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  • G Sharp
    So Fucking Banned
    • May 2002
    • 1343
    #51
    Originally posted by DrewKole


    Straight up ms paint... =) Even if I did use MS Paint, believe me, it would look much better than anythng you could come up with... =)

    You seem to be addicted to 1 point strokes, and your cheesy little gradient overlay. =)
    MS PAINT... LOL!!!! Drew Kole, you fucking piece of shit, I was drinking coffee when I read that...now I gotta clean up my laptop, DAMMNIT!

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      • DrewKole
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 5193
        #52
        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

        punishment? LOL...

        you've said nothing yet to put me off continuing to make fun of you drew... I'm still waiting...
        Just put me on ignore again... =)

        I'm waiting for the 3rd time in a week.

        What other rationality can you come up with, for putting me on ignore, and taking me off 2 times in the matter of 7 days?

        You're in love with me... It's ok, I have alot of gay friends, and a few that have said that they love me...

        I'm ok with it Amp, is that why you're so scared of me? Afraid that I'll reject you?

        It's ok... I'll always be here for you, just not in the way that you want. =(

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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075
            #53
            that's it? That's supposed to make me stop posting? Come on drew.... you can do better than that..... at least say something bad about my mother or something....
            SIG TOO BIG

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              • DrewKole
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 5193
                #54
                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                that's it? That's supposed to make me stop posting? Come on drew.... you can do better than that..... at least say something bad about my mother or something....
                She's probably a good person, but I do resent the fact that she dropped you on your head so many times.

                It would have been nice to piss with someone that wasn't so fucking retarded. =)

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                  • Amputate Your Head
                    There can be only one
                    • Aug 2001
                    • 39075
                    #55
                    you're so elite drew.... can I be you?
                    SIG TOO BIG

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                      • DrewKole
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 5193
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                        you're so elite drew.... can I be you?
                        Only if you spend some time in china. =)

                        Grow 9 inchs taller, and 4 inchs longer, laser off your gay tattoos, finish highschool, get a college degree, and grow a sack.

                        And you'd be a bit closer.

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                          • greentea
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 6580
                            #57
                            Originally posted by juicylinks
                            Anybody have any good tips or advice? I want to be a man whore and give women my schlong for a price. I am tired of women getting my man juic for free.


                            Become a man first.....
                            blunts

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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075
                                #58
                                Originally posted by DrewKole


                                Only if you spend some time in china. =)

                                Grow 9 inchs taller, and 4 inchs longer, laser off your gay tattoos, finish highschool, get a college degree, and grow a sack.

                                And you'd be a bit closer.
                                wow.... what a man you are!
                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                    There can be only one
                                    • Aug 2001
                                    • 39075
                                    #59
                                    that college degree you're so proud of must be hangin' in a gold frame... it got you to the level of making galleries while your rusted '78 Monte Carlo with the bullhorns strapped to the hood sits on cinderblocks out in front of your trailer there in San Antonio huh?
                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                      • juicylinks
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 122992
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                        that college degree you're so proud of must be hangin' in a gold frame... it got you to the level of making galleries while your rusted '78 Monte Carlo with the bullhorns strapped to the hood sits on cinderblocks out in front of your trailer there in San Antonio huh?
                                        LMFGAO

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                                          • DrewKole
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 5193
                                            #61
                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                            that college degree you're so proud of must be hangin' in a gold frame... it got you to the level of making galleries while your rusted '78 Monte Carlo with the bullhorns strapped to the hood sits on cinderblocks out in front of your trailer there in San Antonio huh?
                                            Arent you the one trying to sell your IROC?

                                            I drive a bimmer.

                                            I own my own house.

                                            Do you really want to piss? You're the one that got kicked out of his house, and the one that has a what... 85 IROC?

                                            Cheers. =) I can piss all day with you Amp, its not that hard... just shows how much you're in love with me, the fact that you keep coming back and coming back, really shows how much you "don't give a fuck about me" or like yesterday, "Im not going to acknowledge your presence"

                                            Keep on making those shitty paysites and fiending for banners, bud. =)

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                                              • Amputate Your Head
                                                There can be only one
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 39075
                                                #62
                                                Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                Arent you the one trying to sell your IROC?

                                                I drive a bimmer.

                                                I own my own house.

                                                Do you really want to piss? You're the one that got kicked out of his house, and the one that has a what... 85 IROC?

