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  • Sly_RJ
    Live Hard - Die Hard
    • Feb 2002
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    #1

    Fuck, liberals were right. US forces going AWOL.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...627180,00.html
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  • funkmaster
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2001
    • 7938

    #2
    "Takoma, the Atlantic bottle-nosed dolphin, had been in Iraq for 48 hours when he went missing on his first operation to snoop out mines. "

    ... he was spotted at a peace demonstration in sydney yesterday ...

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    • psyko514
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      • Oct 2002
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      #3
      Takoma and his fellow mine hunters have a special diet, regular medical checks and their own sleeping quarters, which is more than can be said for the vast majority of the military whose domestic arrangements are basic, to say the least

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      • stanton
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        • Jun 2002
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        #4
        FRRRREEEEEEEDDDOOOMMM!!!!!!

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        • Gutterboy
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          • Jul 2002
          • 4751

          #5
          Dolphins are probably more intelligent than your average ground pounder.

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          • stanton
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            • Jun 2002
            • 2640

            #6
            So my questions is!!

            how many gazillion of dollars does US millitary spent for 20 years on this dolphin?

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            • Amputate Your Head
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              • Aug 2001
              • 39075

              #7
              Originally posted by stanton
              So my questions is!!

              how many gazillion of dollars does US millitary spent for 20 years on this dolphin?
              that dolphin is worth a helluva lot more than your useless ass.
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              • sextoyking
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                • Dec 2001
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                #8
                Good one Amp
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                • psyko514
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                  • Oct 2002
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                  that dolphin is worth a helluva lot more than your useless ass.
                  any clue how exactly the find mines? when i first heard about this, i assumed they just go out there and get blown up by the mines, but that would waste money.

                  do they have some sort of sensor that detects the mine and transmits the signal back to the navy/marines?

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                  • Sly_RJ
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                    • Feb 2002
                    • 17042

                    #10
                    Originally posted by stanton
                    So my questions is!!

                    how many gazillion of dollars does US millitary spent for 20 years on this dolphin?
                    Hopefully enough to keep the program running for a while.

                    This "stupid dolphin" is guiding humanitarian aid ships into the Iraqi port after the Gulf had been seeded with mines.
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                    • stanton
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 2640

                      #11
                      just post your last 9 messages

                      and get the fuck out of here

                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                      that dolphin is worth a helluva lot more than your useless ass.

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                      • Amputate Your Head
                        There can be only one
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 39075

                        #12
                        Originally posted by psyko514


                        any clue how exactly the find mines? when i first heard about this, i assumed they just go out there and get blown up by the mines, but that would waste money.

                        do they have some sort of sensor that detects the mine and transmits the signal back to the navy/marines?
                        when they find a mine they drop a marker next to it.
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                        • Sly_RJ
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 17042

                          #13
                          Originally posted by psyko514


                          any clue how exactly the find mines? when i first heard about this, i assumed they just go out there and get blown up by the mines, but that would waste money.

                          do they have some sort of sensor that detects the mine and transmits the signal back to the navy/marines?
                          The dolphins use their built in sonar and then plant some sort of flag near the mine to signal.
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                          • rooster
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                            • Jan 2003
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                            #14
                            i hope that bastard gets caught in a tuna net
                            Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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                            • Amputate Your Head
                              There can be only one
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 39075

                              #15
                              Originally posted by rooster
                              i hope that bastard gets caught in a tuna net
                              Iraq has tuna fisherman?
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                              • psyko514
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                                • Oct 2002
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                                #16
                                crazyness... thanks amp/sly.
                                i want an evil dolphin to do my bidding.

                                so the dolphin is nothing like the navy dolphin in johnny mnemonic who uses his souped up sonar powers to kill jesus?

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                                • nocostporn
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                                  • Mar 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by psyko514


                                  any clue how exactly the find mines? when i first heard about this, i assumed they just go out there and get blown up by the mines, but that would waste money.

                                  do they have some sort of sensor that detects the mine and transmits the signal back to the navy/marines?

