Two guys walk into a bathroom, one from the army and one from the navy. They both take a piss and afterwards the navy guy starts to walk out when the army guy says, "Wait, in the army they taught us to wash our hands after we piss." And the navy guy replies, "Well, in the navy they taught us not to piss on our hands."
Originally posted by Muff Two guys walk into a bathroom, one from the army and one from the navy. They both take a piss and afterwards the navy guy starts to walk out when the army guy says, "Wait, in the army they taught us to wash our hands after we piss." And the navy guy replies, "Well, in the navy they taught us not to piss on our hands."
So i guess the navy guys are smarter than the other guys? LOL
I think it's wierd that guys think their dick is so dirty that they have to wash their hands after touching it - yet would be quite happy for a lass to suck on it
Even if you washed your hands, if the last person to touch the door knob didn't you still get shit on your hands! I'm a freak when it comes to hygiene...I carry a little bottle of "curel" in my purse so I can disinfect my hands often...Since I've seen a show on how 90% of bacteria it carried by your hands, I'm a bit obessive compulsive about it!
Originally posted by Kat I think it's wierd that guys think their dick is so dirty that they have to wash their hands after touching it - yet would be quite happy for a lass to suck on it
Originally posted by Kat I think it's wierd that guys think their dick is so dirty that they have to wash their hands after touching it - yet would be quite happy for a lass to suck on it
It would make more sense to wash your hands before going to the washroom.
Think of the shit you touch through out the day and then you go and touch your penis...
1- go into restrooms
2-get 3 clean piece of paper, make sure you only touch one side
3-wash hand
4-use 1st piece of paper to turn off water
5-piss
6-wash hand
7-use 2nd piece of paper to turn off water
8-use 3rd piece of paper to open door
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