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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    Tonight while Baghdad is being blown to shit

    I'll be at a luau watchin' half naked Hawaiian hula girls tease me with their bellies and coconut bras while stuffing my face with kalua pig and pina coladas.
    SIG TOO BIG
  • Cheshire
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 5738

    #2
    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
    pina coladas.
    Damn your teasing ways!!!


    just a little bit naughty

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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460

      #3
      The meatloaf is in the oven. Repeat, the meatloaf is in the oven.
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      • eRock
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        • Apr 2001
        • 3112

        #4
        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
        I'll be at a luau watchin' half naked Hawaiian hula girls tease me with their bellies and coconut bras while stuffing my face with kalua pig and pina coladas.
        And some say don't like America...
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        • Machete_
          WINNING!
          • Oct 2002
          • 14579

          #5
          so - tell us - how many times did you jerk off while you watch the war on CNN today

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          • directfiesta
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 30184

            #6
            Interesting:

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            quote:

            In 1893, with Queen Liliuokalani on the throne, the Americans formed a Committee of Safety and declared the monarchy ended. In 1894, the Republic of Hawaii was established. On August 12, 1898, the government of the Republic transferred sovereignty to the United States. Hawaii became a territory of the United States in 1900

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            "committe of safety' hehe

            Probably the scenario is getting repeated ... elsewere
            I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

            But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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            • eRock
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2001
              • 3112

              #7
              Originally posted by directfiesta
              Interesting:

              -----------------
              quote:

              In 1893, with Queen Liliuokalani on the throne, the Americans formed a Committee of Safety and declared the monarchy ended. In 1894, the Republic of Hawaii was established. On August 12, 1898, the government of the Republic transferred sovereignty to the United States. Hawaii became a territory of the United States in 1900

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              "committe of safety' hehe

              Probably the scenario is getting repeated ... elsewere
              And your point is???
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              • foreverjason
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2003
                • 1452

                #8
                Corona!

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                • PeekHoles
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 1151

                  #9
                  Hey Amp a good friend of ours just moved to Maui. Shes young hot and wild maybe I can get her to stop by sometime and visit. She said she only knows one other person there. I will get with my cousin see if he can get some info where she lives there.

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                  • Unfed
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2001
                    • 257

                    #10
                    Originally posted by eRock

                    And your point is???
                    don't drink pina colada punch....
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                    • stanton
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 2640

                      #11
                      pathetic peace of shit

                      amp is a fucking fag

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                      • stanton
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 2640

                        #12
                        ignorant bastard fuck

                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                        I'll be at a luau watchin' half naked Hawaiian hula girls tease me with their bellies and coconut bras while stuffing my face with kalua pig and pina coladas.

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                        • CDSmith
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #13
                          That Amp better take his camera to that fucking lua and get some good pics so the rest of us pathetic losers can live vicariously through him for a few minutes.


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                          • Amputate Your Head
                            There can be only one
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 39075

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                            That Amp better take his camera to that fucking lua and get some good pics so the rest of us pathetic losers can live vicariously through him for a few minutes.


                            Dammit.
                            if I don;t forget it sitting on the desk, I'll take a few....


                            got a big fat cigar I'm gonna thoroughly enjoy with my feet up on the table as I sit by the ocean under tiki torches sippin' Mai Tai's and soakin' up the evenings entertainment.....
                            SIG TOO BIG

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                            • xxxcam
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 401

                              #15
                              ya, enjoy ur fucking shit while people and little kids are getting killed for no reason.... people like you make me sick....

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                              • Beastiepoo
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 1971

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                if I don;t forget it sitting on the desk, I'll take a few....


                                got a big fat cigar I'm gonna thoroughly enjoy with my feet up on the table as I sit by the ocean under tiki torches sippin' Mai Tai's and soakin' up the evenings entertainment.....

                                *envy*envy*envy*

                                well, everything but the cigar...
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                                • quiet
                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 25115

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                  if I don;t forget it sitting on the desk, I'll take a few....


                                  got a big fat cigar I'm gonna thoroughly enjoy with my feet up on the table as I sit by the ocean under tiki torches sippin' Mai Tai's and soakin' up the evenings entertainment.....
                                  i could really dig that right about now.
                                  we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                  • CDSmith
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    Mai Tai's are god-given. Suck one down for me bro.


                                    Those dancing hula babes better let you take their picture. Maybe have someone else take a shot of you between 2 hula babes, and give us your best "in your face Iraq" look.
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                                    • Sly_RJ
                                      Live Hard - Die Hard
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 17042

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by xxxcam
                                      ya, enjoy ur fucking shit while people and little kids are getting killed for no reason.... people like you make me sick....
                                      People and little kids are killed for no reason daily. Guess we should never enjoy life.
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                                      • Gutterboy
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 4751

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                        The meatloaf is in the oven. Repeat, the meatloaf is in the oven.
                                        hehehehe

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                                        • CDSmith
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 51460

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by xxxcam
                                          ya, enjoy ur fucking shit while people and little kids are getting killed for no reason.... people like you make me sick....
                                          Yes, we should all eat bread and water and sleep on the floor and have no enjoyment in our lives while this war is on.

