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  • Sunny Leone
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 1616
    #1

    Read My Fan Mail.

    Dearest lovely Sunny...

    My friend informed me of your position at Penthouse. You make me so proud as a fellow indian in Southern Ontario. I just wanted to ask you a few questions which weren't answered from your wonderful web-site. Where from Southern Ontario are you? Where from India are you? I'm from Goa, India, and reside in Scarborough, Ontario. Right now, I am in the University of Waterloo.

    My more important question is whether you are married or not. What religion
    are you? If it is needed, i can talk to my parents to have an arranged
    marriage. My parents are of a very high caste and have lots of money to
    offer you and your family. As my wife, you will not have to do any housework
    as i will hire a maid for that...an indian one if you wish. I am not too
    familiar with your favourite sex postion...but I must admit that i am a
    quick learner. So if you have patience, i will master it with your help.

    In conclusion, please get back to me fast...because i am trying to court
    several stars of your calibre.

    Thanx alot, Please get back to me.....please....even if it is to
    decline....at least then i can accept some other offers.

    Sexually Yours,

    Reuben Aloysius D'Lima.
    (it's catholic but i can change my name to a hindu/muslim one if u prefer)
    www.sunnyleone.com
    www.coldhardcash.com
    [email protected]
    ICQ- 279689845
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    • Cheshire
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 5738
      #2
      Aw, that's so.... sweet.


      just a little bit naughty

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        • Eric
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2000
          • 8818
          #3
          Sunny,

          I don't know about any of that other crap. But I have mastered your favorite sexual position... Do I have a shot? Please.... Please get back to me. Even if it is to decline. Cheshire is waiting.
          No One

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            • Cheshire
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 5738
              #4
              yes... yes I am.


              just a little bit naughty

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                • BRISK
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 12240
                  #5
                  You better get back to him fast before he marries some other Playboy model.

                  Hurry!!!
                  I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                  I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                    • esnem
                      #6
                      i think roger is in line after chasin

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                        • Giorgio_Xo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 4263
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Sunny Leone
                          Dearest lovely Sunny...

                          My friend informed me of your position at Penthouse. You make me so proud as a fellow indian in Southern Ontario. I just wanted to ask you a few questions which weren't answered from your wonderful web-site. Where from Southern Ontario are you? Where from India are you? I'm from Goa, India, and reside in Scarborough, Ontario. Right now, I am in the University of Waterloo.

                          My more important question is whether you are married or not. What religion
                          are you? If it is needed, i can talk to my parents to have an arranged
                          marriage. My parents are of a very high caste and have lots of money to
                          offer you and your family. As my wife, you will not have to do any housework
                          as i will hire a maid for that...an indian one if you wish. I am not too
                          familiar with your favourite sex postion...but I must admit that i am a
                          quick learner. So if you have patience, i will master it with your help.

                          In conclusion, please get back to me fast...because i am trying to court
                          several stars of your calibre.

                          Thanx alot, Please get back to me.....please....even if it is to
                          decline....at least then i can accept some other offers.

                          Sexually Yours,

                          Reuben Aloysius D'Lima.
                          (it's catholic but i can change my name to a hindu/muslim one if u prefer)
                          I'll double what ever he can offer plus I'll throw in two Peruvian servants and a car.
                          Make Levees, Not War

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                            • Jer
                              God is Brazilian
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 10601
                              #8
                              This guy is playing with lottery. Sending hundreds of e-mails, maybe one of them will work. Good luck to the guy!

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                                • snowpimp
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 1099
                                  #9
                                  lol
                                  did you say yes?
                                  HIGH QUALITY ADULT AND NON-ADULT DESIGN/MARKETING WORK SINCE 1997!!

                                  Yan - ICQ # 4790444 - Phone: 530-544-7058

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                                    • SiMpLe
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 3221
                                      #10
                                      I get these for chicks on our sites all the time - EVERY ONE offers the good life and money - what do they think that you live on the street of something LOL
                                      Sean Holland
                                      Vice President
                                      OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET)
                                      SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com
                                      888-775-1500

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                                        • Sunny Leone
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 1616
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by snowpimp
                                          lol
                                          did you say yes?
                                          Yes, my parents are talking with his right now and working out the deal. We're going to broadcast the wedding live on my site and the wedding night too.
                                          www.sunnyleone.com
                                          www.coldhardcash.com
                                          [email protected]
                                          ICQ- 279689845

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                                            • Sunny Leone
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 1616
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by SiMpLe
                                              I get these for chicks on our sites all the time - EVERY ONE offers the good life and money - what do they think that you live on the street of something LOL
                                              Yeah I get a lot of this stuff, but this is the funniest one lately.

