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03-31-2003, 03:37 PM

Hello. My name is Donald Murphy. I have been persecuted for my possession of legal pornography in my country -- U.S.A..

There is something seriously wrong with what is happening with me and continuing to go on in my country. They have institutionalized me and I have been drugged by force. Psychics have attempted to destroy my life. I had many American Pornographic Magazines and they were confiscated years ago around 1995. I was then put in a cubicle of a psychiatric ward and denied the use of a shower for 3 days.

I am living in a world where an impotent government has been
castrated and doesn't know what to do about the violation of an
AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RIGHTS. They are brainwashers and liars no matter what kind of spin this fucking government tries to put on this situation. CLEAN UP THE MESS, BUSH!
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03-31-2003, 03:38 PM

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03-31-2003, 03:39 PM

yet, you have access to the internet???
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03-31-2003, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by dantheman
sucks to be you

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03-31-2003, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by don1409murphy
Hello. My name is Donald Murphy. I have been persecuted for my possession of legal pornography in my country -- U.S.A..

They have institutionalized me and I have been drugged by force. Psychics have attempted to destroy my life.

I had many American Pornographic Magazines and they were confiscated years ago around 1995.

Err I have a couple questions I guess....

Who is they? And why were they in your residence able to confiscate your legal pornography collection in the first place?
And why did they institutionalize you - my guess is it wasn't because of your porno...

Something doesn't add up here.

Like saying you got in a wreck on the freeway because the guy in front of you decided to stop... nevermind the fact that you were drunk off your ass.
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03-31-2003, 03:51 PM

NURSE!!!!!!

lol sorry...had to do it...

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03-31-2003, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by goBigtime

Err I have a couple questions I guess....

Who is they? And why were they in your residence able to confiscate your legal pornography collection in the first place?
And why did they institutionalize you - my guess is it wasn't because of your porno...

Something doesn't add up here.

Like saying you got in a wreck on the freeway because the guy in front of you decided to stop... nevermind the fact that you were drunk off your ass.

I'm rather infamous and I'd like to tell you a bit about myself.

I live in Oregon. I'm rather infamous, though no one ever seems to recognize or acknowledge me to my face. I'm "special" like many jealous people seem to believe. "Special" meaning better than everyone and anyone else in the world. I'm a man of modest means that comes from a blue collar family. I myself was a blue collar worker and was trying to make my way in the world when someone ruined my dreams.
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03-31-2003, 03:59 PM

you're a loony.. AND you're waiting for Bush to help you? Double crazy..

go fuck yourself!
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03-31-2003, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by don1409murphy
I'm rather infamous and I'd like to tell you a bit about myself.

I live in Oregon. I'm rather infamous, though no one ever seems to recognize or acknowledge me to my face. I'm "special" like many jealous people seem to believe. "Special" meaning better than everyone and anyone else in the world. I'm a man of modest means that comes from a blue collar family. I myself was a blue collar worker and was trying to make my way in the world when someone ruined my dreams.

Interesting. Tell us more.

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03-31-2003, 04:12 PM

I have been banned from certain message boards due to nature of the controversy I cause and due to the jealousy of others. Some people like me and some people hate me. Some just could care less!
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03-31-2003, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by HungSolo
yet, you have access to the internet???

Yeah NO SHIT huh
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03-31-2003, 04:21 PM

I have been banned from certain message boards due to nature of the controversy I cause and due to the jealousy of others

hmmmmm

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03-31-2003, 04:32 PM

I guess a lot of people in the ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY are worried about doing my documentary. They are worried about legal issues and people's perceptions of them if they do my documentary. Look, I love these people in the porn industry. They are why I am famous. (Oh yeah, ignore that part because I'm crazy...) I was put in an institution because some quacks wanted to exploit me and lie about me. They also wanted to treat me like a guinea pig. All of this because of the things I did in my bedroom, of which consisted playing with homemade toys, pee, a tray, some crapon (not in a hat though..), and LEGAL PORNOGRAPHY! All of this LEGAL PORNOGRAPHY, in magazine format, was confiscated by these quacks.
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03-31-2003, 04:35 PM

Is it a documentary about Bizarro-World?
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03-31-2003, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by MattO
Is it a documentary about Bizarro-World?

DON'T FUCK WITH MY DOCUMENTARY AND MY ROADTRIP, ASSHOLE!!!!!! I HAVE A GOOD IDEA AND I'M GOING TO HELP THESE PEOPLE, INCLUDING LARRY FLYNT, FROM LOSING MONEY! I'M ALSO GOING TO GET THEM MORE MAINSTREAM EXPOSURE!!!!!!
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03-31-2003, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by don1409murphy
DON'T FUCK WITH MY DOCUMENTARY AND MY ROADTRIP, ASSHOLE!!!!!! I HAVE A GOOD IDEA AND I'M GOING TO HELP THESE PEOPLE, INCLUDING LARRY FLYNT, FROM LOSING MONEY! I'M ALSO GOING TO GET THEM MORE MAINSTREAM EXPOSURE!!!!!!

Put your tinfoil hat back on, they are reading your mind RIGHT NOW!!!!
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03-31-2003, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by MagicksAntics
NURSE!!!!!!

lol sorry...had to do it...

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03-31-2003, 05:34 PM

Do you have any family members that do any time traveling?
Maybe I can hook you up with one of our many beautiful institutionalized women at PrisonMates!

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03-31-2003, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by don1409murphy

I live in Oregon. I'm rather infamous, though no one ever seems to recognize or acknowledge me to my face. I'm "special" like many jealous people seem to believe. "Special" meaning better than everyone and anyone else in the world.

