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Originally posted by mrthumbs
Read the faq, number 12:
"if you're not a sig whore dont post announcements"
Tips on doing it right next time, this is how it works around here:
A. increase postcount > 1000
make sure you add a decent amount of nude pics
and "would you hit it" related topics in the mix.
Ask some basic stuff about "how do i get listed on the hun"
and "how does <sponsorname> convert for you?".
Since thats not your scene its best to copy one of
the million other threads: nobody will notice and that way
things will look authentic.
B. Check out the new "sell your sig" area.
Now with your > 1000 postcount: try selling you sig.
Youll have a buyer within minutes.
Wait: lensman will buy your sig. (tip: dont settle for anything less than $500 )
You are now 'semi established'.
C. Increase postcount > 1500
Dedicate these last 500 posts to random responses
and smiley-only posts : its about sigviews now.
Also, dedicate at least 100 posts to semi 'drunk' posting
style. Post at least 10 threads per hour until you reach 1500
posts. Get involved in at least 3 so called 'drama threads'.
D. Post number 1500 should be
topic: "1500 fuckers!"
content: "id hit it".
You are now an established adult webmaster!
E. Post 1501: your announcement.
Thats it basicly.
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dude i just laughed my sexy little guido ass off LMSGAO