what would you do with a million dollars?

**Interlude** · 03-21-2003, 10:23 AM

Something boring, like invest it in AAA bonds.

**Cheshire** · 03-21-2003, 10:23 AM

buy 10,000,000 redvines

**TDF** · 03-21-2003, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire
buy 10,000,000 redvines

mm...redvines...

**Fletch XXX** · 03-21-2003, 10:23 AM

m.o.b.

last thing I would spend my money on is <i>2 </i>women.

**TDF** · 03-21-2003, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by Easton
i do that now anyways... sans the extra million

that would explain your happy dance in vegas

**Freestyleman** · 03-21-2003, 10:24 AM

use it to make 2 millions

**TDF** · 03-21-2003, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
m.o.b.

last thing I would spend my money on is <i>2 </i>women.

how about 4 women?

**Easton** · 03-21-2003, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by toodamnfli
I would do two chicks at the same time man..

i do that now anyways... sans the extra million

**Cheshire** · 03-21-2003, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by Freestyleman
use it to make 2 millions

and then buy 20,000,000 redvines?

**Easton** · 03-21-2003, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by toodamnfli
that would explain your happy dance in vegas

LOL... indeed...

plus i had just fucked Tawny (aka Billie) Ocean bareback!

**Fletch XXX** · 03-21-2003, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by toodamnfli

how about 4 women?

whats the point?

i can think of coutnless things id want before that.

i want mixing boards that cost over 100k, chicks dont interest me nearly as much.

**TDF** · 03-21-2003, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by Easton

LOL... indeed...

plus i had just fucked Tawny (aka Billie) Ocean bareback!

this billie ocean?

**The Porn Dude** · 03-21-2003, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by Interlude
Something boring, like invest it in AAA bonds.

That is exactly what i would do also. Put that money to work so you can just chill by the pool.

**TDF** · 03-21-2003, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

whats the point?

i can think of coutnless things id want before that.

i want mixing boards that cost over 100k, chicks dont interest me nearly as much.

well how about 4 masturbating chicks on mixing boards and can pack your bongs?

**Freestyleman** · 03-21-2003, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire
and then buy 20,000,000 redvines?

yea

**Easton** · 03-21-2003, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by toodamnfli
this billie ocean?

ROTF... that's why i was very careful to spell it Billie and not Billy...

**Easton** · 03-21-2003, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by The Porn Dude
That is exactly what i would do also. Put that money to work so you can just chill by the pool.

AAA (ie. US govt sovereign) bonds are paying under 4% for 10 yrs

i dunno about you, but i couldn't live poolside off a measly $40,000 a year (of which you keep about $28,000 after tax)

**DarkJedi** · 03-21-2003, 10:36 AM

buy a tommahawk missile and place it on my front yard so the neighbours can see it.

**Fletch XXX** · 03-21-2003, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by toodamnfli

well how about 4 masturbating chicks on mixing boards and can pack your bongs?

youre obviously just into the 'sex' part of it, whereas I can care less about the girl part of it. With you it all revolves around the pussy part of it. I wouldnt be able to keep my hands off the mixing board, seriously, fuck the girl.

Girls are a distraction.i stay focused.

My equation puts me in first instead of my dick.

**Monique Niccole** · 03-21-2003, 10:43 AM

I'd probably start out with good intentions...but eventually i'd just waste it on shoes, wine, and cupcakes.

**haggard** · 03-21-2003, 10:43 AM

first thing i would do is go down to the local safeway here and buy out the store of honey glazed ham then go to the bank and change 10 grand into nickels and dollar bills and find the best condition honda civic hatchback 92-95 manual transmission with less than 50,000 miles on it and buy it. third, i drive to chinatown and buy half a manapua and 2 rice cakes.