Boneprone!!
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03-31-2003, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by Warden
Do you have any family members that do any time traveling?
Maybe I can hook you up with one of our many beautiful institutionalized women at PrisonMates!
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03-31-2003, 05:51 PM

]It is *ME* that volunteered to put my life on the line for the citizens of this Country when I was in the military. It is *ME* that wants your rights as a citizen of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA protected from the corruption that has caused me to be mistreated, disrespected and slandered. Remember that, 'cuz you know I will. It is *ME* that supports everyone in the UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES, EVERY CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES
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03-31-2003, 05:55 PM

dan

do you have your own domain name? and if so, is it lawrenceconnor.com ?

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03-31-2003, 05:57 PM

This thread makes my head hurt.
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03-31-2003, 06:12 PM

i sale good tinfoil hats

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03-31-2003, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by Dildozer
i sale good tinfoil hats

Does it really look like I am the one with the problem here? People talk shit about me and brainwash me in an attempt to get you to believe their lies. Before I was famous none of you knew me. You didn't know how kind and generous I was. You didn't know how I would go out of my way to help a friend
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03-31-2003, 06:48 PM

HOW DARE YOU SMEAR MY GOOD NAME

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03-31-2003, 07:00 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by don1409murphy
[B]

damn get a grip dude..and fuck looks like some one beat you with the ugly stick..if i was a guys and i looked as bad as u....i would pray that i would get locked up...
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03-31-2003, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by don1409murphy
Hello. My name is Donald Murphy. I have been persecuted for my possession of legal pornography in my country -- U.S.A..

There is something seriously wrong with what is happening with me and continuing to go on in my country. They have institutionalized me and I have been drugged by force. Psychics have attempted to destroy my life.

Psychics? Like Ms. Cleo or something?
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03-31-2003, 07:44 PM

Damn
Now that's a fine mullet-wife-beater-trailer-trash specimen

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03-31-2003, 07:45 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by KrazieSweets
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Originally posted by don1409murphy

damn get a grip dude..and fuck looks like some one beat you with the ugly stick..if i was a guys and i looked as bad as u....i would pray that i would get locked up...

LARRY FLYNT could have died because of people like you. Instead he is only crippled and confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life. Think about this if you intend to fuck with me on my road trip as I intend to try and meet with porn stars to interview them
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03-31-2003, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by Dildozer
Damn
Now that's a fine mullet-wife-beater-trailer-trash specimen

NOW EVERYBODY, INCLUDING THE POLICE, NRA, FBI, MY "SHRINK," AND THAT FUCKING JUDGE
KNOW WHY I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN AK-47!!!
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03-31-2003, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by Enchantress

Psychics? Like Ms. Cleo or something?

Well, this bitch that was psychically connected to me in the Hospital makes me get erections. She does this telekinetically, with ESP or whatever. This all started when she got me all horny while I was in the hospital and begged me to have "MENTAL SEX" with her. I turned the tables on her, went in the bathroom and started masturbating. Then I told her (telepathically or through a hidden camera) that I my hard-on was for her. I was like:

"Ooohhh..This hard-on is for you! My dick is hard for you!"

And the stupid psychic bitch got all horny!
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03-31-2003, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by don1409murphy
Well, this bitch that was psychically connected to me in the Hospital makes me get erections. She does this telekinetically, with ESP or whatever. This all started when she got me all horny while I was in the hospital and begged me to have "MENTAL SEX" with her. I turned the tables on her, went in the bathroom and started masturbating. Then I told her (telepathically or through a hidden camera) that I my hard-on was for her. I was like:

"Ooohhh..This hard-on is for you! My dick is hard for you!"

And the stupid psychic bitch got all horny!

Ohhhhhh, well that explains everything.
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03-31-2003, 08:36 PM

Just wondering.... Do you hear voices comming from the TV even when it's turned off ???

And would someone in Oregon go over and beat the nurse for not giving this guy his meds.

The secret of greatness is simple: do better work than any other man in your field - and keep on doing it.
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03-31-2003, 08:42 PM

don1409murphy, take your lithium pills man

Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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03-31-2003, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by little-me
Just wondering.... Do you hear voices comming from the TV even when it's turned off ???

And would someone in Oregon go over and beat the nurse for not giving this guy his meds.

I did not put myself in this situation and I don?t feel as though I should have received any public aid (i.e. SOCIAL SECURITY) because I was not, nor was I ever, schizophrenic. They refuse to accept any blame for what they have done to me?i.e. me almost killing myself. That?s no guilt trip. I don?t believe in guilt trips
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03-31-2003, 09:12 PM

<IMG SRC="http://friends.porncherry.com/images/original/tinfoilhat.gif">

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03-31-2003, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by SpaceAce
<IMG SRC="http://friends.porncherry.com/images/original/tinfoilhat.gif">

SpaceAce

Now that is fucking funny

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03-31-2003, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by little-me

Now that is fucking funny

I felt it was appropriate

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03-31-2003, 10:27 PM

Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are fucking sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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03-31-2003, 10:46 PM

Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded

Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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03-31-2003, 10:52 PM

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself

at least someone found humor in it
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03-31-2003, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by StupidNewbie
Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are fucking sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

As you all know, some crazy shit has been happening to me with that sick bitch and her people stalking me. I just now woke up from a nap and some asshole went and fired a gun near my house. I guess they are trying to scare me again or something.
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04-01-2003, 01:08 AM

Look, I was invited to this board. One of your members send me an e-mail inviting me here.
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