Why does beer come in a bottle?

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  • TheFLY
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2001
    • 11856

    #1

    Why does beer come in a bottle?

    If it's better to drink from a bottle, then why not drink everything from a bottle...?

    Or is drinking from a bottle really gay -- just like drinking from a straw is gay... ????
  • ztik
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 5196

    #2
    what else would they put it in? a bag?
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    • TaDoW
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      • Sep 2001
      • 3875

      #3
      HEY! I like drinking from a thtrawwww!
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      • TheFLY
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jan 2001
        • 11856

        #4
        Beer could come in a cup... You could drink it a lot faster that way...

        or are bottles used because the beer-caps are cheaper to make that way...?

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        • Mark Wildon
          Registered User
          • Jan 2003
          • 66

          #5
          What kind of question is that? Really...
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          • ronin
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            • Aug 2002
            • 1300

            #6
            not to good from a can.

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            • MattO
              The O is for Oohhh
              • Feb 2003
              • 10861

              #7
              So after you've drank a few you can smash it up against someone's head.

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              • nocostporn
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2002
                • 5228

                #8
                Originally posted by TheFLY
                Beer could come in a cup... You could drink it a lot faster that way...

                or are bottles used because the beer-caps are cheaper to make that way...?

                what drinks come in a cup? wang chung your ass back to the drawing board Pete
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                • Wizzo
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                  • Nov 2000
                  • 15224

                  #9
                  It's put in a bottle for lonely drunk girls....
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                  • evildick

                    #10
                    Bottles are probably easier to recycle. Just wash the bitches out and fill 'em back up.

                    I miss stubbies, they were easier to throw.

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                    • DavePlays
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 1088

                      #11
                      You could strap on a feed bag - like horses use.

                      Just fill it full of beer, tilt your head down slurp it up!!!


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                      • evildick

                        #12
                        Speaking of stubbies, here's my alcoholic friend's collection:



                        Can you tell he's single?

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                        • Jamdin
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 3560

                          #13
                          Beer comes in bottles because it's a tradition & because kegs are too damn big to lift one-handed

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                          • OzKaNoz
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                            • Jan 2001
                            • 1834

                            #14
                            Yeah what Jamdin said


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                            • TheFLY
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 11856

                              #15
                              Originally posted by evildick
                              Speaking of stubbies, here's my alcoholic friend's collection:



                              Can you tell he's single?
                              How much did he pay for that? Wow that is so fucking cool!

                              Every time I drink redstripe I think of drinking from gigantic nipples!

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                              • foreverjason
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 1452

                                #16
                                drinking beer is great, no matter from a cup or straw or can

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                                • ronin
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 1300

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by foreverjason
                                  drinking beer is great, no matter from a cup or straw or can
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                                  • evildick

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TheFLY


                                    How much did he pay for that? Wow that is so fucking cool!

                                    Every time I drink redstripe I think of drinking from gigantic nipples!
                                    I think he paid about $50 Canadian for all the bottles at a garage sale. Some old fucker was cleaning out his garage and he had them stashed away.

                                    He even had some that still had beer in them.

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