I scared the Old Lady checker half to damn death tonight. :rotfl:
I have this terrorist fucking dog that will NOT go away, he tries to bite my kids and terrorizes my dogs...... he is just a little dick. We can't find who owns him, but he is a mean little bastard.
Sooooo, I go into Wal Mart tonight and get me a pellet gun with plans to pop that little fucker in the ass a couple of times and he'll go away.
I get to the counter and I have 2 baseball bats, a pellet gun and a few other items......... the bats are for my boys. I was in a good mood and me and SongRider were playing around, I was trying to talk him into paying for it........... he said hell no and walks off......... forgetting about this whole war thing and told the lady, JOKINGLY, that I was preparing to protect myself. She all but physically stepped back and gave me the funniest damn look and asked me was the gun mine, she was scared half to damn death. I guess she thought I was going to literally shoot someone....... then I realize she didn't know that it was just a pellet gun.
GOD only knows what was going thru her head, here I come walking up with a shirt that says "go fuck yourself" packing two baseball bats and a damn gun......... :rotfl:
Sorry, I just had to share this, it is still cracking me up. I didn't mean to scare her, but I guess judging by what I was wearing and what I bought, she musta been scared outta her damn mind. LMAO
Lensman, just thought I'd post this here too, to show ya I DO still love ya and I DO still love to have fun with my GFY shirt......... ;)
I have this terrorist fucking dog that will NOT go away, he tries to bite my kids and terrorizes my dogs...... he is just a little dick. We can't find who owns him, but he is a mean little bastard.
Sooooo, I go into Wal Mart tonight and get me a pellet gun with plans to pop that little fucker in the ass a couple of times and he'll go away.
I get to the counter and I have 2 baseball bats, a pellet gun and a few other items......... the bats are for my boys. I was in a good mood and me and SongRider were playing around, I was trying to talk him into paying for it........... he said hell no and walks off......... forgetting about this whole war thing and told the lady, JOKINGLY, that I was preparing to protect myself. She all but physically stepped back and gave me the funniest damn look and asked me was the gun mine, she was scared half to damn death. I guess she thought I was going to literally shoot someone....... then I realize she didn't know that it was just a pellet gun.
GOD only knows what was going thru her head, here I come walking up with a shirt that says "go fuck yourself" packing two baseball bats and a damn gun......... :rotfl:
Sorry, I just had to share this, it is still cracking me up. I didn't mean to scare her, but I guess judging by what I was wearing and what I bought, she musta been scared outta her damn mind. LMAO
Lensman, just thought I'd post this here too, to show ya I DO still love ya and I DO still love to have fun with my GFY shirt......... ;)
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