Scientists learn to cut sheep farts!

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  • JosephS
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 191

    #1

    Scientists learn to cut sheep farts!

    Yep it's true! CNN just ran a story about how scientists trying to reduce global warming caused by methane emissions found that feeding sheep fish oil reduces their farting by 20%!

    What? Did you think I meant that the scientists were passing sheep gass? LOL!
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  • AdultNex
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 8985

    #2
    Reduce global warming by how much? 0.0000000000000000000000000000142972%?

    I mean, please... Spend our tax dollars on something useful.

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    • G Sharp
      So Fucking Banned
      • May 2002
      • 1343

      #3
      Originally posted by AdultNex
      Reduce global warming by how much? 0.0000000000000000000000000000142972%?

      I mean, please... Spend our tax dollars on something useful.
      Actually, if you multiply this by the number of sheep in the world plus if they can successfully apply this to cattle heards the gas reduction could be quite substantial.

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      • lightening
        Registered User
        • Mar 2003
        • 85

        #4
        but who really wants to calculate sheep and gas?

        Lunarcash is giving away the moon!
        Literally!

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        • G Sharp
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2002
          • 1343

          #5
          Originally posted by lightening
          but who really wants to calculate sheep and gas?
          Same question you should ask the Dept of Agriculture standards writers who calculate how much parts of bug excrement per million parts of food is acceptable. Esoterica as it may seem, there's always a niche in the government bureaucratic machinery that would have this number.

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