If I could have one Personal Wish Granted

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-20-2003, 03:03 PM

To spill my seed in every girls mouth

**gripcash** · 03-20-2003, 03:03 PM

I'd like the little demon chick in your sig.

**Giorgio_Xo** · 03-20-2003, 03:04 PM

If I could have one personal wish granted, I would want God to give me the power to understand what the fuck women are thinking. They never make sense.

**gripcash** · 03-20-2003, 03:04 PM

Is that so wrong?

(On a seperate note, I'm very pleased by the graucho smiley)

**nocostporn** · 03-20-2003, 03:04 PM

offered a position selling Iraqi real estate

**StuartD** · 03-20-2003, 03:05 PM

To have a night with Chesire

**Penrod** · 03-20-2003, 03:05 PM

The power to read minds

**directfiesta** · 03-20-2003, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by Giorgio_Xo
want God to give me the power to understand what the fuck women are thinking. They never make sense.

God is a male! He doesn't understand either....

**foreverjason** · 03-20-2003, 03:08 PM

how about know everything

**drops** · 03-20-2003, 03:09 PM

that my wife had a twin.

**gripcash** · 03-20-2003, 03:10 PM

Quoted from a Steve Martin SNL monologue:

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

**directfiesta** · 03-20-2003, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by drops
that my wife had a twin.

incestious 3some....

**StuartD** · 03-20-2003, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by foreverjason
how about know everything

how about NO!.... ya crazy dutch bastard!

Sorry, I didn't really mean that... just that your sentence reminded me of that

**whee** · 03-20-2003, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by drops
that my wife had a twin.

Sweet...

**whee** · 03-20-2003, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by foreverjason
how about know everything

If you knew everything you'd be boooored...

**tony286** · 03-20-2003, 03:20 PM

To live 500 yrs with a high quality of life.

**digifan** · 03-20-2003, 03:22 PM

If I had one wish, I would like to see my mom healthy again instead of watching her die slowly of cancer

**G Sharp** · 03-20-2003, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks
To spill my seed in every girls mouth

Juicy, you rock dude. Your comments are as awkwardly HILARIOUS as Helen Thomas cutting the cheese while Ari Fleischer gives a canned speech on US foreign policy.

**TheJimmy** · 03-20-2003, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by drops
that my wife had a twin.

me too!

ok but in all reality that I was solidly financially secure so I could focus on the more important things in life such as travel, family, wacking off, etc...

**G Sharp** · 03-20-2003, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by gripcash
I'd like the little demon chick in your sig.

Its from a Tenacious D unauthorized [?] cartoon video for "Fuck Her Gently"

**CDSmith** · 03-20-2003, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by digifan
If I had one wish, I would like to see my mom healthy again instead of watching her die slowly of cancer

Jeez! Well I forfeit my wish so digifan's mom get's better.

Damn that brought me down. And on meatloaf night! <img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/sadfuck.gif">

**angeleyes** · 03-20-2003, 03:24 PM

I would wish for a million wishes.

**G Sharp** · 03-20-2003, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by digifan
If I had one wish, I would like to see my mom healthy again instead of watching her die slowly of cancer

I'm sorry to hear that, digifan. My good wishes go to you and your family. My passed away from pancreatic cancer a little over 2 years ago so I can relate to what you're going through.

**mrthumbs** · 03-20-2003, 03:25 PM

getting banned from this awful place

**[Labret]** · 03-20-2003, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks
To spill my seed in every girls mouth

Even my mom?

If you are anything, you are consistent.

**Ray@TastyDollars** · 03-20-2003, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire
It would be to have the metabolism to be able to eat anything I wanted.

Your turn.

You can, 20min a day of medium intensity cardio is all it takes.

Ray

**Cheshire** · 03-20-2003, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by Ray
You can, 20min a day of medium intensity cardio is all it takes.

Ray

I start every day at 6am with 30.

Thanks for playing.

**[Labret]** · 03-20-2003, 03:30 PM

faith

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-20-2003, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by [Labret]

Even my mom?

If you are anything, you are consistent.

Depends on if she swallows or not

**Ray@TastyDollars** · 03-20-2003, 03:32 PM

Ok, one wish...this is gonna be cheesy..i would have say peace. Stop the insanity.

Ray

**CDSmith** · 03-20-2003, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by gripcash
Quoted from a Steve Martin SNL monologue:
and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

I like this one.

If I had another wish, my first one would go to digifan so his mom'd get better, and the second one would be for encompassing power fver every living being in the entire universe. Think about it.......

I could cause it to be that no one was physically able to commit a crime.

