You Know You've been in Porn too long when...

**StacyCat** · 03-25-2003, 05:20 AM

Originally posted by Sausage

Wonder if porn site webmistresses see guys as content?

Definatly!

Me and a friend of mine were at a Four Points Hotel in Minn, and this really cute black guy comes in with two other guys. The guy goes to start working out (the workout room was glass, right next to the hot tub where we were.) The conversation went like "ooo, that guy is hot, wonder if he likes big girls" "wonder if he does porn" "ya know, he linda looks like LL Cool J" "Naw, he wouldnt be in a hotel like this" "but what a cool shoot if it was!"

Well, the guy really turned out to be LL Cool J :-) http://www.stacycat.com/LLCoolJ.jpg Horrible picture of me, but you get the idea :-)

In short, i do look at guys and think if they would do porn

**Va2k** · 03-25-2003, 05:28 AM

ya with ya girl and just before you come you pull it out and cum all over her, while making all types of moans, Then she looks at ya all weird with a awe look in her eyes like WTF IS THIS BASTARD DOING? Eh?

**Sausage** · 03-25-2003, 05:38 AM

Originally posted by va2k
ya with ya girl and just before you come you pull it out and cum all over her, while making all types of moans, Then she looks at ya all weird with a awe look in her eyes like WTF IS THIS BASTARD DOING? Eh?

Yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaaha
I can see that happening!

**HollywoodChris** · 03-25-2003, 05:42 AM

when you visit gfy to get updated on world events.

**The Porn Dude** · 03-25-2003, 06:40 AM

Originally posted by emerica
when you visit gfy to get updated on world events.

ROTFLMFAO

It is oh so true and ever so sad.

**Ian** · 03-25-2003, 06:51 AM

When after seeing Tawnee Stone for so long you now think she's old.

**Nydahl** · 03-25-2003, 06:56 AM

when you place a fake cumshot on your girlfriends face

**UglyOrangeCouch** · 03-25-2003, 07:16 AM

My girlfriend goes out for a "facial" and I get all worried thinking she is cheating on me!

**Vox** · 03-25-2003, 07:28 AM

Originally posted by stocktrader23
When you see a giant gaping asshole on a daily basis.

...And you can name the model it belongs to, with out seeing the face.

**Lane** · 03-25-2003, 08:10 AM

..when you visit GFY to check the world news.

**Lane** · 03-25-2003, 08:10 AM

..when you keep getting caught with checks laying around, gfy on your screen, internext freebies on the tables when your friends come over, who dont know what you do.

**ZoiNk** · 03-25-2003, 08:11 AM

... when you recieve spam and you have the contact from that sponsor already on your ICQ list to get the person terminated without even having to click on it to see what sponsor it is.

ZoiNk

**SCJason** · 03-25-2003, 08:21 AM

...............you can jerk off at your desk without making the change in your pockets rattle.

**CosmicKitten** · 03-25-2003, 08:29 AM

when you can name a model by just seeing her 'business'

and people who spell 'coming,' 'cuming.' ack

**Interlude** · 03-25-2003, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by T - Bone
When you try to justify the cost of some frivolous item that you 'need' to have by how many "sing-ups" it will take to recover the costs.

Perfect!

**chupacabra** · 03-25-2003, 08:34 AM

When you try to justify the cost of some frivolous item that you 'need' to have by how many "sing-ups" it will take to recover the costs.

hehe... too true, i look at the prices of so many prices in multiples of $29.95..

**blazi** · 03-25-2003, 08:35 AM

... when you ask the waitress: "Do you accept paypal or just cash/credit cards?"

**el_greco** · 03-25-2003, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by SCJason
...............you can jerk off at your desk without making the change in your pockets rattle.

**el_greco** · 03-25-2003, 08:47 AM

When you surf through TGP's and you're checking out layouts and colors of the galleries...instead of content.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 03-25-2003, 08:47 AM

real conversation I had last night with my husband

Me: Hey, I want to go to a Cradle of Filth Concert next month
Him: Sarah, you have been to a lot of concerts lately. Are you sure we are going to be able to afford it
Me: I know, but we will be okay. Afterall the ticket only costs one signup...two if I buy a t-shirt and junk.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 03-25-2003, 08:48 AM

or when someone sends you a porn pic to try to turn you on and you go 'oh, I know her!'

**Lane** · 03-25-2003, 08:48 AM

hehehe

**X37375787** · 03-25-2003, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by quiet
when days turn into weeks. weeks turn into months. months turn into years.

vive la porno!!

Now this sounds like SSDD ....

**MuleScrote** · 03-25-2003, 08:50 AM

Originally posted by SCJason
...............you can jerk off at your desk without making the change in your pockets rattle.

**Rick Latona** · 03-25-2003, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by Manny The Tranny
<H1>RETARD PORN TURNS YOU ON</H1>

Who owns spasticsex.com ?

I own retardsex.com.

**cashalot** · 03-25-2003, 09:13 AM

Man, I cant wait till I get this shit on the internet.

**kaylacam** · 03-25-2003, 09:48 AM

...when you know what day of the week it is based on what time you are supposed to fuck/masturbate...

**CrazyNakedChick** · 03-25-2003, 09:58 AM

...... people with clothes on are almost more of a turn on than full nudes.

**AbeFroman** · 03-25-2003, 10:55 AM

you laugh everytime Marv Albert screams "Facial"

**traffictrader** · 03-25-2003, 11:03 AM

I've got two that apply to me

1) when you are watching porn and your boss comes by and says "omg what is that? For the love of god... turn it up"

2) when you start to messure real world things by conversion ratios... this is btw how I determine which club I go to on the weekends now =/

**aztecvision** · 03-25-2003, 11:04 AM

When you fuck your woman in 5 to 10 different positions and call it a "QUICKIE"..

**nofx** · 03-25-2003, 11:11 AM

when all your non-porn friends think your weird when you try to explain wtf a circle jerk is.

**hyper** · 03-25-2003, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by SCJason
...............you can jerk off at your desk without making the change in your pockets rattle.

thats a great one

**Cheshire** · 03-25-2003, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by kaylacam
...when you know what day of the week it is based on what time you are supposed to fuck/masturbate...

You crack me up.

**Que?** · 03-25-2003, 01:09 PM

When you think fully dressed women looks exotic and sexy, compared to your usual diet...

When you know the photographers name the same instant you see a tiny thumb...

**Geoge** · 03-25-2003, 01:54 PM

Somebody already do the compilation

http://pornjokes.x-web-x.com/

**G Sharp** · 03-25-2003, 02:23 PM

When you salivate when someone forwards you niche porn with [edited] header info. BLING BLING

**angeleyes** · 03-25-2003, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
...... people with clothes on are almost more of a turn on than full nudes.

I agree....leave a little to the imagination!

**stocktrader23** · 03-25-2003, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by Geoge
Somebody already do the compilation

http://pornjokes.x-web-x.com/

WTF?

**DaDee** · 03-26-2003, 08:21 AM

When you try to justify the cost of some frivolous item that you 'need' to have by how many "sing-ups" it will take to recover the costs

**Lane** · 03-26-2003, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by Geoge
Somebody already do the compilation

http://pornjokes.x-web-x.com/

hehe nice

**MrPopup** · 03-26-2003, 09:30 AM

When the underside of your desk is caked in semen.

**Cheshire** · 03-26-2003, 02:13 PM

Originally posted by SCJason
...............you can jerk off at your desk without making the change in your pockets rattle.

You know, I can help you with that problem.

**SomeCreep** · 04-05-2003, 06:14 PM

When you go out wearing a brand new GFY t-shirt.

You Know You've been in Porn too long when...

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