stocktrader23

Here is a tips to help you enjoy your holiday shopping season.


Stay the fuck out of my way! I don't know what it is with you people but just stay away from me. I'm glad you are having fun browsing through shit for hours on end but I happen to know what I want and where it's at. It should be simple enough for me to walk into a store and make my way to where I need to go with no problems. If you don't understand what I'm saying I'll help you out...

Stay the fuck out of my way! Please don't put your shopping cart where I can't get the fuck around it, I will run it the fuck over.

Don't walk your happy ass in front of my shopping cart while I'm pushing it at a high rate of speed. I will run you the fuck over.

Don't cut me off in the parking lot to try and get that last parking space up front, I will run you the fuck over.


It's really not that hard. Practice some common fucking courtesy. I don't like you but you don't see me parking my cart in front of your ass while I go two aisles over to grab something, I don't expect you to do it to me. You make me want to take everything you have piled into your cart and toss it across the store.

That will be all. If you can't follow these simple steps you need to stay the fuck out of the store. I hear amazon.com has some great buys and you can browse all you fucking want, AWAY FROM ME.

That will be all,

Happy Fucking Holidays

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