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  • Joe Sixpack
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2002
    • 3793

    #51
    50

    Woohoo!

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    • Plat
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 2680

      #52
      Originally posted by Wizzo
      Rule #1341 of being a adult webmaster...

      "Don't eat lobster out of a girl's pussy, it makes you grumpy"
      That's why god invented crabs
      Im fuckin retired

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      • Tala
        Fucked if I know
        • Dec 2002
        • 23368

        #53
        Originally posted by mule

        It took you since July 2002 to figure that out?
        JFDLMGDAO

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        • Lane
          Will code for food...
          • Apr 2001
          • 8496

          #54
          i think its prolly more than %5 of the people who make a living out of this.. but it certainly is decreasing, as the board gets dilluted with more people

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          • foreverjason
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2003
            • 1452

            #55
            If we were making money why would we tell you?

            Think stupid! Wait your stupid you cant.

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            • Non-porn
              Registered User
              • Jan 2003
              • 61

              #56
              Life of a true porn webmaster:

              You get clued into a way to get traffic.
              You make $500-$1000 a day for six months:
              You show your family and ?renta? friends you?re a true pimp.
              You spend money like a ****** with a welfare check cuz it?s crack day.
              Your sign ups stop because you shot your mouth off on your concept. (Cuz you?re a stupid pimp)
              You say, ?oh fuck? how am I going to pay my taxes?
              You sell your entire pimp gear car, watches, etc.
              You notice your bitches are with another fly pimp. (With money)
              You then work your ass off for two years trying to chase dat pimp money again.
              You wake up one day and realize you are now at mommy?s house eating her food at 25 years old.
              You clue in and go main stream with your old pimp knowledge.
              You live in your own house now with a average ride and a bitch and live happy.
              You pay all bills on time.
              You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here.
              You take these advanced concepts and make less money then the pimp days.
              You are now a big pimp in a small world of pimps, but you own the pond.
              “My doctors told me I have a multiple personality disorder”
              ..We disagree-

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              • PhotoShopGuy
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jan 2003
                • 222

                #57
                Originally posted by Non-porn
                Life of a true porn webmaster:

                You get clued into a way to get traffic.
                You make $500-$1000 a day for six months:
                You show your family and ?renta? friends you?re a true pimp.
                You spend money like a ****** with a welfare check cuz it?s crack day.
                Your sign ups stop because you shot your mouth off on your concept. (Cuz you?re a stupid pimp)
                You say, ?oh fuck? how am I going to pay my taxes?
                You sell your entire pimp gear car, watches, etc.
                You notice your bitches are with another fly pimp. (With money)
                You then work your ass off for two years trying to chase dat pimp money again.
                You wake up one day and realize you are now at mommy?s house eating her food at 25 years old.
                You clue in and go main stream with your old pimp knowledge.
                You live in your own house now with a average ride and a bitch and live happy.
                You pay all bills on time.
                You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here.
                You take these advanced concepts and make less money then the pimp days.
                You are now a big pimp in a small world of pimps, but you own the pond.
                So true... so fucking true...

                Seen this happen to alot of guys in the seven years that I have made my living in this biz

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                • TheJimmy
                  ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 10747

                  #58
                  Originally posted by Non-porn
                  Life of a true porn webmaster:

                  You get clued into a way to get traffic.
                  You make $500-$1000 a day for six months:
                  You show your family and ?renta? friends you?re a true pimp.
                  You spend money like a ****** with a welfare check cuz it?s crack day.
                  Your sign ups stop because you shot your mouth off on your concept. (Cuz you?re a stupid pimp)
                  You say, ?oh fuck? how am I going to pay my taxes?
                  You sell your entire pimp gear car, watches, etc.
                  You notice your bitches are with another fly pimp. (With money)
                  You then work your ass off for two years trying to chase dat pimp money again.
                  You wake up one day and realize you are now at mommy?s house eating her food at 25 years old.
                  You clue in and go main stream with your old pimp knowledge.
                  You live in your own house now with a average ride and a bitch and live happy.
                  You pay all bills on time.
                  You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here.
                  You take these advanced concepts and make less money then the pimp days.
                  You are now a big pimp in a small world of pimps, but you own the pond.

                  comic yet true to life....


                  seen that happen more than once, and I'm sure I'll see it happen a few more times...
                  Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.