                                                Cheers. =) I can piss all day with you Amp, its not that hard... just shows how much you're in love with me, the fact that you keep coming back and coming back, really shows how much you "don't give a fuck about me" or like yesterday, "Im not going to acknowledge your presence"

                                                Keep on making those shitty paysites and fiending for banners, bud. =)
                                                lol... nope. I sold my Iroc. Was an '89 not an '85. Was fully restored as well. You drive a beemer? Wow. I drove a beemer in 1987. Is this supposed to solidify your coolness or something? Who fuckin' cares if you drive a shitty BMW... lol
                                                You OWN that trailer? I'm stunned. The gallery game must be booming. I'll own this house on the south beach of Maui in just a few short months my gay texan friend. And my shitty paysite makin' skillz are payin' for it.
                                                SIG TOO BIG

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                                                  • DrewKole
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 5193
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                    lol... nope. I sold my Iroc. Was an '89 not an '85. Was fully restored as well. You drive a beemer? Wow. I drove a beemer in 1987. Is this supposed to solidify your coolness or something? Who fuckin' cares if you drive a shitty BMW... lol
                                                    You OWN that trailer? I'm stunned. The gallery game must be booming. I'll own this house on the south beach of Maui in just a few short months my gay texan friend. And my shitty paysite makin' skillz are payin' for it.
                                                    just keep telling yourself that. =)

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                                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                                        There can be only one
                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                        • 39075
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                        just keep telling yourself that. =)
                                                        I'll send you an 8 x 10 glossy of the title.... you can hang it next to your degree.... lol
                                                        SIG TOO BIG

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                                                          • G Sharp
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • May 2002
                                                            • 1343
                                                            #65
                                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                                            I'll send you an 8 x 10 glossy of the title.... you can hang it next to your degree.... lol
                                                            Damn, Amp. This last post shows never to count you out. This man's got some fight. Kinda like that scene in Raging Bull....dude's drenched in blood, but you can see the intensity and drive and occassional crushing hits.

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                                                              • DrewKole
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                • 5193
                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by G Sharp


                                                                Damn, Amp. This last post shows never to count you out. This man's got some fight. Kinda like that scene in Raging Bull....dude's drenched in blood, but you can see the intensity and drive and occassional crushing hits.
                                                                He's got fight, unfortunately he doesn't know wtf he's talkin about. =)

                                                                Gonna send me the title? WTF does that mean? The bank owns your ass until you pay it in full or sell it.

                                                                And I doubt he could even afford 1 payment on the so-called $600k house. =)

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                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                                    There can be only one
                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                    • 39075
                                                                    #67
                                                                    Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                                    He's got fight, unfortunately he doesn't know wtf he's talkin about. =)

                                                                    Gonna send me the title? WTF does that mean? The bank owns your ass until you pay it in full or sell it.

                                                                    And I doubt he could even afford 1 payment on the so-called $600k house. =)
                                                                    lol... I pay more in rent alone right now than you make in 2 months drew... and who said anything about $600k? Last appraisel I saw had it at 800k...
                                                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                      • DrewKole
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 5193
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                                                        lol... I pay more in rent alone right now than you make in 2 months drew... and who said anything about $600k? Last appraisel I saw had it at 800k...
                                                                        Sure bud. =)

                                                                        Mmmmm, more msgboard lies. =)

                                                                        On a 800 jumbo loan, you're gonna be required to put down around $80-160k minimum. Even right now with interest rates being good, you'd be hard pressed to have anyone take the note for less than that.

                                                                        Remaining would be around $6800/mo in rent. In order for you to get the loan, you're going to need a .3-.50 frontend ratio.

                                                                        So you'd need to make around $250k+/yr for the past 2 years.

                                                                        You could go jumbo stated, if you can find the right company to back ya, but you're gonna boost up your interest rate pretty nicely. =)

                                                                        You could go interest only, but I'm not sure if there are any brokers doing that out of hawaii and it effects the same #'s.

                                                                        So, you're going from driving an 89 IROC, to having $100k+ in the bank and making $200k+ a year for the past 2 years, eh Amp?

                                                                        Cheers. =)
                                                                        Last edited by DrewKole; 03-23-2003, 05:28 PM.

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                                                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                                                            There can be only one
                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                            • 39075
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                                            Sure bud. =)

                                                                            Mmmmm, more msgboard lies. =)

                                                                            On a 800 jumbo loan, you're gonna be required to put down around $80-160k minimum. Even right now with interest rates being good, you'd be hard pressed to have anyone take the note for less than that.

                                                                            Remaining would be around $6800/mo in rent. In order for you to get the loan, you're going to need a .3-.50 frontend ratio.

                                                                            So you'd need to make around $210k/yr for the past 2 years.

                                                                            You could go jumbo stated, if you can find the right company to back ya, but you're gonna boost up your interest rate pretty nicely. =)

                                                                            You could go interest only, but I'm not sure if there are any brokers doing that out of hawaii and it effects the same #'s.

                                                                            So, you're going from driving an 89 IROC, to having $100k+ in the bank and making $200k+ a year for the past 2 years, eh Amp?

