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Alright, wtf, im DEFINATLY not hallucinating....

03-23-2003, 09:11 PM

Alright, its about 1am here, and about 20 minutes ago, i just saw something REAL fucked up...

Im outside smoking a cig, looking at the chrystal clear sky w/ the stars and such, when all of a sudden, this shooting red bolt flies across the sky.

Had all the same characteristics of a shooting star, but it was RED in color, and lasted about 3 seconds... It was definatly burning whatever it was.

I was thinking meteor or something, but the part that threw me off was the fact that it was only like 100 yards (TOPS) above the treeline!

Next wierd thing that happened right after, is the neighbors dog, starts going NUTS, barking, yelping, running around in circles, what the fuckkkkkkkk.

I even drew a nice little picture.

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Question is, WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT?!!!!!

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03-23-2003, 09:12 PM

Shock and Awe.... shock and awe...

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03-23-2003, 09:13 PM

You better ask MassiveCock for one of his tin foil hats

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03-23-2003, 09:13 PM

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03-23-2003, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Shock and Awe.... shock and awe...

Youre killing me darling,, your gonna kill me

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03-23-2003, 09:14 PM

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03-23-2003, 09:14 PM

I went down on my girlfriend and noticed the tampon. sorry.
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03-23-2003, 09:14 PM

UFO!

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03-23-2003, 09:14 PM

I can see how that could be shock and awe, but i live in CT USA, good couple thousand miles from bahgdad

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03-23-2003, 09:16 PM

Hope you made a wish!
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03-23-2003, 09:17 PM

time to stop being such a pussy, im going back out there... Every dog in the neighborhood is howling, this never happens.

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03-23-2003, 09:19 PM

A superior alien race has decided that the Bush regime should be overthrown because we posses weapons of mass destruction. I just hope that they have embedded reporters so I can watch it on tv.
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03-23-2003, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by Dildozer
You better ask MassiveCock for one of his tin foil hats
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03-23-2003, 09:21 PM

i've seen something like that before when i was waiting on a bus station.. it was really freaky.. it was a burning fireball, and it broke it pieces as it flew through the sky.. i couldnt see where it fell, because of the buildings around.. my best guess is that it was the burning ashes of a meteor
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03-23-2003, 09:23 PM

could be space junk, too. there's an awful lot of that floating around up there.

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03-23-2003, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by iroc409
could be space junk, too. there's an awful lot of that floating around up there.

That was my first thought, but the dog thing is a bit odd. I have a long history with UFOs and the subject fascinates me.

Edit: Mmmmm, kielbasa.

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03-23-2003, 09:25 PM

What are you smoking?!
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03-23-2003, 09:29 PM

okay, went back outside to see the once chrystal clear sky, semi covered by pinkish red clouds reaching from the west almost like a hand with fingers... You know the reddish clouds you might see when daybreak is coming around... I live out in the country, there istn another light source that could POSSIBLY light up the sky w/ a red cloud like that... and that god damn dog better fucking stop howling.

im not smoking anything cept for salems, which suck mind you, also i havent even had a drink tonite.

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03-23-2003, 09:33 PM

wait, you don't live by red flag, do you?

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03-23-2003, 09:35 PM

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03-23-2003, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by drunkmonkey
A superior alien race has decided that the Bush regime should be overthrown because we posses weapons of mass destruction. I just hope that they have embedded reporters so I can watch it on tv.

Dear Intergalactic Council, this "solar system of evil" must be dealt with before it's too late! We cannot let Bush's Earth build an arsenal to become a threat to the Milky Way. The connection between Bush and what happened to Planet XZ4033 is obvious. We cannot allow it to happen again!
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03-23-2003, 09:47 PM

I'm not outside, but we're out in the country, too, and my dogs keep going apeshit. Very unusual. I'm gonna put a boot up their asses if they don't shut the fuck up. They've been going batshit for about 20-30 minutes, and my wife is on the rag and trying to sleep. They're not usually like this.
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03-23-2003, 09:49 PM

Rudolph? Santa?

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03-23-2003, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Rudolph? Santa?

no doubt

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03-23-2003, 09:51 PM

i think I need to go out to the hotub and watch the stars for a bit

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03-23-2003, 09:53 PM

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03-23-2003, 09:58 PM

'People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. Plans for development of the outlying regions of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you'
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03-23-2003, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by drunkmonkey
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03-23-2003, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by iroc409
wait, you don't live by red flag, do you?

red flag meaning indian reservation? Yeah I do

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03-23-2003, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by matty

red flag meaning indian reservation? Yeah I do

no, red flag in nevada

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03-23-2003, 10:06 PM

yeah okay, my dog is now crying, whimpering.... What the fucking HELL MAN

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Wierd right?

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03-23-2003, 10:06 PM

turn on Art Bell... I'm sure he'll have some expert on to expain it all.

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03-23-2003, 10:10 PM

'People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. Plans for development of the outlying regions of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you'

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03-23-2003, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by chupacabra

omfg, where the hell is my source of brownian motion..?!? oh, and did you sass that hoopy webgurl? there's a frood who really knows where her towel is..!

Marvin is my hero.

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03-23-2003, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by spunky1

Thats the funniest pic I have seen in a while....

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03-23-2003, 10:38 PM

I always travel with a towel.

"Dent?"

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