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  • Manga1
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    • Oct 2001
    • 952

    #1

    Canadian Apology to the United States

    On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

    I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

    He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

    I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

    I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

    I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

    I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

    I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

    And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

    Thank you.

    -Rick Mercer from 'This Hour Has 22 Minutes'
  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
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    #2
    another fuckin idiot.

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    • angeleyes
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      #3
      Welcome to 2 weeks ago and 200 identical posts later.
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      • Manga1
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        • Oct 2001
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        #4
        Originally posted by Fletch XXX
        another fuckin idiot.

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        • directfiesta
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          • Oct 2002
          • 30196

          #5
          LMHO ( Laughing My Head Off)....
          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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          • Manga1
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            • Oct 2001
            • 952

            #6
            Originally posted by angeleyes
            Welcome to 2 weeks ago and 200 identical posts later.
            This was posted before?

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            • Fletch XXX
              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
              • Jan 2002
              • 60840

              #7
              youre the dumb ass making posts other people have posted trying to stir shit.

              go on wit ya bad self keyboard ninja.


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              • Theo
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                • May 2001
                • 34515

                #8
                i'm not familiar with Rick Mercer, but he became my 2nd heroe. (after saddam)

                as representative of all arab nations, thank you!

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                • Manga1
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                  • Oct 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                  youre the dumb ass making posts other people have posted trying to stir shit.

                  go on wit ya bad self keyboard ninja.

                  I'm not trying to stir shit. Just think this is a funny blurb. I don't live on this board like you to know it was posted before.

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                  • Anthony_A
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                    • Feb 2003
                    • 1219

                    #10
                    You sad, sad, sad fuck.

                    Does the thought of United States make your pee pee shrivel that you have to post moronic shit?
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                    • Fletch XXX
                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                      • Jan 2002
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Manga1


                      I'm not trying to stir shit.
                      keep trying.

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                      • Manga1
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                        keep trying.
                        Trying what? Punk.

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                        • Fletch XXX
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                          • Jan 2002
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Manga1


                          Trying what? Punk.
                          i meant you should try or 'keep trying' to stir shit. its good for the soul.

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                          • Manga1
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Anthony_A
                            You sad, sad, sad fuck.

                            Does the thought of United States make your pee pee shrivel that you have to post moronic shit?
                            My pee pee is doing just fine. thanks for caring.

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                            • Manga1
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                              i meant you should try or 'keep trying' to stir shit. its good for the soul.
                              I like your style

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                              • Fletch XXX
                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                • Jan 2002
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                                #16
                                wow look at him, he has already added 'Keyboard Ninja' to his sig, dude you take this shit way too seriously? hahah


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                                • BRISK
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                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 12240

                                  #17
                                  Why? Why? Why? Must people continue this stupid game.

                                  These type of threads are so sad I could cry.
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                                  • Manga1
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                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 952

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                    wow look at him, he has already added 'Keyboard Ninja' to his sig, dude you take this shit way too seriously? hahah

                                    Just trying to heal my soul.

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                                    • Mr. Jim
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 4372

                                      #19
                                      Hey maybe you could introduce the Macarana as the new dance craze too!

                                      Hey that is a real good one!

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                                      • stanton
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                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 2640

                                        #20

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                                        • Mr. Jim
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                                          • Mar 2003
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                                          #21
                                          OMG!!!!


                                          A keyboard Ninja................

                                          :

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                                          • Manga1
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                                            • Oct 2001
                                            • 952

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jimholio
                                            Hey maybe you could introduce the Macarana as the new dance craze too!

                                            Hey that is a real good one!
                                            Did you know the Macarena was invented by a Canadian?

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                                            • stanton
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 2640

                                              #23

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                                              • Theo
                                                HAL 9000
                                                • May 2001
                                                • 34515

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BRISK
                                                Why? Why? Why? Must people continue this stupid game.

                                                These type of threads are so sad I could cry.
                                                do you have anything better to offer?

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                                                • Manga1
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                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 952

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jimholio
                                                  OMG!!!!


                                                  A keyboard Ninja................

                                                  :
                                                  Don't make me hit my secret delete key! Don't do it!