                                          That'll help.
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                                          • Schwick
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2002
                                            • 543

                                            #22
                                            This will be a shorto one, trust me.

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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by xxxcam
                                              ya, enjoy ur fucking shit while people and little kids are getting killed for no reason.... people like you make me sick....
                                              oh yeah?

                                              well, when I get back home, I'm gonna have sex out on my fucking lanai too... right next to my big ass overkill gas barbeque grill... while drinkin' a beer and listening to some island music....

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                                              • Amputate Your Head
                                                There can be only one
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 39075

                                                #24
                                                whiners can wallow in your fucking pathetic self rightous shit and misery..... I don't fucking care. I didn't make the bed Saddam is sleeping in, and I didn't give the order to launch any fucking F18s....

                                                so suck my mansack.
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                                                • jake2000xp
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 434

                                                  #25
                                                  Amputate,
                                                  Living on Maui everything you thought it would be? What area are you? I have been soooo tempted to move there. I am going on a lil surf trip trip there when my finances are in order to check things out, it's been severl years since my last trip.I want to buy a ocean view lot at least near Hana for retirement.

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                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                    There can be only one
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 39075

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jake2000xp
                                                    Amputate,
                                                    Living on Maui everything you thought it would be?
                                                    and then some brutha... it's like... doin' 4 chicks at the same time man...

                                                    Originally posted by jake2000xp
                                                    What area are you?
                                                    Wailea.... right across the street from Keawakapu Beach.
                                                    Originally posted by jake2000xp
                                                    I have been soooo tempted to move there. I am going on a lil surf trip trip there when my finances are in order to check things out, it's been severl years since my last trip.I want to buy a ocean view lot at least near Hana for retirement.
                                                    why Hana if you don't mind me asking? It's so far away from everything else, and it's on the rainy side.... lotta rich people are building over there.... like, Oprah and shit.... but they got private helicopters and shit to fly out of there with... they don't gotta run that road....
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                                                    • jake2000xp
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 434

                                                      #27
                                                      Thats awesome! Your living my dream. I think Hana if nothing else is a great investment. Also, in 10 years the growth will be there. Im kinda into the wide open space with vista ocean views. I friken love all of Maui in generl. I was hunting condo's 6 months ago on the net, but tied myself up here for next few years likely. Not that Southern California Coastal is bad at all, but Maui is soooooooooo tight! You da man..

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                                                      • haggard
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 469

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                        I'll be at a luau watchin' half naked Hawaiian hula girls tease me with their bellies and coconut bras while stuffing my face with kalua pig and pina coladas.

                                                        LOL! good job. i'm hungry now. time for L&L drive inn.
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                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                          There can be only one
                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 39075

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jake2000xp
                                                          Thats awesome! Your living my dream. I think Hana if nothing else is a great investment. Also, in 10 years the growth will be there. Im kinda into the wide open space with vista ocean views. I friken love all of Maui in generl. I was hunting condo's 6 months ago on the net, but tied myself up here for next few years likely. Not that Southern California Coastal is bad at all, but Maui is soooooooooo tight! You da man..
                                                          this is the Maui Classifieds Online... they got some stuff for sale and rent.... not a complete resource by any means, but it does give an idea of some of what's available...
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                                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                                            There can be only one
                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                            • 39075

                                                            #30
                                                            by the way, if anyone needs financing on Maui, investment property or otherwise, lemme know... my girl runs a top end mortgage company here and will definately hook you up....
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                                                            • jake2000xp
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 434

                                                              #31
                                                              Speaking of girlfriend's, how's the local talent? I know it's a free free for all w/ tourist's, but how about the local gal's. I know that island can get a lil small, or am I wrong?

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                                                              • Amputate Your Head
                                                                There can be only one
                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                • 39075

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jake2000xp
                                                                Speaking of girlfriend's, how's the local talent? I know it's a free free for all w/ tourist's, but how about the local gal's. I know that island can get a lil small, or am I wrong?
                                                                honestly can't really give ya much info on that.... when I'm not workin', I'm in the water or relaxin' here.... don't spend any time at all lookin' for honeys.
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                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 39075

                                                                  #33
                                                                  okay... off to the pig roast I go....

                                                                  see ya later...
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                                                                  • jake2000xp
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                    • 434

                                                                    #34
                                                                    No worries, Aloha

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                                                                    • jake2000xp
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                      • 434

                                                                      #35
                                                                      P.s

                                                                      a true pig in the ground is the BEST luai..
                                                                      yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaa

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                                                                      • KRL
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 31429

                                                                        #36
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