Originally posted by mule
It took you since July 2002 to figure that out?
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i think its prolly more than %5 of the people who make a living out of this.. but it certainly is decreasing, as the board gets dilluted with more people
You get clued into a way to get traffic.
You make $500-$1000 a day for six months:
You show your family and ?renta? friends you?re a true pimp.
You spend money like a ****** with a welfare check cuz it?s crack day.
Your sign ups stop because you shot your mouth off on your concept. (Cuz you?re a stupid pimp)
You say, ?oh fuck? how am I going to pay my taxes?
You sell your entire pimp gear car, watches, etc.
You notice your bitches are with another fly pimp. (With money)
You then work your ass off for two years trying to chase dat pimp money again.
You wake up one day and realize you are now at mommy?s house eating her food at 25 years old.
You clue in and go main stream with your old pimp knowledge.
You live in your own house now with a average ride and a bitch and live happy.
You pay all bills on time.
You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here.
You take these advanced concepts and make less money then the pimp days.
You are now a big pimp in a small world of pimps, but you own the pond.
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Originally posted by Non-porn Life of a true porn webmaster:
You get clued into a way to get traffic.
You make $500-$1000 a day for six months:
You show your family and ?renta? friends you?re a true pimp.
You spend money like a ****** with a welfare check cuz it?s crack day.
Your sign ups stop because you shot your mouth off on your concept. (Cuz you?re a stupid pimp)
You say, ?oh fuck? how am I going to pay my taxes?
You sell your entire pimp gear car, watches, etc.
You notice your bitches are with another fly pimp. (With money)
You then work your ass off for two years trying to chase dat pimp money again.
You wake up one day and realize you are now at mommy?s house eating her food at 25 years old.
You clue in and go main stream with your old pimp knowledge.
You live in your own house now with a average ride and a bitch and live happy.
You pay all bills on time.
You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here.
You take these advanced concepts and make less money then the pimp days.
You are now a big pimp in a small world of pimps, but you own the pond.
So true... so fucking true...
Seen this happen to alot of guys in the seven years that I have made my living in this biz
Originally posted by Non-porn
Life of a true porn webmaster:
You get clued into a way to get traffic.
You make $500-$1000 a day for six months:
You show your family and ?renta? friends you?re a true pimp.
You spend money like a ****** with a welfare check cuz it?s crack day. Your sign ups stop because you shot your mouth off on your concept. (Cuz you?re a stupid pimp)
You say, ?oh fuck? how am I going to pay my taxes?
You sell your entire pimp gear car, watches, etc.
You notice your bitches are with another fly pimp. (With money)
You then work your ass off for two years trying to chase dat pimp money again.
You wake up one day and realize you are now at mommy?s house eating her food at 25 years old.
You clue in and go main stream with your old pimp knowledge.
You live in your own house now with a average ride and a bitch and live happy.
You pay all bills on time.
You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here.
You take these advanced concepts and make less money then the pimp days.
You are now a big pimp in a small world of pimps, but you own the pond.
comic yet true to life....
seen that happen more than once, and I'm sure I'll see it happen a few more times...
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Originally posted by wouncie You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!
Originally posted by wouncie You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!
Originally posted by wouncie You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!
Yep, No meat on MY dish because Im just an ingnorant ass webmaster.
Click the picture below to see what happened to da meat!
<a href="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.wmv"><img border="2" src="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.jpg">
Originally posted by pentae Let's face it.. 98% of the people who talk shit on this board are nothing but broke, no money fucks.
After spending a few months ocassionally reading this board you'd suspect that the average GFY member:
- Drives the latest Mercedes
- Owns a mansion in Malibu
- Is either Black, or; pimps hoes in their spare time
- Gets over 1,000 signups a day
- Eats lobster from the pussy of a variety of fine bitches at his disposal for various meal stages through his day.
When infact, the reality is..
95% OF YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ADMIT IT.
You all thrive on the BULLSHIT persona that you are infact a wealthy hip adult webmaster gangster.
Every one of you pathetic little pricks is trying to LIVE A DREAM that you are not part of this reality.
Face it: YOUR ALL TALK.
Turn off the computer, go outside, get a girlfriend and stop pretending to be something you really are not.
Another clueless wonder post . . . . you have no idea who some of the people are on this board and you would be amazed if they ever showed ya all the cards in their hand. And I assure you there's way more than one Royal Flush on this board.
Another clueless wonder post . . . . you have no idea who some of the people are on this board and you would be amazed if they ever showed ya all the cards in their hand. And I assure you there's way more than one Royal Flush on this board.
Yep, No meat on MY dish because Im just an ingnorant ass webmaster.
Click the picture below to see what happened to da meat!
<a href="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.wmv"><img border="2" src="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.jpg"></a>
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Originally posted by wouncie You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!
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Originally posted by Lensman What a crock of shit, if 98% of the guys on here didn't make a living as an adult webmaster, they wouldn't be posting here during the middle of the day. They'd be at their real jobs. Welcome to the pulse and quit your whining pentae.
we live off of our parents...we don't need jobs
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I am going to make a SERIOUS comment on this. Excuse me if i make any type o's, im still a lil hung from that wild date i had last night, dam she was hot!
Ok, now, crap, one second ok?. I need to wipe the butter off my fingers, there all greasy from butter from my lobster.
Ok now,here we go.. wait.... shiaaaaaat that is one friken beautiful ocean sunset here today, dam i keep getn side tracked huh?
Ok,OK, to MY COMMENT, NOW what i was going to say was..
LISTEN CLOSE
Ahhh shit, hold on one second, brb phone, sorry about this.
Ok back, CRAP I am gona haved to finish my thought later, my new benz is on the lot, I need to go pick it up. Sorry, i will have to finish this thought later.
Now i guarantee that average adult webmasters income here is more than $42k a year. And come on, bragging isn't just webmaster-specific, it's common even at the corporate world lunch table and water cooler. There are many people on this board that are making real money. And plenty of people here may not want fuckwads like you in their biz, hence no site in their profile. Just because your galleries weren't accepted this week doesn't mean that everyone must be in your same boat.
Originally posted by Lensman What a crock of shit, if 98% of the guys on here didn't make a living as an adult webmaster, they wouldn't be posting here during the middle of the day. They'd be at their real jobs. Welcome to the pulse and quit your whining pentae.
It's all relative to what they consider to be a living.
I recall when Visa imposed $750 fee. Almost EVERYONE on here was bitching that they can't afford $750..
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