                                              Hey SiMple when you going to shoot me for your site.
                                              www.sunnyleone.com
                                              www.coldhardcash.com
                                              [email protected]
                                              ICQ- 279689845

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                                                • Nydahl
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 6655
                                                  #13
                                                  - I can change religion , name , whole my life - whatever you want
                                                  www.garciniatrio.com
                                                  www.acaitrio.com
                                                  www.greencoffeetrio.com

                                                  ICQ 153918034 email [email protected]

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                                                    • esnem
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Sunny Leone


                                                      Yeah I get a lot of this stuff, but this is the funniest one lately.

                                                      Hey SiMple when you going to shoot me for your site.
                                                      i hear there's a peter north shoot tomorrow

                                                      interested?

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                                                        • snowpimp
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 1099
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Sunny Leone


                                                          Yes, my parents are talking with his right now and working out the deal. We're going to broadcast the wedding live on my site and the wedding night too.
                                                          I might actually have to join my first porn site! lol
                                                          HIGH QUALITY ADULT AND NON-ADULT DESIGN/MARKETING WORK SINCE 1997!!

                                                          Yan - ICQ # 4790444 - Phone: 530-544-7058

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                                                            • asuna
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2002
                                                              • 8743
                                                              #16
                                                              It was for YOU only, if I wanted GFY to see it I would of posted it here first

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                                                                • Sunny Leone
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 1616
                                                                  #17
                                                                  haha funny...

                                                                  it was too cute.....I had to show everyone.
                                                                  www.sunnyleone.com
                                                                  www.coldhardcash.com
                                                                  [email protected]
                                                                  ICQ- 279689845

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                                                                    • esnem
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by asuna
                                                                      It was for YOU only, if I wanted GFY to see it I would of posted it here first
                                                                      what's up Reuben Aloysius D'Lima

                                                                      change your name to ima dumas -its muslim

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                                                                        • SiMpLe
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 3221
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Sunny Leone


                                                                          Yeah I get a lot of this stuff, but this is the funniest one lately.

                                                                          Hey SiMple when you going to shoot me for your site.

                                                                          You have my number - call me anytime ;)
                                                                          Sean Holland
                                                                          Vice President
                                                                          OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET)
                                                                          SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com
                                                                          888-775-1500

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                                                                            • revbuddylove
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 402
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Dude WTF!!!!??
                                                                              Reuben sent me the same note last week.
                                                                              That fucker!
                                                                              I was already making arrangements.
                                                                              Say it ain't so Reuby-Reuby-astro-lubey!
                                                                              I guess my dreams of a housework free life with a maid are gone. sniff...
                                                                              At least it's good to know that he thinks that we are of the same "calibre".....

                                                                              Originally posted by Sunny Leone
                                                                              Dearest lovely Sunny...

                                                                              My friend informed me of your position at Penthouse. You make me so proud as a fellow indian in Southern Ontario. I just wanted to ask you a few questions which weren't answered from your wonderful web-site. Where from Southern Ontario are you? Where from India are you? I'm from Goa, India, and reside in Scarborough, Ontario. Right now, I am in the University of Waterloo.

                                                                              My more important question is whether you are married or not. What religion
                                                                              are you? If it is needed, i can talk to my parents to have an arranged
                                                                              marriage. My parents are of a very high caste and have lots of money to
                                                                              offer you and your family. As my wife, you will not have to do any housework
                                                                              as i will hire a maid for that...an indian one if you wish. I am not too
                                                                              familiar with your favourite sex postion...but I must admit that i am a
                                                                              quick learner. So if you have patience, i will master it with your help.

                                                                              In conclusion, please get back to me fast...because i am trying to court
                                                                              several stars of your calibre.

                                                                              Thanx alot, Please get back to me.....please....even if it is to
                                                                              decline....at least then i can accept some other offers.

