Anyone MARTIAL ARTS expert?

**Jakke PNG** · 03-25-2003, 07:29 AM

I have all bruce lee movies.

**chupacabra** · 03-25-2003, 07:29 AM

i do kendo, thats it though... no standard forms..

**xxxinnovations** · 03-25-2003, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I have all bruce lee movies.

I'd say you know ur shit then

**CDSmith** · 03-25-2003, 07:31 AM

I am a grandmaster of hwoo flung dung

**Thrawn$** · 03-25-2003, 07:37 AM

I use my dick like a wepon!
I m a master Cock Killah!

**DarkJedi** · 03-25-2003, 07:37 AM

I am a Ninja.
My reaction time is 0.00 seconds.
I can kick anyones ass

**Mark** · 03-25-2003, 07:39 AM

I did shaolin wu shu when I was a young grasshopper..

**G Sharp** · 03-25-2003, 07:40 AM

[Lips move at different speed from sound]"I do the hidden dragon crouching webmaster fist style WOO AAHHHH! "

**smut4all** · 03-25-2003, 07:41 AM

1st degree black belt in Crav Maga

**Jakke PNG** · 03-25-2003, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by smut4all
1st degree black belt in Crav Maga

Crav maga kicks ass.

**CDSmith** · 03-25-2003, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
My reaction time is 0.00 seconds

That is fast.

**Gman.357** · 03-25-2003, 07:45 AM

I hold a black belt in Finga Ontrigga.

**Nano** · 03-25-2003, 07:54 AM

I like red wine, does this count?

**grumpy** · 03-25-2003, 08:10 AM

i do colt .45

**CDSmith** · 03-25-2003, 08:15 AM

Bah, any fool can be tough with a gun in his hand. The REAL test is when you are attacked by 3 guys with knives, and all you have for a weapon is a soup spoon.

You need to master the art of knifey-spoony.

**demented** · 03-25-2003, 08:20 AM

I rule at Mortal Kombat.

**dig420** · 03-25-2003, 08:22 AM

http://www.bullshido.tv/dl_goto.asp?id=23

MMA vs. Kung Fu

**Danny_C** · 03-25-2003, 08:22 AM

I mostly practice Hung Gar and Choy Lay Fut, with some Southern Mantis and Wing Chun.

**EscortBiz** · 03-25-2003, 08:22 AM

fuck karate, in the real world there are knifes and guns

**iroc409** · 03-25-2003, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith
Bah, any fool can be tough with a gun in his hand. The REAL test is when you are attacked by 3 guys with knives, and all you have for a weapon is a soup spoon.

You need to master the art of knifey-spoony.

you're right, and i agree, but hitting all 3 quick-like with an AR-15 gives you more time to run from the cops

**G Sharp** · 03-25-2003, 08:27 AM

"I don't know Karate....but I know CRRRAZY"

James Brown [circa 1971]

"I know Mexican Judo"

"Mexican Judo...what's That?"

"Ju don't know if I have a gun... Ju don't know if I have a knife."

-- Paul Rodriguez

**EscortBiz** · 03-25-2003, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by G Sharp
"I don't know Karate....but I know CRRRAZY"

James Brown [circa 1971]

"I know Mexican Judo"

"Mexican Judo...what's That?"

"Ju don't know if I have a gun... Ju don't know if I have a knife."

-- Paul Rodriguez

I like those :-)

**SleazyDream** · 03-25-2003, 08:47 AM

did 4 years of it 3-4 times a week when in university. trained with a bunch of kickboxers. Happy not to do it anymore - i was "different' then

**G Sharp** · 03-25-2003, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by SleazyDream
did 4 years of it 3-4 times a week when in university. trained with a bunch of kickboxers. Happy not to do it anymore - i was "different' then

were you the training bag?

j/k sleazy

**Big Monkie** · 03-25-2003, 08:56 AM

Shantung black tiger, 35 years. Expert, no way.

Anyone MARTIAL ARTS expert?

Anyone MARTIAL ARTS expert?

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