Post your personal ad ..

**Seb From Holland** · 03-18-2003, 08:37 AM

I already have one girlfriend, but I could sure use some more. Brunette chicks preferred. Send you inquiries to info at digitalevolution dot nl.

**angeleyes** · 03-18-2003, 08:37 AM

Here is mine... http://www.jdate.com/default.asp?p

**princess** · 03-18-2003, 08:46 AM

Mines up on Red Personals. I think I'll pass on match.com

**Cheshire** · 03-18-2003, 08:47 AM

Here's a similar Thread from a few months ago.

I'm uninspired to create an updated version.

**The Porn Dude** · 03-18-2003, 08:58 AM

I am happily married so i do not have one but if I did it would probably read something like this.

Tall fat guy seeks really hot woman with borderline nymphomania. Must have poor vision. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. Must be able to tolerate sports on the television 24hrs a day. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. Must know how to make beef jerky and allow friends to come over at all hours for drinking binges. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I am barely house trained and would rather throw out dishes than actually clean them. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I have made my own bed less than ten times in my life and dont plan on starting now. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I have never grown up and still think that "pull my finger" is the funniest joke in world. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I am stubborn, dont play well with others and like to run with scissors. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. My favorite toy is an M80. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. Must not mind not having a mail box. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania.

**vegas2003** · 03-18-2003, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by angeleyes
Here is mine... http://www.jdate.com/default.asp?p

I'd like to find a nice, pretty Jewish girl-are there any hot girls on jdate?

**Cheshire** · 03-18-2003, 09:30 AM

okay, here's mine;

Seeking man with a big smile that's not afraid to share it often.
Must enjoy watching every major sport (including wrestling) and drinking beer (and not ridicule me for opting for a lite version ~ because I'm a girl).
Enjoys being cooked for on a daily basis, but willing to clean up after himself for the most part, and not leave dirty socks in the living room for three days.
Understands that toilet paper should be over, not under.
Established Playboy subscriber, as well as an additional (non-industry) magazine.
Tolerates occasional weeknights spent at home doing shots and having sloppy, dirty sex.
Has life aspirations and future plans, while still looking forward to just waking up by my side, to butterfly kisses or a blowjob.
Understands foreplay.
Lives life actively and seeks out new experiences, unafraid to throw himself into an unfamiliar situation.
Respects my mothers for their oddball ways, and my fathers for their dramatic natures. And me for being nothing like them...

**gothweb** · 03-18-2003, 09:41 AM

I no longer need to have a personal ad. As of last night, Vail and I officially have a girlfriend. It's been like being a teenager again.

**xxxdesign-net** · 03-18-2003, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire

Understands foreplay.

Damn... I was so close...

**dantheman** · 03-18-2003, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire
Tolerates occasional weeknights spent at home doing shots and having sloppy, dirty sex.

I think I can handle this

**asuna** · 03-18-2003, 09:58 AM

Understands that toilet paper should be over, not under.

under

**[Labret]** · 03-18-2003, 09:59 AM

wanted: me with titties.

**Zoe_Zoebaboe** · 03-18-2003, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by vegas2003
I'd like to find a nice, pretty Jewish girl-are there any hot girls on jdate?

Haha, im a pretty jewish girl, but im taken :P

**DatingGold** · 03-18-2003, 10:23 AM

post yers up on www.amateurmatch.com - its free.

**angeleyes** · 03-18-2003, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by vegas2003
I'd like to find a nice, pretty Jewish girl-are there any hot girls on jdate?

Yes there are a lot of pretty girls on Jdate. When I used to actually use my account there, I checked out the competition.

**foreverjason** · 03-18-2003, 10:38 AM

I'd like to find a nice, pretty Jewish girl-are there any hot girls on jdate?

OK STOP! If you guys were jewish you would know not to get a jewish girl. You would realize they all turned out like your mom (bitches!) Asians are the way to go.

PS I am jewish.

**angeleyes** · 03-18-2003, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by foreverjason

OK STOP! If you guys were jewish you would know not to get a jewish girl. You would realize they all turned out like your mom (bitches!) Asians are the way to go.

PS I am jewish.

Ouch!

...Well, I'm not Jewish either but still....
About 30% of the girls on Jdate aren't Jewish.

**Rictor** · 03-18-2003, 10:41 AM

Fat Married Guy seeks slutty barely legal teen for oral gratification. Must be available whenever wife is at work.

**The Porn Dude** · 03-18-2003, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by Cheshire
Understands foreplay.

I thought that was a myth. You know like the one about woman being able to have orgasms.

**Cheshire** · 03-18-2003, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by The Porn Dude
I thought that was a myth. You know like the one about woman being able to have orgasms.

Disqualified!

**fnet** · 03-18-2003, 01:57 PM

<a href="http://personals.nerve.com/personals/">Nerve</a>, but it's hidden.

**iggysick** · 03-18-2003, 02:00 PM

**-=HOAX=-** · 03-18-2003, 02:03 PM

Hoax - A 25 year old unknown comedian with a knack for the offbeat, laugh the night away shitfaced on colt .45. In addition to being on of the world's least well known unaspiring artists, he can also dance with an amazing zeal. Be it moonlit strolls in downtown searching for an open liquor store, or convulsing on the dusty floor of an all night club, you're sure to find a good time with this frenzied freak. His penchant for knocking up asian models screams prolific, but don't let him fool you ladies, he'll say anything to get in that ass!

HAHA I crack myself up...

**intellect** · 03-18-2003, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by DatingGold
post yers up on www.amateurmatch.com - its free.

Are you fucking kidding me? Can you go one thread without spamming your program? No class, no class at all

Everyone take note of this guy he will be gone within a year

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