If it's a girl name her Frank. Then every time she asks you why you gave her a boys name like Frank scream at her, "That's what you get for being born a girl! I wanted a boy goddamn it! Arrrgggghhhhh!" Then slam the nearest door and fall on the ground in the fetal postion crying for hours and saying over and over, "I wanted a boy. "
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