What to do on your 40th birthday?

**Shok** · 03-20-2003, 01:57 PM

colonoscopy

**PerfectionGirls** · 03-20-2003, 02:00 PM

colonoscopy

Hmmmm... not bad... anyone else?

**Helix** · 03-20-2003, 02:01 PM

sit back with a cold one and be amazed that you actually made it to 40 (considering all of the stupid/risky shit you did in your youth). You are probably lucky to be alive! I know I am.

Happy 40th

oldtimer......

**PerfectionGirls** · 03-20-2003, 02:02 PM

Bye the way... maybe I should just launch our new site..

Perfection Girls Presents.... Sensual Teens

**xtype** · 03-20-2003, 02:03 PM

<img src="http://www.funinbc.com/skydive/img/skynak5l.jpg">

i say naked skydiving..

**TheLastReploid** · 03-20-2003, 02:03 PM

Fourty beers and fourty whores.

Otherwise, just some porn and remote control.
The anal beads can be special.

**hyper** · 03-20-2003, 02:04 PM

1 Dose of Viagra $6

1 Bottle of Vodka $12

5 girls sitting nude on your lap talking about the first thing that pops up PRICELESS

**Morgan** · 03-20-2003, 02:04 PM

Go to the bingo parlor!

**PerfectionGirls** · 03-20-2003, 02:05 PM

sit back with a cold one and be amazed that you actually made it to 40 (considering all of the stupid/risky shit you did in your youth). You are probably lucky to be alive! I know I am.

Cool!! Thanks!! the funny thing is that I have done more risky shit since I turned 30 then I did when I was young. hahaha! I am suprized I made it the last 10 years. The first thirty were a non-event.

**Joe Sixpack** · 03-20-2003, 02:06 PM

Kill yourself.

**angeleyes** · 03-20-2003, 02:07 PM

Head up to Macinac Island

Hit De Je Vu's
(If they still have those in Michigan).

Go to Nicks Wagon Wheel (if you live near CMU)

Hit GreekTown if you're near Detroit and ride the people mover around and randomly harrass people.

......... I can be a much better help if you tell me what region of Michigan you are in.... I grew up there.

Head over the Canadian border and spend more for less at the bars. (Stir up some shit)

**PerfectionGirls** · 03-20-2003, 02:07 PM

1 Bottle of Vodka $12

Damn... Grey Goose isnt $12.00 a bottle though.. Got it under control there! haha

I like it!..... hmmmm

**PerfectionGirls** · 03-20-2003, 02:08 PM

Kill yourself.

Then who would you have to call you a stupid fuck? lol Opps.... lol only everyone!!! hahaha!

Love ya Joe... NOT! haha

**PerfectionGirls** · 03-20-2003, 02:09 PM

I can be a much better help if you tell me what region of Michigan you are in.... I grew up there.

I live in Plymouth

**Bubbczar** · 03-20-2003, 02:09 PM

Apply for AARP?

**PerfectionGirls** · 03-20-2003, 02:10 PM

Apply for AARP

Ohhh man... that hurts!

**p00p** · 03-20-2003, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by PerfectionGirls
Any ideas? I'm looking for suggestions here! Its a mile stone birthday for sure, so lets get creative.

If I take you up on your suggestion I will send you $100.00
I have allready had 5 vodkas so drinking is a lame idea!

Lets hear it from all you youngsters!

Sober up, and take your Viper out for a 10 mile jaunt so as not to harm the value. Then get drunk and tell yourself how great you are. I do this all the time, although I don't have a Viper. In fact, I think I will do it tonight.
Happy b'day by the way.

**Cheshire** · 03-20-2003, 02:11 PM

Rent out a Chuck E. Cheese and set up a full bar ~ That's what I want to do for my 30th

Hell, why wait 5 years, that's what I want to do Saturday!

**MetaMan** · 03-20-2003, 02:11 PM

i can get u a good deal from the Hair Club For Men,

happ bday!

**Bubbczar** · 03-20-2003, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by PerfectionGirls

Ohhh man... that hurts!

Hey my app is already in processing

**p00p** · 03-20-2003, 02:11 PM

P.S., that is not a dig. That car is something else.....

**PerfectionGirls** · 03-20-2003, 02:13 PM

Sober up, and take your Viper out for a 10 mile jaunt so as not to harm the value. Then get drunk and tell yourself how great you are.

Now theres a thought!! Hmmm I wonder if I can get someone to throw on the tires for me? Hmmmmm

Thanks p00p

**PerfectionGirls** · 03-20-2003, 02:14 PM

i can get u a good deal from the Hair Club For Men,

I do have hair thank god... hehehe

**PerfectionGirls** · 03-20-2003, 02:15 PM

Rent out a Chuck E. Cheese and set up a full bar ~ That's what I want to do for my 30th

Awesome idea!!! There is one just down the street form where my parents want to take me to dinner. Perfect!

**ZoiNk** · 03-20-2003, 02:32 PM

Go to a small pub near a university/collage and buy a round of drinks for the bar, announcing it is your bday and just chat it up with the ppl. Will have shitloads of fun

ZoiNk

**alcorp** · 03-20-2003, 02:38 PM

I had a flying lesson for my 40'th , it rocked

**MattO** · 03-20-2003, 04:30 PM

Have 40 strippers give you a giant lapdance.

Or eat 40 hotdogs in 40 minutes, then spend 40 seconds throwing them up.

Or just dye your head purple and run around screaming, "IT'S ALL OVER!!!"

**foreverjason** · 03-20-2003, 04:34 PM

shoot yourself?

**psyko514** · 03-20-2003, 05:26 PM

order a cemetary plot and write a witty epitaph

**stanton** · 03-20-2003, 05:27 PM

ry to not to waste it on GFY.....

**escorpio** · 03-20-2003, 10:28 PM

I celebrated my 40th last November in Nogales with weed, tequila, Corona, Viagra and two strippers who's ages combined was probably forty. Just figure out what you love and go for some excess! Hope you have as much fun as I did! Happy Birthday!

**AnnihilaT** · 03-20-2003, 10:29 PM

Get a hip replacement? Start drafting a will?

What to do on your 40th birthday?

What to do on your 40th birthday?

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