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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    Funniest Nickname you've ever been refered to as.

    a couple of years ago I bought my first boat - and I sunk it. then I got a new bayliner runabout and I wrecked a bunch of props one after the other on rocks.
    People started calling me Captain Titanic.
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
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    • DarkJedi
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      • Feb 2001
      • 28301
      #2
      Girls call me Fred Flinstone. They love way i make their bedrock.

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        • Bored
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          • Feb 2002
          • 1011
          #3
          In my lifetime I've been called diffrent nicknames for various reasons.

          Egon (from ghostbusters, for my lame haircut in grade 6)

          Bear (I moved to a new town and some ass thought I looked like a koala bear)

          Claude (If your canadian and saw degrassi before, its the dude who shot himself. I had a goatee and a stash)
          If Satan Wore a Hairpeice, there would be HELL TOUPEE!!
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            • NetRodent
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              • Jan 2002
              • 3985
              #4
              I was called Satan in jr. high because I spent much of the time baiting religious fundamentalists.
              "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
              --H.L. Mencken

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                • B40
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7020
                  #5
                  The big sleep....cause I sleep a lot...or so it seems...people don't see me up at 3am working on sites...they only see me sleeping during the days

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                    • TheLastReploid
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 56
                      #6
                      I found out just a week ago, my friend's sister calls me "Danny with the big dick" to her friends. Like a title.

                      Haha.
                      No better confidence builder than finding out that.
                      "Hey, I'm Danny. Nice to meetcha."
                      "Oh! Danny with the big dick!"


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                        • XxXotic
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                          • Jun 2002
                          • 8500
                          #7
                          ignat - no i have no idea i think it was some cartoon or some shit back when my mom was a kid, she calls me that all the time
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                            • Snake Doctor
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                              • Mar 2001
                              • 13449
                              #8
                              Sharpshooter...............don't ask
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                                • imJason
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                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 1215
                                  #9
                                  in highschool

                                  I went skying in the woods, bushwacking is what its called,

                                  and I got caught in a stream adn my boats filled with water and my bindings came lose,

                                  and I had to walk out of the forest onto the sky slop and the lift was stoped for the day and the school log, rented for the trip was on the other site of the mountain,

                                  and I had to get a guy with a snow mobile to take me to the lodge,

                                  when I got there, I was 2 hours late and all wet, and cold and I was fumming,

                                  so I was bitching and saying you mother fuckers left me, and tryed to kill the 2 guys who left me there,

                                  and after the skuffel, the jokes started,

                                  I basically was starving and cooked a pogo in the microwave

                                  and for some reason that was funny after to fit I threw, liek a bitch

                                  so they started calling me pogo man,

                                  and radioactive man,

                                  and chantign you mother fuckers left me,

                                  and im gonna kill you mother fucker,

                                  and moking me,

                                  it was a fun trip and all in good fun, and I was mostly pissed and joking at the same time,

                                  but thats stupid pogo man, stuff stuck for a good month or two,

                                  especially with this one guy, who basically used it as my name for a while,

                                  so every day at lunch in line with my budy, he made called me pogo man,

                                  anyways , thats the story
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                                    • 421Fill
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 20659
                                      #10
                                      turbo.

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                                        • quiet
                                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                          • Sep 2001
                                          • 25115
                                          #11
                                          quite and quit

                                          cheers sleazy - it's st. paddy's - did you get some rye??
                                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                            • Tala
                                              Fucked if I know
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 23368
                                              #12
                                              In high-school was called FUBAR.

                                              After High-school, someone asked me what my name meant, so I told him, and from then on I was "Wolfe".

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                                                • Basher
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                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 1168
                                                  #13
                                                  well my surname is boyd so my nickname is "boydie"

                                                  but at work my friends call me basher on the account of a few fights i got into a while back

                                                  at school a guy in my form constantly called me "bonk" which developed into "boydie bonk"

                                                  and another guy constanly called me "beril" i never fuckin did find out why the fucking wierdo
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                                                    • Paul Markham
                                                      Too old to care
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 52942
                                                      #14
                                                      Used to be called Brandy by one of my girls friends.

                                                      She said it was because I was a good licker.