                                                                              Sexually Yours,

                                                                              Reuben Aloysius D'Lima.
                                                                              (it's catholic but i can change my name to a hindu/muslim one if u prefer)
                                                                              -Rev. Buddy Love
                                                                              Code Monkey at Adult.com

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                                                                                • Pornkings
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 5334
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by esnem
                                                                                  i think roger is in line after chasin

                                                                                  I can only dream.

                                                                                  I give the guy balls tho for an email like that. sounds like he's smart just working the numbers.
                                                                                  Its all a numbers game.
                                                                                  Pornkings.com

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                                                                                    • Pornkings
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 5334
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Sunny post some hot pics

                                                                                      And hook me up with the friend your bringin to Phoenix if she cruises
                                                                                      Pornkings.com

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                                                                                        • WiredGuy
                                                                                          Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                          • 34515
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I'm very proud that Sunny's from Ontario as well and at the same time I'm ashamed this fan of yours is going to UWaterloo. But on the bright side, I looked up his name from the alumni site and it seems like he really is a student there! I really thought he was joking but here's his personal info should anyone like to flame him (I won't post his phone number though)

                                                                                          name: D'Lima, Reuben Aloysius
                                                                                          department: ART/ARTS (Arts, First Year)
                                                                                          email: [email protected]
                                                                                          phone: 519 725 XXXX
                                                                                          uwuserid: radlima

                                                                                          WG
                                                                                          I play with Google.

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                                                                                            • esnem
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Pornkings


                                                                                              Its all a numbers game.
                                                                                              34-25-35

                                                                                              haha, WG, didn't you go to UWaterloo?

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                                                                                                • DrewKole
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 5193
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by esnem


                                                                                                  34-25-35

                                                                                                  haha, WG, didn't you go to UWaterloo?
                                                                                                  6'2, 8 inches.

                                                                                                  I win, shorty. :P

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                                                                                                    • esnem
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                                                                      6'2, 8 inches.

                                                                                                      I win, shorty. :P
                                                                                                      haha, those weren't my measurements you silly faggot

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                                                                                                        • DrewKole
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                          • 5193
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by esnem


                                                                                                          haha, those weren't my measurements you silly faggot
                                                                                                          then take some penis pills. =P

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                                                                                                            • esnem
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                                                                              then take some penis pills. =P
                                                                                                              can i get a commision on them

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                                                                                                                • Nurgle
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                  • 2337
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by esnem
                                                                                                                  i think roger is in line after chasin
                                                                                                                  Actually Chasin promised me that I was next in line!

                                                                                                                  Nurgle
                                                                                                                  I am not a megalomaniac.. I just rule the world
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                                                                                                                    • SiMpLe
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                      • 3221
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                                                      I'm very proud that Sunny's from Ontario as well and at the same time I'm ashamed this fan of yours is going to UWaterloo. But on the bright side, I looked up his name from the alumni site and it seems like he really is a student there! I really thought he was joking but here's his personal info should anyone like to flame him (I won't post his phone number though)

                                                                                                                      name: D'Lima, Reuben Aloysius
                                                                                                                      department: ART/ARTS (Arts, First Year)
                                                                                                                      email: [email protected]
                                                                                                                      phone: 519 725 XXXX
                                                                                                                      uwuserid: radlima

                                                                                                                      WG

                                                                                                                      LOL Charles - remind me never to send fan email to sunny
                                                                                                                      Sean Holland
                                                                                                                      Vice President
                                                                                                                      OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET)
                                                                                                                      SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com
                                                                                                                      888-775-1500

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                                                                                                                        • DrewKole
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                          • 5193
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by esnem


                                                                                                                          can i get a commision on them
                                                                                                                          Sure, use my ref code. http://www.penispills.com/?forpeople...lpeniilikensem

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                                                                                                                            • boneprone
                                                                                                                              Hall Of Fame
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                              • 34415
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Panchoud Benchoud power.

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                                                                                                                                • WiredGuy
                                                                                                                                  Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 34515
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SiMpLe
                                                                                                                                  LOL Charles - remind me never to send fan email to sunny
                                                                                                                                  Hehe... I'm also a good fan of Sunny, she's a great model. This Ruben guy cracks me up though so I'd figure to look him up in the alumni site. Pretty funny stuff that this guy was a real guy. I really thought it was a joke!

                                                                                                                                  Hehe... see you in Phoenix bro!

                                                                                                                                  Esnem> Yeah, graduated last year.
                                                                                                                                  WG
                                                                                                                                  I play with Google.

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