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  • twistyneck
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2002
    • 4660

    #1

    Disgusting dog stories

    My dog just puked up his lunch and re-ate it. Yesterday our parrot took a giant shit on the floor and the dog ate that too. He hasn't dug any used tampons out of the garbage yet, that is just a matter of time I suppose.
  • nathan_f
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2003
    • 3983

    #2
    Ever seen a dog eat shit as it is comming out of a cats ass? Everytime he licks my face now, 10 minutes later I'll think about it.

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    • twistyneck
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jan 2002
      • 4660

      #3
      Originally posted by nathan_f
      Ever seen a dog eat shit as it is comming out of a cats ass? Everytime he licks my face now, 10 minutes later I'll think about it.
      Jesus Christ.

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      • playa
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2001
        • 6432

        #4
        Originally posted by nathan_f
        Ever seen a dog eat shit as it is comming out of a cats ass? Everytime he licks my face now, 10 minutes later I'll think about it.

        haha,

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        • axelcat
          Adult Locals
          • Jun 2002
          • 25450

          #5
          Originally posted by nathan_f
          Ever seen a dog eat shit as it is comming out of a cats ass? Everytime he licks my face now, 10 minutes later I'll think about it.
          Thats grosser then grosser

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          • eroswebmaster
            March 1st, 2003
            • Jul 2001
            • 20295

            #6
            Oh yes believe me you...the tampon buffet will be open eventually.

            I live with 3 females and am constantly having to remind them to do something with the bathroom trash can before we leave or else it's shredded tampax we come home to.

            My grossest dog story and only because it affected me is this:

            I was 11, my step brother was 10. we decided to ride our bikes up to the Dairy Queen and my dog snow followed.
            We were getting ready to park our bikes by the front door at DQ when I saw my dog eating some other dog's shit. I said something to my stepbrother and at that time my dog vomited it up...no sooner had he vomited it up he started to eat that.

            So what happens?

            I start vomiting. My stepbrother sees me vomiting and before you know it me, my stepbrother and my dog are reenacting the vomit scene from Stand By Me.

            Well once we were all finished we didn't want anything at DQ anymore but before we left I noticed everyone in the resteraunt had been watching us all and had the most horrified looks on their faces.

            Oh good times they was.
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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              Yuck..too much information

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              • myjah
                Back in the harbor
                • Sep 2003
                • 11482

                #8
                i had a dog that loved to eat the crotch out of my underwear and he definitely dug out all the tampons from the trash. and then like a week later he would start howling in pain and shit out either tampons or underwear. seems like he would learn
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                • twistyneck
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 4660

                  #9
                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                  My grossest dog story and only because it affected me is this:

                  I was 11, my step brother was 10. we decided to ride our bikes up to the Dairy Queen and my dog snow followed.
                  We were getting ready to park our bikes by the front door at DQ when I saw my dog eating some other dog's shit. I said something to my stepbrother and at that time my dog vomited it up...no sooner had he vomited it up he started to eat that.

                  HAHHAHA This is great.

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                  • nathan_f
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 3983

                    #10
                    Originally posted by eroswebmaster


                    So what happens?

                    I start vomiting. My stepbrother sees me vomiting and before you know it me, my stepbrother and my dog are reenacting the vomit scene from Stand By Me.

                    Well once we were all finished we didn't want anything at DQ anymore but before we left I noticed everyone in the resteraunt had been watching us all and had the most horrified looks on their faces.

                    Oh good times they was.
                    Oh man that's nasty. I was watching fear factor the other day, and the host said "We cant actually show you puking, but here's the bucket. Everyone knows what this is for" I suppose this is why, they dont want to be liabel for 1000's of people puking all over their living rooms, as amusing as the thought is.

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                    • Furious_Male
                      Doing the grind since 99
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 16884

                      #11
                      Originally posted by twistyneck
                      Yesterday our parrot took a giant shit on the floor and the dog ate that too
                      Which could be why hes puking lunch on the floor today . My dogs get ill from our bird shit all the time. Doesn't bother them much but if they eat to many spilled pellets or bird shit they will puke. Of course they eat each others puke. always nice.
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                      • twistyneck
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 4660

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Furious_Male


                        Which could be why hes puking lunch on the floor today . My dogs get ill from our bird shit all the time. Doesn't bother them much but if they eat to many spilled pellets or bird shit they will puke. Of course they eat each others puke. always nice.
                        Funny you should mention the pellets because the bird throws them to the dog all day long. Didn't think it would make him puke, thanks for the information.

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                        • Cole Montana
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 275

                          #13
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