                                                                            Cheers. =)
                                                                            hahaha.... nice try college boy! Decent attempt there too I might add... that's a fair run of the numbers.... you might be smarter than you look!

                                                                            as I've said in the past... you really don't fucking know anything about me drew... except that which I decide for you to know. Keep pushing galleries in Texas bud... maybe you'll get smarter in time.
                                                                            SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                              • DrewKole
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 5193
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                hahaha.... nice try college boy! Decent attempt there too I might add... that's a fair run of the numbers.... you might be smarter than you look!

                                                                                as I've said in the past... you really don't fucking know anything about me drew... except that which I decide for you to know. Keep pushing galleries in Texas bud... maybe you'll get smarter in time.
                                                                                I know you lie out your ass, trying to impress peeps on this board. =)

                                                                                Its quite funny... you don't even understand you're the blunt of the joke here. Everyone else is in on it, everyone else see's how pathetic you are.

                                                                                We're having a grand ol' time with it, =)

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                                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                    There can be only one
                                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                                    • 39075
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                                                    I know you lie out your ass, trying to impress peeps on this board. =)

                                                                                    Its quite funny... you don't even understand you're the blunt of the joke here. Everyone else is in on it, everyone else see's how pathetic you are.

                                                                                    We're having a grand ol' time with it, =)


                                                                                    poor misguided drew.
                                                                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                      • G Sharp
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                        • 1343
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        If this post was a badly dubbed Chinese Kung Fu movie, it would read...

                                                                                        Drew Kole: [Charlie Chan accent] "Feel the power of my Obi Wan Einstein Logical Analysis Striking Crane style."

                                                                                        AMP: "My Temple is better than your Temple."

                                                                                        [Grunt and hard looks]

                                                                                        "We Fight"

                                                                                        [Barely coherent ooo wah noises and fight sound effects]


                                                                                        Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                                                        Sure bud. =)

                                                                                        Mmmmm, more msgboard lies. =)

                                                                                        On a 800 jumbo loan, you're gonna be required to put down around $80-160k minimum. Even right now with interest rates being good, you'd be hard pressed to have anyone take the note for less than that.

                                                                                        Remaining would be around $6800/mo in rent. In order for you to get the loan, you're going to need a .3-.50 frontend ratio.

                                                                                        So you'd need to make around $250k+/yr for the past 2 years.

                                                                                        You could go jumbo stated, if you can find the right company to back ya, but you're gonna boost up your interest rate pretty nicely. =)

                                                                                        You could go interest only, but I'm not sure if there are any brokers doing that out of hawaii and it effects the same #'s.

                                                                                        So, you're going from driving an 89 IROC, to having $100k+ in the bank and making $200k+ a year for the past 2 years, eh Amp?

                                                                                        Cheers. =)

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                                                                                          • DrewKole
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                                            • 5193
                                                                                            #73
                                                                                            Not logical einstein analysis.

                                                                                            I used to be a mortgage banker... Amp just chose to lie out of his ass regarding the wrong thing. =)

                                                                                            It's too funny, next he's gonna say that he'll get a VA loan with that house, mwahahaha.

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                                                                                              • High Quality
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                                                • 5741
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                Anybody have any good tips or advice? I want to be a man whore and give women my schlong for a price. I am tired of women getting my man juic for free.
                                                                                                You've got to be the best gfy character around today.

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                                                                                                  • Dawgy
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                                    • 5856
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                    LMFGAO
                                                                                                    i knew it

                                                                                                    "laughting my fucking gay ass off"
                                                                                                    the revolution is coming.

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                                                                                                      • G Sharp
                                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                                        • 1343
                                                                                                        #76
                                                                                                        Originally posted by Dawgy

                                                                                                        i knew it

                                                                                                        "laughting my fucking gay ass off"
                                                                                                        Based on his past sigs and Photoshop Chops... "Laughing my fucking GUIDO ass off"

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                                                                                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                            There can be only one
                                                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                                                            • 39075
                                                                                                            #77
                                                                                                            Originally posted by DrewKole
                                                                                                            Not logical einstein analysis.

                                                                                                            I used to be a mortgage banker... Amp just chose to lie out of his ass regarding the wrong thing. =)

                                                                                                            It's too funny, next he's gonna say that he'll get a VA loan with that house, mwahahaha.
                                                                                                            my girl was AVP for Bank of America Mortgage Division, underwriter for RMIC, currently runs a large mortgage company, and has over 16 years in the biz Mr. "I was a mortgage banker"....


