Dixie Chick Photoshop request

Oh shit... I can already see someone bitching about Freedom of Speech. I covered it last time, you got this one?

hey look, they are banner buddies. How cute.

Arent you gonna ask them to plunder your ass, patriot?

You would kill to anal fist me. Come on. Admit it.

Plunder? You been reading that gay pirate fiction again wigger?

argh triple six, Ims gonna swab yee colon matey.

That turn you on?

So, Nobody has a pic of one of these hotties naked or ding something hardcore?

Very Nice!!! I am giving out a free 30 day membership for the best altered photo of the Dixie chicks. We have a front runner.

this may have already been posted.. but it goes well with this thread

Letter from radio station website in Lubbock, home of the Dixie Chick that spewed forth about our president:
Name: LT Layne McDowell
Date: 03/15/03
Time: 01:54:49 PM
Comment
An open letter to the Dixie Chicks:
Earlier this week, while performing in London, you stated that you were ashamed that our President is from your home state. I wonder if you realized how many Americans would be listening. This American was listening. This Texan is ashamed that you come from my state. I serve my country as an officer in the United States Navy. Specifically, I fly F-14 Tomcats off carriers around the world, executing the missions that preserve the very freedom you claim to exercise. I have proudly fought for my country in the skies over Kosovo, Iraq and Afghanistan without regret. Though I may disagree wholeheartedly with your comments, I will defend to the death your right to say them, in America. But for you to travel to a foreign land and publicly criticize our Commander in Chief is cowardice behavior. Would you have so willingly made those comments while performing for a patriotic, flag-waving crowd of Texans in Lubbock. I would imagine not. How dare you pocket profits off songs about soldiers, their deaths and patriotism while criticizing their Commander in Chief abroad, even while they prepare to give their lives to ensure your own freedom of speech. Please ask yourself, what have you done to deserve that sacrifice? Do not try to justify your comments by claiming that you made them only because you care about innocent lives. Never once in our history have we committed troops to war for the purpose of taking innocent lives. We do it to protect innocent lives, even yours. If the world leaders of the late 1930's had the vision and courage of our present Commander in Chief, perhaps the evil men who caused the death of millions in WWII would have never had the opportunity to harm a soul. The potential loss of millions of lives in the future at the hands of today's evil men necessitate action. In a separate correspondence, I am returning to you each and every Dixie Chicks CD and cassette that I have ever purchased. Never again will I allow my funds to support your behavior. All you have done is to add your name to a growing list of American "Celebrities" who have failed to realize that they have obtained their successes on the backs of the American blue-collar workers such as our servicemen and women.

To Natalie Maines: This Texan, this American will continue to risk his life to guarantee your freedoms.
What will you do to deserve it?

that's the best pic i've ever seen!

oh yeah

money...

She has the right to say whatever is on her mind... that's the great thing about America.

Anyway, I don't see that her comment was that insulting. I've heard worse. She's being crucified over this thing. She's become a symbol, a target for America's fear of diverse opinions.

well, here's my attempt. i just couldn't get the colors to match up

3 fuckin pics? thats it? You guys suck!!!

Where oh where is that GFY spirit. Not one lousy pic of one of these chicks getting a facial. I am sooooooooo disappointed.

Dixie chicks are not worth the these words I'm typing....
THey are silly little musicians...

So much for "Freedom of Speech"...

She just signed a check her ass cant cash. Local RADIO stations here in DFW refuse to play there music. Guess she'll take that one where it really hurts, the pocketbook.

Great shit!

Oh no, she's free to say what she wants to say...just like I am free to not buy her shit cause I disagree with her.......and just like someone else is free to photoshop me a nice pic to beat off to of one of these dixie chicks getting facially blasted.

Cmon people!!! Do your work!

Bump


Where are my pics people?

Fantastic, but you forgot to say "Bah, talk with my hand"

lolol

that really is funny!

i would have done better but i gotta peee!

Well, shit, thats more like it. Now we're getting somwhere