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                                                        • High Quality
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                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 5741
                                                          #15
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                                                            • xerox
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                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                              #16
                                                              xerox

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                                                                • NitroPhil
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                                                                  • Jun 2002
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                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • [Labret]
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                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 10945
                                                                      #18
                                                                      cubiclehadeen

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                                                                        • Seaz
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                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 773
                                                                          #19
                                                                          minuteman

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                                                                            • StuartD
                                                                              Sofa King Band
                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 29903
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Nothing compares to the local police calling me "the MaskedMan"
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                                                                                • 421Fill
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                  • 20659
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Seaz
                                                                                  minuteman
                                                                                  hehehe... man that musta sucked.

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                                                                                    • d0se
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                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                      • 1225
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Bored

                                                                                      Bear (I moved to a new town and some ass thought I looked like a koala bear)
                                                                                      Koalas are NOT bears they are marsupials. Entirely different origins.
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                                                                                        • mrthumbs
                                                                                          salad tossing sig guy
                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 11702
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          pinky

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                                                                                            • bhutocracy
                                                                                              Not making A Comeback
                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                              • 10218
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Bored

                                                                                              Claude (If your canadian and saw degrassi before, its the dude who shot himself. I had a goatee and a stash)
                                                                                              at least you woud've been nailing Kaitlin.

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                                                                                                • thatdykeliz
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                  • 1026
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  when I call my gf, and her mom asks who she's talking to, she says either "my Mistress" or "the dyke." When her brother calls, she either says "Pedro" (which is so totally not his name) or "my dealer."

                                                                                                  The funny thing is,her mom has begun to refer to me that way -- when I leave a message, she'll tell my girlfriend that "the dyke called, she says she misses you."

                                                                                                  As for her, her nickname is either Raymond or Ray. The first time she had chemo, she lost so much weight that she got fuzz (it's called lanugo, like newborn babies sometimes have) on her shoulders, so her brother started calling her FurryGirl, which mutated into Foo-ray Girl, into Foo-ray, into Ray and Raymond.
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                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      "Amp"

                                                                                                      lol... you wacky bastards....
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                                                                                                        • 421Fill
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                                                          • 20659
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by thatdykeliz
                                                                                                          when I call my gf, and her mom asks who she's talking to, she says either "my Mistress" or "the dyke." When her brother calls, she either says "Pedro" (which is so totally not his name) or "my dealer."

                                                                                                          The funny thing is,her mom has begun to refer to me that way -- when I leave a message, she'll tell my girlfriend that "the dyke called, she says she misses you."

                                                                                                          As for her, her nickname is either Raymond or Ray. The first time she had chemo, she lost so much weight that she got fuzz (it's called lanugo, like newborn babies sometimes have) on her shoulders, so her brother started calling her FurryGirl, which mutated into Foo-ray Girl, into Foo-ray, into Ray and Raymond.
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                                                                                                            • Dj Furious
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                              • 505
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Shit... ive had hundreds of nicknames thru the years..

                                                                                                              an insulting funny one was...

                                                                                                              brandon lee in his gay years...

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                                                                                                                • Va2k
                                                                                                                  I’m still alive barley.
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                  • 10060
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  In the last two years at the fire dept i was called puglesy from the adams family cause I got real fat and then one night I got real drunk and shaved my head bald went to work the next day and all hell broke loose. They had drawings and everything heheh

                                                                                                                  TOM

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                                                                                                                    • Dwreck
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                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                      • 7362
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Boneprone Calls me Derek Trout!! Cause my last is Smout and it rymes. I fucking hate it!


                                                                                                                      My buddies call me Smouter, Smut and LadyKiller( it's the same as calling the fat guy skinney) Im far from a playa!
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                                                                                                                        • foreverjason
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 1452
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Mine would have to be

                                                                                                                          Jason Strokes

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                                                                                                                            • dirtyone
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                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                              • 3706
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Hey you get your damn hands off my girlfriend before I beat the shit out of you.

                                                                                                                              Not really a nickname but close as I could get.

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                                                                                                                                • Cheshire
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 5738
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Chiquita ~ it was my nickname all through High School Water Polo.


                                                                                                                                  just a little bit naughty

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                                                                                                                                    • asuna
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                                                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 8743
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Velvet King

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                                                                                                                                        • sherie
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                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 7020
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          My mother used to refer to me as Jerry, as I reminded her of Seinfeld and now she and my brother call me McGyver(sp) cause I can fix just about anything, and lastly a few people were calling me Tyson, cause I snapped one night and kicked the shit out of this chick the same night the Tyson/Holyfield fight was on, about 6 years ago (not proud by any means)

                                                                                                                                          And then there is Princess go figure!

