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  • Nina
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 2687

    #1

    my new goal...

    to make the 50th post.


    what? do some of you just wait to see post 49 and then jump?
  • AnnihilaT
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 249

    #2
    hey you! auth me on icq!

    Mmmm.......spam!

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    • JFK
      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
      • Jan 2002
      • 67369

      #3
      Ok # 3 47 to go..

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      • Juggernaut
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2003
        • 753

        #4
        That shouldn't be too hard, just create a thread with an extreme point of view about something... expect 100-200 posts about why you are wrong, and how many ways you could go fuck yourself.

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        • Gman.357
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 2796

          #5
          Yeah, I think some people sit there with two browser windows open. One to keep refreshing post counts, and the other open to the post page with a pre-fab "50 biatch" already in the reply window ready to submit.


          Ouch.

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          • p00p
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2002
            • 5125

            #6
            I got a 50th post the other night, and it empowered me. My life has not been the same since, and my erections are much stronger now.
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            • Juggernaut
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 753

              #7
              I bet you get at least 50 with this topic.

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              • Juggernaut
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 753

                #8
                I have an idea, get Gutterboy to post some bestiality. Your posts will get 500+ replies and it will show up on Google within 15 minutes.

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                • Tala
                  Fucked if I know
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 23368

                  #9
                  Originally posted by p00p
                  I got a 50th post the other night, and it empowered me. My life has not been the same since, and my erections are much stronger now.

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                  • Nina
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 2687

                    #10
                    so who's it going to be on this thread? I bet... me!

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                    • Nina
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 2687

                      #11
                      ok, we're only at post #10... if I have to post 40 more, I'm still going to be #50.

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                      • Nina
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 2687

                        #12
                        damn.... 39 to go.

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                        • iroc409
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 4728

                          #13
                          here's another
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                          • Nina
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 2687

                            #14
                            Originally posted by iroc409
                            here's another

                            way to help me out.

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                            • asuna
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 8743

                              #15
                              Originally posted by iroc409
                              here's another
                              lick
                              I mean bump

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                              • picindex
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 1038

                                #16
                                and another...
                                Good Content:

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                                • Nina
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 2687

                                  #17
                                  I know what's going to happen... I'm going to get all the way to 49 and then miss #50.

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                                  • iroc409
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 4728

                                    #18
                                    wabba wabba
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                                    • BrettJ
                                      ol' timer
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 4715

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Nina
                                      I know what's going to happen... I'm going to get all the way to 49 and then miss #50.
                                      probably

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                                      • Nina
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 2687

                                        #20
                                        ok, how about jokes to pass the posts...


                                        A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb. right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. This big dude kneels down & brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "What's wrong with
                                        you?" In a very weak voice, the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb. right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said Turn
                                        Around."

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                                        • BrettJ
                                          ol' timer
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 4715

                                          #21
                                          Mom gets done baking a ham. she pulls it out of the oven when her husband gets home and cuts a small piece off and she eats a bite.

                                          she exclaimed 'wow, that's some good Damm Ham'

                                          her husband is shocked hearing this and says "honey, the lord wouldn't want to hear you talk like that"

                                          "oh no dear, that's the type of ham. it's Damm ham. D - A - M - M." she said back with a smile.

                                          they both chucked.

                                          Moments later, the wife, husband, and their son Johnny were sitting down at the table for dinner.

                                          The husband, looking to take his opportunity to curse out for a spin, and get another chuckle from his wife - asked her to pass the damm ham.

                                          to which, little johnny, exclaimed, "Hell yeh dad. And pass them fuck'n potaters mom.

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                                          • iroc409
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 4728

                                            #22
                                            wakka wakka zoorup bang
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                                            • iroc409
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 4728

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Nina



                                              way to help me out.

                                              but only 'cause you & shemp r0x0rz
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                                              • foreverjason
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 1452

                                                #24
                                                That shouldn't be too hard, just create a thread with an extreme point of view about something... expect 100-200 posts about why you are wrong, and how many ways you could go fuck yourself.
                                                ahah so true so true

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                                                • Nina
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 2687

                                                  #25
                                                  A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a
                                                  handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language. He points to his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so
                                                  angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says," What the fuck is
                                                  wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!"
                                                  The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm
                                                  coming."

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                                                  • Nina
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 2687

                                                    #26
                                                    26... just practicing.

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                                                    • Joe Sixpack
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 3793

                                                      #27
                                                      50 will be MINE!

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                                                      • AnnihilaT
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 249

                                                        #28
                                                        25

                                                        Mmmm.......spam!

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                                                        • tony299
                                                          lurker
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 57021

                                                          #29
                                                          to move it along Us italians have to stick together

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                                                          • AnnihilaT
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 249

                                                            #30
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                                                            Mmmm.......spam!

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                                                            • AnnihilaT
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 249

                                                              #31
                                                              22

                                                              Mmmm.......spam!

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                                                              • AnnihilaT
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 249

                                                                #32
                                                                21

                                                                Mmmm.......spam!

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                                                                • picindex
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 1038

                                                                  #33
                                                                  33
                                                                  Good Content:

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                                                                  • RATBOY
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 1592

                                                                    #34

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                                                                    • AnnihilaT
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 249

                                                                      #35
                                                                      20

                                                                      Mmmm.......spam!

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                                                                      • AnnihilaT
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 249

                                                                        #36
                                                                        17

                                                                        Mmmm.......spam!

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                                                                        • AnnihilaT
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 249

                                                                          #37
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                                                                          Mmmm.......spam!

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                                                                          • Nina
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                            • 2687

                                                                            #38
                                                                            the race is on.

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                                                                            • AnnihilaT
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 249

                                                                              #39
                                                                              15

                                                                              Mmmm.......spam!

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                                                                              • picindex
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 1038

                                                                                #40
                                                                                41 I hope you don't miss it...
                                                                                Good Content:

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                                                                                • AnnihilaT
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 249

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  12

                                                                                  Mmmm.......spam!

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                                                                                  • RATBOY
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                    • 1592

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEER BUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!!!!

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                                                                                    • Nina
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 2687

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      my kind of man...

                                                                                      The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king pauses for a while. Then, he nods his head and says, "No problem! I have. I have." Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king pauses for a while. He whips out his cellular phone and calls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nods his head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build." Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows that she'd better make this a good one. She takes her time to think and finally she gets an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squints her eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis." The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and rests his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, looking really sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. I cut."

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                                                                                      • Captain
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                                        • 395

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        What is it?!?

                                                                                        NYC holding it down strong!

                                                                                        ICQ 300950
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                                                                                        • AnnihilaT
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 249

                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • MaxDent
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Apr 2002
                                                                                            • 851

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Nina
                                                                                            to make the 50th post.


                                                                                            what? do some of you just wait to see post 49 and then jump?
                                                                                            I don't mean to be rude but, are you a man?

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                                                                                            • AnnihilaT
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 249

                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              Mmmm.......spam!

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                                                                                              • Joe Sixpack
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                                • 3793

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                50!

                                                                                                Told ya it'd be mine!



                                                                                                D'oh!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                                                                • jim manly
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 605

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  50 biatch

                                                                                                  woohoo!

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                                                                                                  • AnnihilaT
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                    • 249

                                                                                                    #50
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