you guys got fucking ass raped, HARD.

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                                              • croif
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 121

                                                #24
                                                I can't signup with LightSpeed Cash. In the signup form my country isn't there.

                                                I live in Romania. Please tell me if there is any chance I can get in!

                                                Thanks.
                                                MoreNiche - Making you MORE cash.

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                                                • Socks
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 8475

                                                  #25
                                                  Seeya in Amsterdam!

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                                                  • Groove
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 3852

                                                    #26
                                                    Zebra you've got mail

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                                                    • LAJ
                                                      Gingerific
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 5567

                                                      #27
                                                      Rock on LIGHTSPEED!!!
                                                      YNOT.com - The original industry resource
                                                      email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting

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                                                      • fiveyes
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                        • 1680

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by corvett


                                                        Thats just Zebras announcement, every time they get a new employee, they get another "announcement" ;) ...
                                                        So much for employee turnover being a bad thing.
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