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                  • pentae
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 899

                    #59
                    Originally posted by Non-porn
                    You go to GFY every day to get new concepts to you, but old here.
                    You also keep acting like a pimp, even though your not worth shit.. Because thats all you know.

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                    • DavePlays
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 1088

                      #60
                      Originally posted by pentae


                      I dont give a fuck how much people are making.. I'm sick of all the fuckwits on this board PRETENDING to be a somebody in this industry.



                      Who or What are you pretending to be?
                      THE BEST CONVERTING TGP
                      If I were only going to submit to one TGP, it would be BOOK-MARK.NET.

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                      • wouncie
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 1005

                        #61
                        You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
                        But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!

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                        • quiet
                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 25115

                          #62
                          Originally posted by wouncie
                          You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
                          But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!
                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                          • rdunn404
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 999

                            #63
                            Originally posted by wouncie
                            You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
                            But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!
                            Haha...peas and Benz keys.

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                            • Interlude
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 1147

                              #64
                              FINALLY THE TRUTH COMES OUT!

                              Shit... I was going to type something but I got the Ultimate Feeds banner this time, I can't think with that ass shaking around.

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                              • wouncie
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 1005

                                #65
                                Originally posted by wouncie
                                You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
                                But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!
                                Yep, No meat on MY dish because Im just an ingnorant ass webmaster.
                                Click the picture below to see what happened to da meat!
                                <a href="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.wmv"><img border="2" src="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.jpg">

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                                • Manga1
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 952

                                  #66
                                  Some people just need to be told...

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                                  • Plat
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 2680

                                    #67
                                    wouncie ur teh shite

                                    and those peas look so good!
                                    Im fuckin retired

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                                    • TDF
                                      Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 27296

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by rdunn404


                                      Haha...peas and Benz keys.


                                      just what i was thinkin..
                                      Sig heil

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                                      • XXX_Jman
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 213

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by pentae
                                        Let's face it.. 98% of the people who talk shit on this board are nothing but broke, no money fucks.

                                        After spending a few months ocassionally reading this board you'd suspect that the average GFY member:


                                        - Drives the latest Mercedes
                                        - Owns a mansion in Malibu
                                        - Is either Black, or; pimps hoes in their spare time
                                        - Gets over 1,000 signups a day
                                        - Eats lobster from the pussy of a variety of fine bitches at his disposal for various meal stages through his day.


                                        When infact, the reality is..

                                        95% OF YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ADMIT IT.

                                        You all thrive on the BULLSHIT persona that you are infact a wealthy hip adult webmaster gangster.

                                        Every one of you pathetic little pricks is trying to LIVE A DREAM that you are not part of this reality.

                                        Face it: YOUR ALL TALK.

                                        Turn off the computer, go outside, get a girlfriend and stop pretending to be something you really are not.

                                        Good day to you.
                                        Hell hath no fury like a failed webmaster
                                        XXX_Jman

                                        "To win without fighting is best"

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                                        • KRL
                                          Entrepreneur
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 31429

                                          #70


                                          Another clueless wonder post . . . . you have no idea who some of the people are on this board and you would be amazed if they ever showed ya all the cards in their hand. And I assure you there's way more than one Royal Flush on this board.
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                                          • Rich
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 11486

                                            #71

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                                            • TDF
                                              Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 27296

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by KRL
                                              :=

                                              Another clueless wonder post . . . . you have no idea who some of the people are on this board and you would be amazed if they ever showed ya all the cards in their hand. And I assure you there's way more than one Royal Flush on this board.

                                              and people wonder why I act ignant on GFY
                                              Sig heil

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                                              • quiet
                                                we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                • Sep 2001
                                                • 25115

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by toodamnfli



                                                and people wonder why I act ignant on GFY
                                                fuck you. i'm weak, i luv ya.
                                                Last edited by quiet; 03-24-2003, 09:48 PM.
                                                we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                • Gman.357
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 2796

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by wouncie


                                                  Yep, No meat on MY dish because Im just an ingnorant ass webmaster.
                                                  Click the picture below to see what happened to da meat!
                                                  <a href="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.wmv"><img border="2" src="http://www.asswatcher.com/grafx/bullshit/bday.jpg"></a>
                                                  I gots me one of those collars for my doggie too. Works like a charm.


