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  • RedShoe
    赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
    • Feb 2001
    • 14831
    #1

    JUICY!!! please help me!

    Juicy... I don't know what else to do. I have extremely low self esteem. I think I'm fat and ugly. My doctor says I'm fat. My parents tell me I'm fat. I swear to GOD I look like Pat from Saturday Night Live and Jack Osbourne, combined.

    No joke. I used to look kinda like Peter Brady, but then I got fat.

    Will you help me get over this? Can you help me? Do you offer some kind of "build your self esteem" book... or training course? Or anything like that?

    I hope one day I have the courage to tell people I'm hot... until then I must remain hideous.

    I've seen people that are uglier than me, but because they dress nice, and cut their hair right, they appear to be handsome.

    I'm begging you. Help me.

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    • CCFool
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      • Sep 2003
      • 103
      #2
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        • TDF
          Triple OG nigga on GFY
          • Mar 2002
          • 27296
          #3
          beauty is confidence...if you dont have that son,you'll never be in the race
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            • RedShoe
              赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
              • Feb 2001
              • 14831
              #4
              Originally posted by toodamnfli
              beauty is confidence...if you dont have that son,you'll never be in the race
              I'm confident in my skills but not my looks. Handsome people get all the money, that's a fact. Beautiful people get paid more.

              Juicy, help me gain my confidence in my looks.

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                • Gemini
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                  • Jan 2001
                  • 7183
                  #5
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                    • juicylinks
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992
                      #6
                      Have no fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

                      Yes I am damb good looking, nothing I can do , God blessed me with it. Girls often are intimated to talk to me but I have to live with that.

                      Succulence: That is the essence of good lookiness

                      Red I do offer consulting services to achieve a higher level of succulence. Ill hit you up with details.

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                        • RedShoe
                          赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 14831
                          #7
                          I need succulence? Right now I think I'm just at suck.
                          help me get my ulence.

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                            • Voodoo
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                              • Sep 2002
                              • 10600
                              #8
                              Originally posted by RedShoe
                              I need succulence? Right now I think I'm just at suck.
                              help me get my ulence.
                              You just damn ugly. Get a paper bag to wear over your face.

                              "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                • RedShoe
                                  赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 14831
                                  #9
                                  HEy Voodoo.. do you drive a RangeRover with a license plate that says "VOODOO" on it? I saw it yesterday.

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                                    • Headless
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 26727
                                      #10
                                      This




















                                      Thread

















                                      IS
















                                      REALLY




















                                      GAY

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                                        • RedShoe
                                          赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 14831
                                          #11
                                          you mock my cry for help? Go Fuck YourSelf!

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                                            • Headless
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 26727
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by RedShoe
                                              you mock my cry for help? Go Fuck YourSelf!
                                              HAHAHHAA I'm sorry bro, I cant help but think that this thread is






































                                              GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                • Voodoo
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                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 10600
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                  HEy Voodoo.. do you drive a RangeRover with a license plate that says "VOODOO" on it? I saw it yesterday.
                                                  And you didn't snag the plate for me???? [IMG]http://www.*********.com/images/smilies/nonono.gif[/IMG]

                                                  Hey, when are we gonna hook up and do this ---->

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                                                  "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                    • Tofu
                                                      The Video Specialist
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 5615
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by RedShoe
                                                      I swear to GOD I look like Pat from Saturday Night Live and Jack Osbourne, combined.
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                                                        • PenisFace
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 3774
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by RedShoe


                                                          I'm confident in my skills but not my looks. Handsome people get all the money, that's a fact. Beautiful people get paid more.

                                                          Juicy, help me gain my confidence in my looks.

                                                          Dude, if your ugly, your ugly. Get over it. I'm ugly.. I don't really give a damn. If someone is going to judge me over my looks, they can say hi to the barrel of Mr. 9MM. Okay, maybe that was a little exaggerated... but they can still suck my hairy white nuts.
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                                                            • RedShoe
                                                              赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 14831
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by PenisFace



                                                              Dude, if your ugly, your ugly. Get over it. I'm ugly.. I don't really give a damn. If someone is going to judge me over my looks, they can say hi to the barrel of Mr. 9MM. Okay, maybe that was a little exaggerated... but they can still suck my hairy white nuts.
                                                              But I'm very superficial and shallow. I need people to like me for my looks. I have a horrible personality, so I need to have something to fall back on.

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                                                                • Headless
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                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 26727
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • reynold
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 51271
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Just two words:

                                                                      ATKINS DIET


                                                                      No sugar. No bread/rice/carbs. Drink lots of water. And watch the weight just sweat off you!

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