Real Live Press Report From Saudi!!

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  • Wiseman
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 2990
    #1

    Real Live Press Report From Saudi!!

    I personally love how we are at war trying to sneak attack and kill these people with a reporter and camera man in every tank!!!
    My god!!!
    All they have to do is watch our news!!!

    Here is an example------------
    "Well Marcia this is reporter peter on the front lines traveling with the 101st airborn ground troops.... (wearing a pear of kaki pants and a blue T-shirt)
    I can not give you my exact location as we are under top security measures here.." ( Cammera scrolls around the scenary showing all the land marks of where they are at) " But as we travel south aproxamatley 40 miles from the Kuwait border. We are prepairing for a sneeak attack on the south west walls of someplace where our deep cohort people feel there may be one of the 37 look alikes... or possibly SoDamnInsane himself.... But that is really all I can share with you right now... OH SHIT!!!!!! I must put on my gas mask for the 837th time as we are once again under attack!!! How did they know where we were? SHIT!!!!!!!!!"


    Personally I think this is fucking nuts!!!
    Last edited by Wiseman; 03-20-2003, 05:51 PM.
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    • Kimmykim
      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
      • Jun 2001
      • 16015
      #2
      The best one was Geraldo Rivera being in the Afghan invasion last nite...

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        • Wiseman
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2002
          • 2990
          #3
          I loved his cool black hat with one side folded up!!!
          And his black LEATHER JACKET!!! fuck!!!
          Why not just let them know what frequency we are brodcasting on!!
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            • primo DM
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 159
              #4
              geraldo rivera. hahahaha, that guy is a fuckign schmuck, isnt he married to connie chung or some shit?
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                • stocktrader23
                  Let's do some business.
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 18781
                  #5
                  Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
                  I personally love how we are at war trying to sneak attack and kill these people with a reporter and camera man in every tank!!!
                  My god!!!
                  All they have to do is watch our news!!!

                  Here is an example------------
                  "Well Marcia this is reporter peter on the front lines traveling with the 101st airborn ground troops.... (wearing a pear of kaki pants and a blue T-shirt)
                  I can not give you my exact location as we are under top security measures here.." ( Cammera scrolls around the scenary showing all the land marks of where they are at) " But as we travel south aproxamatley 40 miles from the Kuwait border. We are prepairing for a sneeak attack on the south west walls of someplace where our deep cohort people feel there may be one of the 37 look alikes... or possibly SoDamnInsane himself.... But that is really all I can share with you right now... OH SHIT!!!!!! I must put on my gas mask for the 837th time as we are once again under attack!!! How did they know where we were? SHIT!!!!!!!!!"


                  Personally I think this is fucking nuts!!!
                  Sad but so fucking true. How about this.

                  We have the gigantic fucking bombs to scare the shit out Iraqis but we are only going to drop them in unpopulated areas.



                  There are tons more.


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                    • Kris
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 940
                      #6
                      geraldo is honest though. i bet if he could get an interview w/ any ememy he'd take one for the team and smoke 'em. more than some of the major anchors who've had a chance.

                      i think connie chung is married to maurry.
                      I am the walrus.

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                        • Wiseman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 2990
                          #7
                          HAHAHHA Geraldo is a TWINK!!! He would take one for the team and then smoke their pole!!!
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                            • foreverjason
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 1452
                              #8
                              How many reporters are in Iraq right now?

                              They could get an army together!

                              Hide guns in their cameras! easy kill!

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                                • Kris
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 940
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by foreverjason
                                  How many reporters are in Iraq right now?

                                  They could get an army together!

                                  Hide guns in their cameras! easy kill!
                                  i think there's at least one reporter/someone from the media with every infantry. i was watching the other day when the media were being divided w/ their military groups. the US wants this to be very publisized.
                                  I am the walrus.

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                                    • washiezGuRL
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 9
                                      #10
                                      Chung is with maury

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                                        • eroswebmaster
                                          March 1st, 2003
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 20295
                                          #11
                                          One reporter spoke of how they had figured the Iraqi's were triangulating (sp?) their location through their use of the telephone to call back to CNN...lol.
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                                            • Kris
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 940
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                              One reporter spoke of how they had figured the Iraqi's were triangulating (sp?) their location through their use of the telephone to call back to CNN...lol.
                                              as long as they were calling in to report it, i guess it's ok
                                              I am the walrus.

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                                                • Hooper
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                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 2210
                                                  #13
                                                  Is this where we make requests for the next song that wiseman strips to ???

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                                                    • Wiseman
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                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 2990
                                                      #14
                                                      Get you $100 bills out Biatch!!!!!!!!
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