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  • GoodChris
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 454
    #1

    Break Up Sex

    I just had an epiphany.

    The reason why breakup sex is so good, is because your partner is fucking your brains out for

    a: incase they can never do it again with you, gotta create a memory

    b: I wanna let that fuck remember what he/she coulda had.

    c: I'm just doing this because I'm horny, and thats why I cheated and thats why we're breaking up in the first place.

    'gc


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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      A...

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        • KMR Stitch
          I am cool
          • Jul 2003
          • 14494
          #3
          All of the above?

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            • Triple 6
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 5394
              #4
              i think its none of the above. Break up / get back together sex is good cuz it feels better to fuck someone you was just upset / had a problem with. The sex is better when you are broken up longer.


              am i right or am i right?

              of course.
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                • Arousal Design
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 1358
                  #5
                  ex-sex rules.

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                    • maxjohan
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 7219
                      #6
                      d: what a loser

                      I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                        • GoodChris
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 454
                          #7
                          You ever think about how all of those great things they did before you became a couple happen all of the time during after fight/break up sex...

                          its pretty funny actually. fuck are we dumb


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                            • maxjohan
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 7219
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Triple 6
                              i think its none of the above. Break up / get back together sex is good cuz it feels better to fuck someone you was just upset / had a problem with. The sex is better when you are broken up longer.


                              am i right or am i right?

                              of course.
                              you are a genius of course
                              I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                • Babagirls
                                  Text Writer
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 18812
                                  #9
                                  or (my fav)

                                  D) Fuck it....Im horny. Wanna do it? Maybe I'll fall out of love with you if you're bad enough.......




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                                    • GoodChris
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 454
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Babagirls
                                      or (my fav)

                                      D) Fuck it....Im horny. Wanna do it? Maybe I'll fall out of love with you if you're bad enough.......
                                      Translation: oh, there's still 12k in your acount? ok... I can do this for another week...!


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                                        • Babagirls
                                          Text Writer
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 18812
                                          #11
                                          LMFAO!! True.......but I've never dated anyone that had money like that (that i was aware of anyways lol) However, I have friends that do apply to that translation




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                                            • GoodChris
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 454
                                              #12
                                              Its all about perspective... 12k is to a high class person as $20 is to a low class person...

                                              Its all about perspective.


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                                                • puresexnow
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 300
                                                  #13
                                                  D) Maybe if I fuck this guy good enough he will take me back.

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                                                    • EZRhino
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 6258
                                                      #14
                                                      I would like to think its "A" but it is more like "C"

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                                                        • - AFN -
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 3101
                                                          #15
                                                          There's also that "lag" period where you still fuck but are no longer going out.


                                                          Originally posted by GoodChris
                                                          I just had an epiphany.

                                                          The reason why breakup sex is so good, is because your partner is fucking your brains out for

                                                          a: incase they can never do it again with you, gotta create a memory

                                                          b: I wanna let that fuck remember what he/she coulda had.

                                                          c: I'm just doing this because I'm horny, and thats why I cheated and thats why we're breaking up in the first place.

                                                          'gc
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