Best Misheard Lyrics?

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  • Vitasoy
    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
    • Oct 2003
    • 58202

    #51
    great thread indeed


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    • Tala
      Fucked if I know
      • Dec 2002
      • 23368

      #52
      Originally posted by angeleyes
      Dirty Deeds and they don't do em cheap.


      I heard it as: Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief.
      "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep"

      Made me think they were Scottish or something.

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      • Shok
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2001
        • 5611

        #53
        Originally posted by Tala
        "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep"

        Made me think they were Scottish or something.

        thats the actual lyric of the Heyseed Dixie version

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        • Tala
          Fucked if I know
          • Dec 2002
          • 23368

          #54
          Originally posted by Shok



          thats the actual lyric of the Heyseed Dixie version
          ick


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          • Tala
            Fucked if I know
            • Dec 2002
            • 23368

            #55
            Anymore??

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            • gornyhuy
              Chafed.
              • May 2002
              • 18041

              #56
              Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd

              Actual Lyrics;
              "When I was a child I caught a fever, my hands felt just like two balloons."

              My friend growing up thought it was "My hands felt just like tubes of glue."


              and

              My wife always thought "Smooth Operator" (sade) was saying "Oooooh Barbaretta" for some reason!

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              • vegas2003
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 1714

                #57
                you all forgot the beatles-"lucy in the sky w/ diamonds"the lyric that sounds like"the girl with COLITIS GOES BY"
                SEACREST OUT!

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                • SteveLightspeed
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7940

                  #58
                  Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze"

                  sounds like
                  Excuse me while I kiss this guy

                  Correct Lyrics:
                  Excuse me while I kiss the sky


                  tons more of these here

                  http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/index.shtml
                  Abra-cadabra!

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                  • buzzard
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 1276

                    #59
                    Elton John:
                    "Hold me closer tiny dancer"


                    sounds like:
                    "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

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                    • Shok
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 5611

                      #60
                      Originally posted by vegas2003
                      you all forgot the beatles-"lucy in the sky w/ diamonds"the lyric that sounds like"the girl with COLITIS GOES BY"

                      check the first page

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                      • Tala
                        Fucked if I know
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 23368

                        #61
                        Originally posted by buzzard
                        Elton John:
                        "Hold me closer tiny dancer"


                        sounds like:
                        "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

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                        • Rick Latona
                          The Best Ideas Start Here
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 6037

                          #62
                          It's not misheard, just not listned to:

                          He's the one
                          who likes to sing my songs
                          but he don't know what it means
                          when i say aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaa.

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                          • nathan_f
                            Confirmed User
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 3983

                            #63
                            Sloan's, "Money City Maniacs"

                            Misheard Lyrics:

                            And the joke is whether you won't
                            His body was covered in goat jizz

                            Somewhat Correct Lyrics:

                            And the joke is whether you won't
                            His body was coverd in Coke fizz

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                            • Basher
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 1168

                              #64
                              these

                              Destinys child

                              Simply red

                              Maddona

                              Bronski beat
                              my bum itches

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                              • tayloryum
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 423

                                #65
                                for peter gabriel's "games without frontiers"

                                there is a chorus in french "jeux sans frontieres" which means games without frontiers

                                my ex used to belt out "she's so funky, yeah!"

                                i thought he was just joking around, but he insisted he was right.
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                                • flashfire
                                  ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 13098

                                  #66
                                  "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep"
                                  Thats funny

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                                  • Shok
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 5611

                                    #67
                                    Pour some shookup Ramen
                                    when you need a cup

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                                    • Donny
                                      As you wish...
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 13754

                                      #68
                                      A former room mate used to sing:

                                      "She hit me with a brick.... OUCH!"

                                      Instead of:

                                      "She's a brick.... house!"

                                      That cracked me up!

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                                      • jennym
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 1622

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by angeleyes
                                        Dirty Deeds and they don't do em cheap.


                                        I heard it as: Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief.
                                        I think it is actually Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

                                        Awesome in concert btw!

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                                        • Mishi
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 1054

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by JohnW
                                          Billy Idol;

                                          "Eyes without a face..."

                                          A friend of mine thought he was saying;

                                          "How's about a date..."

                                          lol
                                          Whoa - was your friend from Oklahoma? If so, we have him in common.

                                          Knew someone who sang the Thompson Twins' "Lies Lies Lies" as "Life-sized mice"...yeah.
                                          Last edited by Mishi; 01-02-2004, 03:28 PM.
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                                          • Polak
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 620

                                            #71
                                            EMINEM - say Goodbye to Hollywood.


                                            "say goodbye to hollywood"

                                            sounds like:

                                            "sing about hollywood."

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