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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754

    #1

    Dennis Miller Speaks About The War :)

    All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy reading opinions from both sides but I have detected a hint of confusion from some of you. As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method ("keep it simple, stupid!) So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and recognize a few important facts.

    Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this important
    issue:

    1) Between President Bush and Saddam Hussein ... Hussein is the bad guy.

    2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing keep this in mind, they have Libya heading the committee on human rights and Iraq heading the global disarmament committee. Do your own math here.

    3) If you use Google search and type in "French military victories," your reply will be "did you mean French military defeats?"

    4) If your only anti-war slogan is "no war for oil," sue your school district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the education you deserve.

    5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before they try to kill us.

    6) Despite common belief, Martin Sheen is not the president. He plays one on TV.

    7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "infidel!" and Bin Laden wants you dead, too.

    8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy" but not in the danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the dell computer dude.

    9) We are trying to liberate them. He is trying to kill us.

    10) Whether you are for military action or against it, our young men and women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out. We all need to support them without reservation.
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    • Donny
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      • May 2002
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      #3
      I particularly like these:

      2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing keep this in mind, they have Libya heading the committee on human rights and Iraq heading the global disarmament committee. Do your own math here.

      5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before they try to kill us.

      8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy" but not in the danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the dell computer dude.

      4) If your only anti-war slogan is "no war for oil," sue your school district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the education you deserve.

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      • directfiesta
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        • Oct 2002
        • 30247

        #4
        Celebrities are allowed to express their positions?
        I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

        But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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        • Donny
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          • May 2002
          • 13754

          #5
          Originally posted by directfiesta
          Celebrities are allowed to express their positions?
          Did you mean to say:

          "Conservative" celebrities are allowed to express their positions?

          ??

          'Cause I don't hear as much bitchin' when a liberal celeb speaks their nonesense.

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          • directfiesta
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            • Oct 2002
            • 30247

            #6
            Originally posted by DonovanPhillips


            Did you mean to say:

            "Conservative" celebrities are allowed to express their positions?

            ??

            'Cause I don't hear as much bitchin' when a liberal celeb speaks their nonesense.

            You are so right. You really don't see it...lol

            http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=118794
            I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

            But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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            • ServerGenius
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              • Feb 2002
              • 9377

              #7
              2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing keep this in mind, they have Libya heading the committee on human rights and Iraq heading the global disarmament committee. Do your own math here.
              Yes this is hilarious and true the UN chairmanship goes by
              rotation which means every member will get to be chairman
              sooner or later.

              However this being ridiculous this is an internal matter of the UN.
              This system was approved by democratic vote by the members.
              So this can only be changed by the members.

              Apart that being chairman does not give Veto rights or whatever
              so it´s merely a decoration function than that it gives power to
              people that should not have it.

              The UN works far from great but that is debit of its members
              and they are the ones who should address this and make
              changes.

              It has little todo with credibility of the UN as an organisation.
              The members themselfes created this situation.

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              • drops
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                • Feb 2002
                • 1116

                #8
                Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has got my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy reading opinions from both sides but I have detected a hint of confusion from some of you. As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method ("keep it simple, stupid!) So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things a bit and recognize a few important facts.

                Here are 10 things to consider when voicing an opinion on this important
                issue:

                1) Between President Bush and Saddam Hussein ... Hussein is the bad guy.

                2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing keep this in mind, they have Libya heading the committee on human rights and Iraq heading the global disarmament committee. Do your own math here.

                3) If you use Google search and type in "French military victories," your reply will be "did you mean French military defeats?"

                4) If your only anti-war slogan is "no war for oil," sue your school district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the education you deserve.

                5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before they try to kill us.

                6) Despite common belief, Martin Sheen is not the president. He plays one on TV.

                7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "infidel!" and Bin Laden wants you dead, too.

                8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy" but not in the danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the dell computer dude.

                9) We are trying to liberate them. He is trying to kill us.

                10) Whether you are for military action or against it, our young men and women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out. We all need to support them without reservation.




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                • eRock
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                  • Apr 2001
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                  #9
                  Yeah, I posted this here last week sometime. Maybe some of these bleeding heart liberals will get a clue...but I highly doubt it. They oinly believe what their political leaders tell them to believe...
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                  • JeremySF
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                    • Dec 2002
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by directfiesta
                    Celebrities are allowed to express their positions?

