Hello, greedy bisexual bitch here. I love women. I think I girl-watch in public more than my husband does. There's just something about the way a female body, which is so familiar to me as woman, becomes exotic and arousing when I look at a woman I want to fuck. The same body parts that I can see any time I take my own clothes off become so fucking sexy when they belong to a woman I'm attracted to...dammit, this is making me horny, and my gf is all the way in Florida. *cries*
Other stuff that makes me horny: getting fisted. BBWs. Punk boys, goth girls. Fishnet hose. PVC fetish outfits that amount to nothing more than some strategically-placed straps. Corsets, especially corsets on busty BBWs.
Gah. I'm REALLY horny now. Pardon me, going to go wake up my husband and fuck him now.
Greedy Bisexual woman here.. Sounds like me I point the hotties out to the hubby in most cases.. I love women's bodies.. their lines, their shape, the way they move.. Love it..
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Originally posted by TheFLY I'll actually read this thread once there's some full frontal nudity.
I thought we were *talking* about what made us girls horny, not having yet another "show us your tits"-fest.
Oh, FYI -- guys bitching about wanting to see tits and pussy SO doesn't make girls horny.
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I'll apply the eye-liner, if you need. But quite frankly, I'm delighted with my ladies au natural. Mrrrrow!!
---originally posted by NastyJack---
Nah, that's just something we tell ugly people.
By the way, you have a nice personality.
And then there are those who don't even have the personality to fall back on. Sucks to be you, doesn't it?
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Im a softy...
Biggest turn on is to have someone pamper me with a nice long bath. Wash my hair, scrub me down......mmmmm.....
After care is a must though...brush my hair, and saturate every inch of skin with some yummy smelling lotion...
Someone that makes me think ~ a matching of wits or philosophy.
When I'm getting to know a person and at the same time start knowing myself a little better through the interaction ~ that's it, I'm down, end of story.
Originally posted by juicylinks Sarah you never showed me your tits or camel toe? Whats up with that???
hon, as I am guessing you are not a BBW fan I save those things for those that are. Did show my tits recently on another board but I suppose it you snooze you lose.
I love a man that can build things, fix stuff, etc. And in that vein - someone who does a really good job of painting
They MUST be smart and they MUST have an excellent sense of humor, dry wit gets bonus points I can get off with the right person just talking to me....well, maybe a LITTLE touching but the brains and personality do it the most.
Originally posted by Cheshire Someone that makes me think ~ a matching of wits or philosophy.
When I'm getting to know a person and at the same time start knowing myself a little better through the interaction ~ that's it, I'm down, end of story.
Waitaminnit...you're the delicious fella with the bike, right?
Ladies, I vote we invite this one to the slumber party. I'll share, even. *nodnodnodnod*
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Originally posted by DaveKnell All this talk about tall, dark, long-haired and handsome - manage the first three, which ain't bad.
Pity I'm crap in bed.
Crap in bed means good somewhere else.
Says I.
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Originally posted by juicylinks The FLY tried to sodomize me in the Venitian bathroom a few months back. Good thing I was able to escape, he was pretty hung and would have hurt ,me
Originally posted by TheFLY All I hear in this thread is "I'm a ho"
what ever happened to love? or is that still just a fantasy for ya...
I'm a ho for love...all the stuff I talked about doing, I do with the two people I'm in love with. I may be a slut, but I'm a devoted slut.
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Originally posted by Peaches They MUST be smart and they MUST have an excellent sense of humor, dry wit gets bonus points brains and personality do it the most.
I'm with you on this one Peaches,
Intelligence and Humour does it for me too, everytime!!
Physically I notice Nice Eyes, Hair & Big Front Teeth,
Chunky shoulders and Hairy chest & tummy ( Yum!! don't know why its just masculine I guess )
Originally posted by TheFLY what ever happened to love?
The Galant Prince on the White Horse has it for safe keeping in his saddlebags, along with the poison apple antidote and
the anti venom for the spinning wheel prick.
spinning wheel prick....would that be a guy with a fast car trying to make up in horsepower what he lacks in penis size??
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The Galant Prince on the White Horse has it for safe keeping in his saddlebags, along with the poison apple antidote and
the anti venom for the spinning wheel prick.
u should marry a writer to spin your head full of frilly language...
Actually, I adore men. Just as I adore women. However, it's not common to hear about a woman with high horsepower vehicles trying to overcome a deficit in their penis size...of course, there's a reason for that. *snicker*
We just date men who do. Some of us more than others, but hey, let's keep it real.
Would I shag a guy for his car? Fuck no. his bike? YEAH.
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Originally posted by Tala Actually, I adore men. Just as I adore women. However, it's not common to hear about a woman with high horsepower vehicles trying to overcome a deficit in their penis size...of course, there's a reason for that. *snicker*
We just date men who do. Some of us more than others, but hey, let's keep it real.
Would I shag a guy for his car? Fuck no. his bike? YEAH.
Hey I resent that! I've got a sexy red car with high horsepower and my dick size is well above average. I'm also muscular and able to give women multiple orgasms and sometimes gspot orgasms. Plus I like foreplay.
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