- Some guy stalking a female in a NY alley, goes to grab her with rape on his mind, and something just *stops* him from touching her. His arm won't extend towards her, he is prevented from following her further by some unseen force.....and she gets away safely.
- Some asshole is about to break into your garage and steal your kid's bikes, and he is mysteriously blocked from doing it. After 20 minutes of useless trying with no results, he gives up and goes home.
- Some fuckhead dictator in some miltary regime decides to have a few thousand of his subjects killed as "examples", and bam....... nothing happens. His soldiers can't fire their weapons, the people are unharmed no matter what the idiot dictator tries.

Yeah, I want that for my wish.

**Cheshire** · 03-20-2003, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith
- Some guy stalking a female in a NY alley, goes to grab her with rape on his mind, and something just *stops* him from touching her. His arm won't extend towards her, he is prevented from following her further by some unseen force.....and she gets away safely.
- Some asshole is about to break into your garage and steal your kid's bikes, and he is mysteriously blocked from doing it. After 20 minutes of useless trying with no results, he gives up and goes home.
- Some fuckhead dictator in some miltary regime decides to have a few thousand of his subjects killed as "examples", and bam....... nothing happens. His soldiers can't fire their weapons, the people are unharmed no matter what the idiot dictator tries.

- Cheshire reaches for the krispie kreme, and an unseen barrier blocks her from it. Try as she might to fight it she is helplessly drawn to the gym, and as if by magic drawn to the treadmill, burning calorie after calorie!

**jake2000xp** · 03-20-2003, 03:57 PM

It would be to have the metabolism to be able to eat anything I wanted.

whoa that's crazy, I have the EXACT SAME ONE. Only one small change

"I would have the movie star look's or money to EAT ANYTHING I wanted"

On the top of my wish list is Gwen Stefani and Niki Taylor.. uhhhh SHWING

**Schwick** · 03-20-2003, 04:09 PM

My one wish is to be able to control my will to change my being.

**Lizzie** · 03-20-2003, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire
It would be to have the metabolism to be able to eat anything I wanted.

Your turn.

I already have that so I'll take CDSmith's meatloaf. I'm hungry!

**Cheshire** · 03-20-2003, 04:28 PM

Actually I've been noshing on meatloaf all day.

I have a great recipe for a lowfat turkey florentine version.

**digifan** · 03-20-2003, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by G Sharp

I'm sorry to hear that, digifan. My good wishes go to you and your family. My passed away from pancreatic cancer a little over 2 years ago so I can relate to what you're going through.

Thank you.. she has brain tumor.

**X37375787** · 03-20-2003, 04:33 PM

world peace.

**digifan** · 03-20-2003, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire
Actually I've been noshing on meatloaf all day.

I have a great recipe for a lowfat turkey florentine version.

I love the turkey version

**Cheshire** · 03-20-2003, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by digifan
I love the turkey version

and I wuv you

**pink_in_the_middle** · 03-20-2003, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire
It would be to have the metabolism to be able to eat anything I wanted.

Your turn.

That reminds me of every time I was pregnant people would say "watch after you're pregnant your metabolism will change".

But luckily it didn't

I can eat whatever I wish and I love it. I don't understand it;some ppl can and some can't. But I'm one of the lucky ones I guess

**-=HOAX=-** · 03-20-2003, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by mrthumbs
getting banned from this awful place

Done...

**digifan** · 03-20-2003, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire
and I wuv you

**traffictrader** · 03-20-2003, 05:49 PM

I would have the power to know what everyone is actually thinking when they talk to me.

**PersianKitty** · 03-20-2003, 05:51 PM

hmmm..personal...

that my two sons grow into self-supporting, caring, responsible men who lead happy lives and give me loads of grandchildren to spoil.

**TheGoldenChild** · 03-20-2003, 05:58 PM

I'd love to sit on a toilet and NOT have my balls and cock totally soaked

Man I hate this big dick I have!

**Dwreck** · 03-20-2003, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire
It would be to have the metabolism to be able to eat anything I wanted.

Your turn.

I do have that Cheshire and it sucks. I cant gain wieght if I wanted to. Im still underwieght and I what and whenever I want.

**Nina** · 03-20-2003, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by Cheshire
It would be to have the metabolism to be able to eat anything I wanted.

Your turn.

Cheshire, you know what my wish would be.

and if you can guess, I'll whisper it in your ear.

**G Sharp** · 03-20-2003, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by kBizzle
I'd love to sit on a toilet and NOT have my balls and cock totally soaked

Man I hate this big dick I have!

If I could have one Personal Wish Granted

If I could have one Personal Wish Granted

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