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  • Turboface
    Back in Black
    • Mar 2002
    • 9976

    #1

    Iraq jokes!

    I guess it was just a matter of time.


    Q: What is the Iraqi air force motto?
    A: I came, I saw, Iran!

    Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi army exercise program?
    A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

    Q: What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
    A: Two days.

    Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam have in common?
    A: They both have Kurds in their way.

    Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
    A: Ambassador to New Zealand.

    Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
    A: You only have to teach them to take off.

    Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
    A: B-52 ... F-16 ... A-10 ...

    Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
    A: Duck.

    Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
    A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

    Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
    A: So they can see their air force.
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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    What's the difference between and Iraqi woman and a catfish?

    One has whiskers and smells bad, the other is a fish.
    SIG TOO BIG

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    • Luc Duboi
      So Fucking Banned
      • Mar 2003
      • 1881

      #3


      Are you going to AC this weekedn?

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      • Turboface
        Back in Black
        • Mar 2002
        • 9976

        #4
        Originally posted by Luc Duboi


        Are you going to AC this weekedn?

        No - I'm going to be hangin in, having phone sex.

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        • Luc Duboi
          So Fucking Banned
          • Mar 2003
          • 1881

          #5
          Originally posted by Turboface



          No - I'm going to be hangin in, having phone sex.


          ahhhhh .... phone sex is no good.

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          • Dildozer
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2002
            • 7519

            #6
            Originally posted by Luc Duboi



            ahhhhh .... phone sex is no good.
            With your mom it is
            Spam link here

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            • WetriXXX
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 35

              #7
              Its old but I still laugh at this.

              Did you hear the forcast for iraq today....?

              Its calling for 3000 degrees and bomby
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              • Luc Duboi
                So Fucking Banned
                • Mar 2003
                • 1881

                #8
                Originally posted by Dildozer


                With your mom it is
                have fun then.

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                • OzKaNoz
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 1834

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Turboface
                  I guess it was just a matter of time.


                  Q: What is the Iraqi air force motto?
                  A: I came, I saw, Iran!

                  Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi army exercise program?
                  A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

                  Q: What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
                  A: Two days.

                  Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam have in common?
                  A: They both have Kurds in their way.

                  Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
                  A: Ambassador to New Zealand.

                  Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
                  A: You only have to teach them to take off.

                  Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
                  A: B-52 ... F-16 ... A-10 ...

                  Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
                  A: Duck.

                  Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
                  A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

                  Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
                  A: So they can see their air force.

                  LOL
                  Oz
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                  • picindex
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 1038

                    #10
                    Did you hear they are closing all of the KMART and Wall Mart's in Iraq? ....


                    They have opened up Targets....
                    Good Content:

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                    • MaxDent
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 851

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                      What's the difference between and Iraqi woman and a catfish?

                      One has whiskers and smells bad, the other is a fish.
                      I will admit that middle eastern women are very Very hot. Especially Iranian girls. Wow, that's moxy.

                      Truly we need to tame the Middle East. They are stoning too many women that could potentially be in the industry.

                      Plus think of all the sites that could market, "it's okay, just take off your burka. No one will know, not even allah. Yes it is okay that I boop you in the shooter because that was how allah was conceived."

                      ooooooooooooooooooooh. I'm bad

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