                                  well you know dolphins have sonar,they can detect the mines from about 2 miles away... Any solid object that they know shouldn't be there,they alert the trainer and then swim to the object and drop a bowie next to it..Then they blow it up... TA-DA
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                                  • Amputate Your Head
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                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by psyko514
                                    crazyness... thanks amp/sly.
                                    i want an evil dolphin to do my bidding.

                                    so the dolphin is nothing like the navy dolphin in johnny mnemonic who uses his souped up sonar powers to kill jesus?
                                    no, but they can capture enemy divers.... they're trained to jam up to a diver with this thing that fits over their nose, and when they bump into their leg, it shackles/cuffs the diver, and sends a marker up to the surface so we can pick his ass up.... true stuff.
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                                    • Sly_RJ
                                      Live Hard - Die Hard
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 17042

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                      no, but they can capture enemy divers.... they're trained to jam up to a diver with this thing that fits over their nose, and when they bump into their leg, it shackles/cuffs the diver, and sends a marker up to the surface so we can pick his ass up.... true stuff.
                                      That's sick! I never knew that. Very cool.
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                                      • stanton
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                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 2640

                                        #20

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                                        • psyko514
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                                          #21
                                          anyone know where i can buy a dolphin and a dolphin tank?

                                          or maybe sharks with lasers attached to their heads?

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                                          • stanton
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                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 2640

                                            #22
                                            also they can penetrate submarines with their nose

                                            and blow up scud missiles with an antiaircraft gun on their backs

                                            true !!

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                                            • PersianKitty
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                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7785

                                              #23
                                              I'll post these urls again...


                                              http://www.nctimes.net/news/2001/20010506/a.html


                                              http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/front...c/navycron.html

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                                              • eroswebmaster
                                                March 1st, 2003
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 20295

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by stanton
                                                also they can penetrate submarines with their nose

                                                and blow up scud missiles with an antiaircraft gun on their backs

                                                true !!
                                                Well one thing they don't do is speak French...proof alone they are one of the most intelligent creatures out there.
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                                                • jimmy3way
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                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                  • 2508

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster


                                                  Well one thing they don't do is speak French...proof alone they are one of the most intelligent creatures out there.
                                                  You mean they don't speak 'Freedom'
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                                                  • rooster
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                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 2384

                                                    #26
                                                    The dolphin came back btw. But peta says use of dolphins, chickens, dogs, in war effort is inhumane.

                                                    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,83116,00.html
                                                    Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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                                                    • theking
                                                      Nice Kitty
                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                      • 21053

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                      That's sick! I never knew that. Very cool.
                                                      They are used to protect our ships and subs when they are in a port.
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                                                      • Nysus
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                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                        • 7817

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by rooster
                                                        The dolphin came back btw. But peta says use of dolphins, chickens, dogs, in war effort is inhumane.

                                                        http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,83116,00.html
                                                        Well, they slaughtered 250,000 dogs after Vietnam war.. Even after thousands of soldiers had asked to bring their dogs back, but they just killed them all.

                                                        Using dolphins is smart, even if you don't agree with it, the military dolphins are likely happier/better treated than any 'circus' ones... Hell, they're probably using the same dolphins from Sea World...

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                                                        • Fletch XXX
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 60840

                                                          #29
                                                          The use of dolphins can closely be compared to K9 units in police roles.

                                                          INstead of the dogs sense of 'smell' the dolphin is prized because of its 'sonar'.

                                                          Equally respected, well cared for, and most certainly missed and remembered when they fall.

                                                          I can remember seeing groups of 30+ LAPD crying when a 10 or 20 year K9 officer was shot during a drug deal on night, big news in LA, said that dog had caught more bad guys than some 10 year human officers.

                                                          I dont think its a bad thing.


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                                                          • FlyingIguana
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                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 10870

                                                            #30
                                                            saddam kidnapped flipper

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                                                            • bhutocracy
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                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 10218

                                                              #31

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