**traffic addict** · 03-21-2003, 10:51 AM

I would buy sleazydream.com

**The Porn Dude** · 03-21-2003, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Easton

AAA (ie. US govt sovereign) bonds are paying under 4% for 10 yrs

i dunno about you, but i couldn't live poolside off a measly $40,000 a year (of which you keep about $28,000 after tax)

Actually the 30year which is where I would go with it are paying 4.97% so that is $49,700 per year. I guess I am just not that impressed with being materialistic because I could and do live on less than that. And given the choice of chilin by the pool or going to work everyday I choose the pool.

**TIMZIM** · 03-21-2003, 10:52 AM

Get one of these ... and dragrace all of you !!

**dmv69** · 03-21-2003, 10:56 AM

i would take it, put as many downpayments as i can on any kind of real estate... live like a king on rental income, buy a house on ibiza and get the local skanks to do some porn for my porn sites

**Kat - Fast** · 03-21-2003, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by The Porn Dude

Actually the 30year which is where I would go with it are paying 4.97% so that is $49,700 per year. I guess I am just not that impressed with being materialistic because I could and do live on less than that. And given the choice of chilin by the pool or going to work everyday I choose the pool.

I'd happily get by on that sort of income seeing as the only daily grind would be what clothes to wear...

**chupacabra** · 03-21-2003, 10:59 AM

i'd divide it and give it all to Cheshire and Nina..

**FlyingIguana** · 03-21-2003, 10:59 AM

Originally posted by toodamnfli
I would do two chicks at the same time man..

invest it and try to get 2 mil

**TDF** · 03-21-2003, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

invest it and try to get 2 mil

i'd flip a few birds of crack and flood the streets with high powered TDF...at least a cool few mil ina couple of weeks

**TDF** · 03-21-2003, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by Gutterboy
A million dollars on two women? You can get two hot 18 year old twins for $300 in Buenos Aires.

obviously no one here seems to get the joke..

**Tala** · 03-21-2003, 05:55 PM

Invest. Make 2 million. Make four million. Make sixteen million..

damn. Sorry, the math class today just got to me.

**Gutterboy** · 03-21-2003, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by toodamnfli

obviously no one here seems to get the joke..

Yes yes, I get it, but only after I deleted my post while trying to edit.

**quiet** · 03-21-2003, 05:59 PM

office space is hilarious

**MiLo** · 03-21-2003, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by Gutterboy
A million dollars on two women? You can get two hot 18 year old twins for $300 in Buenos Aires.

Ever been to Buenos Aires? just curious...

**besterman** · 03-21-2003, 06:19 PM

I'd invest it all in pay per click advertising and banners on the top adult traffic networks...

**TDF** · 03-21-2003, 06:27 PM

i'd buy half of shemp's spots for a month!

**AdultNex** · 03-21-2003, 06:35 PM

Invest it.

**Pornkings** · 03-21-2003, 06:39 PM

Well lets see i bought a house on the water with a pool and boat.
I have 4 girls that come around all the time to service me and I buy whatever I want.

Because those $1 trials for a month add up.

you too can be a millionaire with Porn4aBuck

**Pornwolf** · 03-21-2003, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by toodamnfli

well how about 4 masturbating chicks on mixing boards and can pack your bongs?

I have had this.

**bhutocracy** · 03-21-2003, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by toodamnfli

obviously no one here seems to get the joke..

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to catch on

**TDF** · 03-21-2003, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by Pornwolf

I have had this.

me too..NYC with the Ruff Ryder crew for the Cash Money/Ruff Ryder tour..good times

**BrutalMaster** · 03-21-2003, 06:44 PM

I'd buy you a green dress.
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)

Brutal

**Pornwolf** · 03-21-2003, 06:46 PM

By myself

**Joe Sixpack** · 03-21-2003, 06:48 PM

I would retire.

Then I would purchase an around the world plane ticket, pack my bags and get the fuck out of here.

**Nickatilynx** · 03-21-2003, 06:51 PM

Throw it on the pile,I guess.

what would you do with a million dollars?

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