                                                                                                                                          And I am sure a few others that I don't know about LMAO
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                                                                                                                                            • Monique Niccole
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                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 5653
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Squirrel and The Monster

                                                                                                                                              Both given to me by an ex-boyfriend...the last one? I have no idea why

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                                                                                                                                                • DrGuile
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Bonk - for the video game character (TurboGraphix16) because I have a very big head.
                                                                                                                                                  That stopped when I knocked the guy out...

                                                                                                                                                  Grandma Guile - because I was wearing a hoodie on a cold winter night, it kinda made me look like a grandma...
                                                                                                                                                  That stopped when I knocked the guy out...


                                                                                                                                                  ...now people call me Sir ;)
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                                                                                                                                                    • Zoe_Zoebaboe
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Ok, names ive been called

                                                                                                                                                      Shorty- obvious
                                                                                                                                                      Chipmunk- because when im tickled I squeak
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                                                                                                                                                        • Heineken
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                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 134
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Heineken, guess why ?
                                                                                                                                                          I wish i had a website ...

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                                                                                                                                                            • asuna
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                                                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 8743
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
                                                                                                                                                              Ok, names ive been called

                                                                                                                                                              Butt sex girl- Dont ask, its not as amusing as you think

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                                                                                                                                                                • dirtdigger
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Rambo I hate that

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Funbrunette
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                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                                                                                                                                      Girls call me Fred Flinstone. They love way i make their bedrock.
                                                                                                                                                                      Hehehehe!
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 16015
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          arrogant narcisstic gold digging bitch I think it was ;)

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                                                                                                                                                                            • jimmyf
                                                                                                                                                                              OU812
                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 12651
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                                                              arrogant narcisstic gold digging bitch I think it was ;)
                                                                                                                                                                              WoW you still go by that nic Maybe you should just shorten it to Danger
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                                                                                                                                                                                • The Porn Dude
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  This did not happen to me. I was an oarsman in college (crew). There was this guy when I was a freshman who looked exactly like Ben Franklin. So you can guess what his nick name instanly became. He was a really good sport about it until one day he had a really bad practice and one of the varsity guys asked him how pracitce was. This is how it went.

                                                                                                                                                                                  Varsity: "Hey Ben how was practice?"
                                                                                                                                                                                  Ben : "You know I would rather be called Dick head than Ben Franklin."

                                                                                                                                                                                  Well I guess you can figure out what his nickname was for the next four years.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Rictor
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 12208
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      My last name is Dillman so I got called a lot of creative nick names in school:

                                                                                                                                                                                      dillpickle
                                                                                                                                                                                      dillmary
                                                                                                                                                                                      dildo
                                                                                                                                                                                      dillbread (I don't get this one)

                                                                                                                                                                                      But mostly people just called me Dillman. Never got called by my first name...it got confusing since I had two younger brothers also referred to by their friends as "Dillman".

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • foreverjason
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          "You know I would rather be called Dick head than Ben Franklin."
                                                                                                                                                                                          lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Butrflied
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                                                                                                                                              Chiquita ~ it was my nickname all through High School Water Polo.
                                                                                                                                                                                              Ahh you're a waterpolo girl? You just keep getting cooler. Many of my best friends are polo players.

                                                                                                                                                                                              I've never really had any nicknames .. I was Acura for a little bit in high school when I drove my parents car around, and cause it kinda sounds like Erica (real name).

                                                                                                                                                                                              Last weekend I got the nickname Scarica because of my bandaged fingers ..
                                                                                                                                                                                              ~Butrflied~

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Monique Niccole
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                                                                                  arrogant narcisstic gold digging bitch I think it was ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                                  ahhh...you too?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • asuna
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • May 2002
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Butrflied
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ahh you're a waterpolo girl? You just keep getting cooler. Many of my best friends are polo players.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      I've never really had any nicknames .. I was Acura for a little bit in high school when I drove my parents car around, and cause it kinda sounds like Erica (real name).

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Last weekend I got the nickname Scarica because of my bandaged fingers ..
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Ouch, what happend,
                                                                                                                                                                                                      oh and your so hot

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