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                                                  • Fletch XXX
                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 60840

                                                    #26
                                                    remember who christened you.

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                                                    • Manga1
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                                                      • 952

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                      remember who christened you.
                                                      Hehehe, yes Godfather.

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                                                      • Mr. Jim
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                                                        • Mar 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        I was not aware of this.......It seems that Canada has invented everything.

                                                        jeepers creepers Canada we would be nothing without you!!!

                                                        Thanks Canadia....errrr...Cananada....you klnow what I mean

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                                                        • Mr. Jim
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                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          Magna,

                                                          I commend you on finishing your keyboard ninja training. Now go invent something for Canada

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                                                          • Manga1
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jimholio
                                                            I was not aware of this.......It seems that Canada has invented everything.

                                                            jeepers creepers Canada we would be nothing without you!!!

                                                            Thanks Canadia....errrr...Cananada....you klnow what I mean
                                                            No problem. Thanks for coming out.

                                                            BTW, we invented the jeepers creepers too.

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                                                            • slaphappy
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                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 201

                                                              #31
                                                              Just give me your holidays that you get each year and I'll then consider your apology.

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                                                              • Manga1
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                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                • 952

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jimholio
                                                                Magna,

                                                                I commend you on finishing your keyboard ninja training. Now go invent something for Canada
                                                                Thanks, but only when I can take the pebble from the Godfather's hand will I be finished my training.

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                                                                • Fletch XXX
                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 60840

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Mr. Jim
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hmmmmmm.....kind of sounds like the gimp in Pulp Fiction

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                                                                    • Manga1
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by slaphappy
                                                                      Just give me your holidays that you get each year and I'll then consider your apology.
                                                                      Done.

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                                                                      • Fletch XXX
                                                                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                        • 60840

                                                                        #36
                                                                        cant you guys just ever get drunk and drop the neeed to bicker?

                                                                        man.

                                                                        open something.

                                                                        smoke something.


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                                                                        • Manga1
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                                                                          #37


                                                                          The holy nectar! What every young keyboard ninja trains for!

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                                                                          • Mr. Jim
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I am just playin....no real angst here

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                                                                            • drops
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              damn newfie's

                                                                              and what up Jim? BossHolio said that paintball is on in 3 weeks
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                                                                              • Manga1
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by jimholio
                                                                                I am just playin....no real angst here
                                                                                Same here. Boredom is a terrible thing. Cheers

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                                                                                • Manga1
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by drops
                                                                                  newfie
                                                                                  Sorry, wrong province. That's what we call them up here you know.

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                                                                                  • gregtx
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                                                                                    • Jan 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Canada is a great place... great country.. and great people...

                                                                                    almost as great as TEXAS!!!

                                                                                    but you can talk all the noise ya want..

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                                                                                    • Manga1
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by gregtx
                                                                                      but you can talk all the noise ya want..

                                                                                      $1usd = $1.50 CAD

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                                                                                      • drops
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Greg..

                                                                                        Texas is alright.. but we all know that Oklahoma is OK
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                                                                                        • mule
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          This thread is hilarious
                                                                                          Converting like a mofo

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                                                                                          • &lt;IMX&gt;
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Cheers, FletchXXX


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                                                                                            • Nysus
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                                                                                              • Aug 2001
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Hey Manga, I posted the actual video link to that yesterday.

                                                                                              http://www.22minutes.com/realwrapper...apology_256.rm

                                                                                              Enjoy.

                                                                                              Cheers,
                                                                                              Matt
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                                                                                              • Kel
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                                                                                                • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                The bottom line is that countries are always going to have there little squabbles - Even ones that are strong allies.

                                                                                                Canada and the US are two of the best countries in the World.

                                                                                                Deal with it.
                                                                                                Trust Me...

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                                                                                                • Shaggy
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  You mean there's actually a country north of us? We don't hear much from you eskimos. Probably because you don't make much of an impact on the world.

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                                                                                                  • Mr. Jim
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by drops
                                                                                                    damn newfie's

                                                                                                    and what up Jim? BossHolio said that paintball is on in 3 weeks
                                                                                                    Yeah it's on "operation welted skin"

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