                                                                                                            SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                              • DrewKole
                                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                • 5193
                                                                                                                #78
                                                                                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                                                my girl was AVP for Bank of America Mortgage Division, underwriter for RMIC, currently runs a large mortgage company, and has over 16 years in the biz Mr. "I was a mortgage banker"....
                                                                                                                And?

                                                                                                                You're still lying out your ass... Congrats.

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                                                                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                    There can be only one
                                                                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                    • 39075
                                                                                                                    #79
                                                                                                                    Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                                                                                    And?

                                                                                                                    You're still lying out your ass... Congrats.
                                                                                                                    whatever you say college boy...
                                                                                                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                      • G Sharp
                                                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                                                        • 1343
                                                                                                                        #80
                                                                                                                        Drew,

                                                                                                                        Maybe I'm using the wrong numbers at http://shearsonmortgage.com/calculat...rtgageLoan.asp

                                                                                                                        But with a 10% down on a 800K property at achievable rate [at shearsonmortgage] of 5.2%

                                                                                                                        The monthly is $3,980 not 6.8K per your model

                                                                                                                        What other fees is this calculation missing?


                                                                                                                        Originally posted by DrewKole


                                                                                                                        Sure bud. =)

                                                                                                                        Mmmmm, more msgboard lies. =)

                                                                                                                        On a 800 jumbo loan, you're gonna be required to put down around $80-160k minimum. Even right now with interest rates being good, you'd be hard pressed to have anyone take the note for less than that.

                                                                                                                        Remaining would be around $6800/mo in rent. In order for you to get the loan, you're going to need a .3-.50 frontend ratio.

                                                                                                                        So you'd need to make around $250k+/yr for the past 2 years.

                                                                                                                        You could go jumbo stated, if you can find the right company to back ya, but you're gonna boost up your interest rate pretty nicely. =)

                                                                                                                        You could go interest only, but I'm not sure if there are any brokers doing that out of hawaii and it effects the same #'s.

                                                                                                                        So, you're going from driving an 89 IROC, to having $100k+ in the bank and making $200k+ a year for the past 2 years, eh Amp?

                                                                                                                        Cheers. =)

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                                                                                                                          • juicylinks
                                                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                            • 122992
                                                                                                                            #81
                                                                                                                            Originally posted by G Sharp


                                                                                                                            What other fees is this calculation missing?
                                                                                                                            G Sharp

                                                                                                                            There are other fees associated such as the drew kole moron surcharge, the drew small penis fees, the drew virgin fees and the white trash drew trailer home swap fees.

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                                                                                                                              • G Sharp
                                                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                • May 2002
                                                                                                                                • 1343
                                                                                                                                #82
                                                                                                                                Originally posted by G Sharp
                                                                                                                                Drew,

                                                                                                                                Maybe I'm using the wrong numbers at http://shearsonmortgage.com/calculat...rtgageLoan.asp

                                                                                                                                But with a 10% down on a 800K property at achievable rate [at shearsonmortgage] of 5.2%

                                                                                                                                The monthly is $3,980 not 6.8K per your model

                                                                                                                                What other fees is this calculation missing?
                                                                                                                                The variable that I see is maybe additional $ for PMI... or maybe using a different rate cuz 5.2 is just shearson's rate and most banks charge higher...

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                                                                                                                                  • DarkJedi
                                                                                                                                    No Refunds Issued.
                                                                                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                    • 28301
                                                                                                                                    #83
                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by juicylinks


                                                                                                                                    G Sharp

                                                                                                                                    There are other fees associated such as the drew kole moron surcharge, the drew small penis fees, the drew virgin fees and the white trash drew trailer home swap fees.

                                                                                                                                    bwahahahahaa

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                                                                                                                                      • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                        • 28301
                                                                                                                                        #84
                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                                                                        whatever you say college boy...

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                                                                                                                                          • Yo Adrian
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                                                                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                            • 6326
                                                                                                                                            #85
                                                                                                                                            Originally posted by gothweb
                                                                                                                                            I think most prostitutes are hired by men, even male prostitutes. Lube up.
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                                                                                                                                              • TheViper
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                                                                                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                • 2560
                                                                                                                                                #86
                                                                                                                                                Yea oh well, you gotta do what ya gotta do... LOL, but whatever you do



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                                                                                                                                                  • G Sharp
                                                                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                    • 1343
                                                                                                                                                    #87
                                                                                                                                                    Originally posted by TheViper
                                                                                                                                                    Yea oh well, you gotta do what ya gotta do... LOL, but whatever you do
                                                                                                                                                    Classic image but still a goodie

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                                                                                                                                                      • G Sharp
                                                                                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                        • 1343
                                                                                                                                                        #88
                                                                                                                                                        Originally posted by DarkJedi




                                                                                                                                                        Awww shit, this is any piss fighter's worst nightmare.... getting responded to with this graphic.

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