                                                  Ouch.

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                                                  • Nasty D
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 2563

                                                    #75
                                                    I prefer a fat juicy steak over lobster any day!


                                                    Pimp Mandy Mayhem, Tabatha Sweet, Kristi Montana and Lexy Lohan @ Hawt Money

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                                                    • escorpio
                                                      doesn't fuck around.
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 23486

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Wizzo
                                                      Rule #1341 of being a adult webmaster...

                                                      "Don't eat lobster out of a girl's pussy, it makes you grumpy"
                                                      Eating crab from the ho's asscrack is how the real playaz do.
                                                      Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                      • pentae
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                        • 899

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by wouncie
                                                        You're right dude, I wish I COULD afford lobster.
                                                        But the reality of it is my dinner usually just consist of a 69 cent can of peas, with extra butter!
                                                        Yeah! pimp shit.

                                                        Damn those peas look good.

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                                                        • Ketadream
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 1373

                                                          #78
                                                          wouncie!!!!

                                                          Dude raw steak is not healthy for a dog...
                                                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                          • nocostporn
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 5228

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Lensman
                                                            What a crock of shit, if 98% of the guys on here didn't make a living as an adult webmaster, they wouldn't be posting here during the middle of the day. They'd be at their real jobs. Welcome to the pulse and quit your whining pentae.

                                                            we live off of our parents...we don't need jobs
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                                                            • jake2000xp
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 434

                                                              #80
                                                              I am going to make a SERIOUS comment on this. Excuse me if i make any type o's, im still a lil hung from that wild date i had last night, dam she was hot!

                                                              Ok, now, crap, one second ok?. I need to wipe the butter off my fingers, there all greasy from butter from my lobster.
                                                              Ok now,here we go.. wait.... shiaaaaaat that is one friken beautiful ocean sunset here today, dam i keep getn side tracked huh?

                                                              Ok,OK, to MY COMMENT, NOW what i was going to say was..
                                                              LISTEN CLOSE
                                                              Ahhh shit, hold on one second, brb phone, sorry about this.

                                                              Ok back, CRAP I am gona haved to finish my thought later, my new benz is on the lot, I need to go pick it up. Sorry, i will have to finish this thought later.

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                                                              • XSpider
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 356

                                                                #81
                                                                I'm just here because there is no better form of entertainment in the world then this board.
                                                                XSpider

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                                                                • rdunn404
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 999

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Pentae you need to get a grip. Check it, the average American household income is $42,228.
                                                                  http://www.census.gov/prod/2002pubs/p60-218.pdf

                                                                  Now i guarantee that average adult webmasters income here is more than $42k a year. And come on, bragging isn't just webmaster-specific, it's common even at the corporate world lunch table and water cooler. There are many people on this board that are making real money. And plenty of people here may not want fuckwads like you in their biz, hence no site in their profile. Just because your galleries weren't accepted this week doesn't mean that everyone must be in your same boat.

                                                                  Get ya weight up playboy!

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                                                                  • Donnie Gangsta
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                    • 1104

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                    What a crock of shit, if 98% of the guys on here didn't make a living as an adult webmaster, they wouldn't be posting here during the middle of the day. They'd be at their real jobs. Welcome to the pulse and quit your whining pentae.
                                                                    It's all relative to what they consider to be a living.

                                                                    I recall when Visa imposed $750 fee. Almost EVERYONE on here was bitching that they can't afford $750..

                                                                    That's pretty sad..

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                                                                    • strobi
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 7383

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Dammit I suck at this.... where are my daily 1000 signups?

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                                                                      • NedFLanders
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                        • 412

                                                                        #85
                                                                        You can make money... on peddling porn?
                                                                        omgwtfbbq

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                                                                        • JFK
                                                                          FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 67369

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                                                          i'm not going to brag here but.... i make at least $3 a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                          I am slowly working my way up to that Princely sum

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                                                                          • Jakke PNG
                                                                            ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                                            • 20306

                                                                            #87
                                                                            I'm sorry... I'll go now.
                                                                            ..and I'm off.

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