                    This is the exact reason why you will never find me claiming that celebrities shouldn't express their political opinions. Because I know when I agree with them, I'll think they're great. And this is the perfect example. Dennis Miller makes some great points. Much better than Michael Moore, Susan Sarandon or Sean Penn.
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                    • directfiesta
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                      • Oct 2002
                      • 30247

                      #11
                      Originally posted by eRock
                      They oinly believe what their political leaders tell them to believe...
                      I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                      But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                      • Donny
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                        • May 2002
                        • 13754

                        #12
                        Originally posted by directfiesta



                        You are so right. You really don't see it...lol

                        http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=118794
                        I said "Liberal Celeb", not "Far Left Wing Ted Kazcynski Mentality Celeb".

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                        • BRISK
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                          • Feb 2003
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                          #13
                          Dennis Miller is the king of ranting, but some of the stuff he says is so controversial, I wouldn't be surprised if someone out there is plotting to assasinate him.

                          I think it's great though the way he says what everyone is thinking but is too afraid to say.
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                          • directfiesta
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                            • Oct 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by JeremySF



                            This is the exact reason why you will never find me claiming that celebrities shouldn't express their political opinions. Because I know when I agree with them, I'll think they're great. And this is the perfect example. Dennis Miller makes some great points. Much better than Michael Moore, Susan Sarandon or Sean Penn.
                            Honestly, I don't think that being a celebrity makes them a valid source ...

                            I haven't read any of them, saw the speech of Michael Moore tough, and I think his silence would of been a much stronger statment.

                            So I will also shut the fuck up.

                            I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                            But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                            • unconnected
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                              • Aug 2001
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                              #15
                              Celebrities are allowed to express their positions?
                              Of course they are.. Celebrities are like normal people, only better..
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                              • Donny
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                                • May 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by directfiesta


                                saw the speech of Michael Moore tough, and I think his silence would of been a much stronger statment.

                                Yeah... he pretty much made a fool of himself in my opinion....

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                                • Mutt
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                                  • Sep 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Good stuff but it's not Dennis Miller.

                                  http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/miller.asp

                                  I guess somebody just thought it sounded like Dennis Miller and another urban myth was born.

                                  According to Snopes.com,

                                  "It appeared as a Letter to the Editor on 26 February 2003, with its author identified as W. Wayne Schields of Wichita Falls,Texas"
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                                  • jimmyf
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by eRock
                                    Yeah, I posted this here last week sometime. Maybe some of these bleeding heart liberals will get a clue...but I highly doubt it. They oinly believe what their political leaders tell them to believe...
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                                    • jimmyf
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Mutt
                                      Good stuff but it's not Dennis Miller.

                                      http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/miller.asp

                                      I guess somebody just thought it sounded like Dennis Miller and another urban myth was born.

                                      According to Snopes.com,

                                      "It appeared as a Letter to the Editor on 26 February 2003, with its author identified as W. Wayne Schields of Wichita Falls,Texas"
                                      I agree with it's good stuff, only problem I have
                                      Wichita Falls,Texas is were the big State mental Hospital is. On I might add the food there is some kind of bad.
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

                                        2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing keep this in mind, they have Libya heading the committee on human rights and Iraq heading the global disarmament committee. Do your own math here.


                                        Yeah... very good argument.... We could do a similar lists with US mistakes over the years...

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                                          #21
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                                              • CaroMark
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                                                #24
                                                You are going to make the liberls think if you keep posting stuff like that!
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                                                • Donny
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MMemmer
                                                  You are going to make the liberls think if you keep posting stuff like that!
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                                                  • eroswebmaster
                                                    March 1st, 2003
                                                    • Jul 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by directfiesta
                                                    Celebrities are allowed to express their positions?
                                                    Dennis Miller is a comedian, in particular one that expresses his views on the current state of politics. He had a whole show based upon this, and this was probably written for a show, a guest spot etc.
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                                                    • eroswebmaster
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                                                      #27
                                                      Just read that this is not even Miller's writing
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                        Just read that this is not even Miller's writing

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