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  • picindex
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 1038

    #1

    Full Metal Jacket

    I just got done watching Full Metal Jacket... what a bad ass movie!

    If you have not seen it go rent it tonight... well worth it.


    Any other good dark commedy like this?
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  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #2
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    • Dildozer
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 7519

      #3
      That movie is a fuckin classic
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      • picindex
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2002
        • 1038

        #4
        I bet if there was some pussy up there you would be up there
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        • MuleScrote
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 4601

          #5
          "A jelly doughnut????"


          "Me so horny...me love you long time. $10 each you....each you 10 dolla"

          One of my all time faves! So many classic scenes
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          • picindex
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 1038

            #6
            Holy Jesus - what the fuck is this?



            I am gonna buy it!
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            • AdultNex
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 8985

              #7
              What's it rated? G?

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              • candyflip
                Carpe Visio
                • Jul 2002
                • 43074

                #8
                Originally posted by picindex
                Any other good dark commedy like this?
                Dark comedy?

                Spend you some brain.
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                • Sappy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 460

                  #9
                  Bullshit! You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

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                  • evildick

                    #10
                    Never heard of it being referred to as a dark comedy before, but I guess it is funny as hell.

                    For those few that haven't seen it, check out the drill instructor.

                    http://funwavs.com/movie/sounds/full...jacket/?page=1

                    Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
                    Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
                    Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit
                    that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
                    Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
                    Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of
                    you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown
                    stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell
                    are you from anyway, private?
                    Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
                    Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come
                    from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to
                    me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
                    Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
                    Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
                    Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
                    Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a
                    person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to
                    give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.


                    The only thing funnier than him are the hookers.

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                    • Babaganoosh
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                      • Nov 2001
                      • 15841

                      #11
                      I have one of these sitting on my desk. It's a must have!

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                      I like pie.

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                      • sherie
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 7020

                        #12
                        Amazing movie! ..'the reach around'
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                        • Babaganoosh
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                          • Nov 2001
                          • 15841

                          #13
                          Originally posted by candyflip


                          Dark comedy?
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                          I like pie.

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