best place to buy a toupee online?

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  • MrPopup
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 3783

    #1

    best place to buy a toupee online?

    A friend of mine wants to know the best place online to buy a toupee.

    Hes tired of the way people sneer when they look at his receding hairline.

    Kids are throwing popsicle wrappers at him and dogs stop to pee on his leg.

    Advice?
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  • goBigtime
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 7761

    #2
    Hairpieces are dope. So suave, so natural

    Nobody noticed the general guys hairpiece on MSNBC right?


    MrPopup tell your friend this is the best hairpiece he can buy:

    Last edited by goBigtime; 03-24-2003, 01:39 PM.

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    • gornyhuy
      Chafed.
      • May 2002
      • 18041

      #3
      I think your "friend" would be infringing on hair copyrights left and right by using a toupee. Its not his hair. Just tell you friend to be careful, I wouldn't want him to be sued over this.


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      • goBigtime
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 7761

        #4
        But if you.. err I mean your friend, insists on gluing some something to your head... at least use this so you.. err he.. doesn't have to wonder what it looks like:



        Cheap too.. they are only like $5 + $2 for some superduper glue

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        • angelsofporn
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 3218

          #5
          if i go bald im gonna use a cat

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          • goBigtime
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 7761

            #6
            Originally posted by angelsofporn
            if i go bald im gonna use a cat
            live or dead?

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            • directfiesta
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 30212

              #7
              Ask this guy... seems nice and it includes the girl to clip it:

              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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              • chupacabra
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2002
                • 3626

                #8
                A friend of mine wants to know the best place online to buy a toupee.
                yeah, tell your *friend* that shaved is way cooler than rugs..
                ...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..

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