My dog just puked up his lunch and re-ate it. Yesterday our parrot took a giant shit on the floor and the dog ate that too. He hasn't dug any used tampons out of the garbage yet, that is just a matter of time I suppose.
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Jesus Christ.Originally posted by nathan_f
Ever seen a dog eat shit as it is comming out of a cats ass? Everytime he licks my face now, 10 minutes later I'll think about it.
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Oh yes believe me you...the tampon buffet will be open eventually.
I live with 3 females and am constantly having to remind them to do something with the bathroom trash can before we leave or else it's shredded tampax we come home to.
My grossest dog story and only because it affected me is this:
I was 11, my step brother was 10. we decided to ride our bikes up to the Dairy Queen and my dog snow followed.
We were getting ready to park our bikes by the front door at DQ when I saw my dog eating some other dog's shit. I said something to my stepbrother and at that time my dog vomited it up...no sooner had he vomited it up he started to eat that.
So what happens?
I start vomiting. My stepbrother sees me vomiting and before you know it me, my stepbrother and my dog are reenacting the vomit scene from Stand By Me.
Well once we were all finished we didn't want anything at DQ anymore but before we left I noticed everyone in the resteraunt had been watching us all and had the most horrified looks on their faces.
Oh good times they was.
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i had a dog that loved to eat the crotch out of my underwear and he definitely dug out all the tampons from the trash. and then like a week later he would start howling in pain and shit out either tampons or underwear. seems like he would learnComment
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HAHHAHA This is great.Originally posted by eroswebmaster
My grossest dog story and only because it affected me is this:
I was 11, my step brother was 10. we decided to ride our bikes up to the Dairy Queen and my dog snow followed.
We were getting ready to park our bikes by the front door at DQ when I saw my dog eating some other dog's shit. I said something to my stepbrother and at that time my dog vomited it up...no sooner had he vomited it up he started to eat that.
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Oh man that's nasty. I was watching fear factor the other day, and the host said "We cant actually show you puking, but here's the bucket. Everyone knows what this is for" I suppose this is why, they dont want to be liabel for 1000's of people puking all over their living rooms, as amusing as the thought is.Originally posted by eroswebmaster
So what happens?
I start vomiting. My stepbrother sees me vomiting and before you know it me, my stepbrother and my dog are reenacting the vomit scene from Stand By Me.
Well once we were all finished we didn't want anything at DQ anymore but before we left I noticed everyone in the resteraunt had been watching us all and had the most horrified looks on their faces.
Oh good times they was.
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Which could be why hes puking lunch on the floor todayOriginally posted by twistyneck
Yesterday our parrot took a giant shit on the floor and the dog ate that too
. My dogs get ill from our bird shit all the time. Doesn't bother them much but if they eat to many spilled pellets or bird shit they will puke. Of course they eat each others puke. always nice.
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Funny you should mention the pellets because the bird throws them to the dog all day long. Didn't think it would make him puke, thanks for the information.Originally posted by Furious_Male
Which could be why hes puking lunch on the floor today
. My dogs get ill from our bird shit all the time. Doesn't bother them much but if they eat to many spilled pellets or bird shit they will puke. Of course they eat each others puke. always nice.
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