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  • Brad-Wishing
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 2415

    #51
    Originally posted by hershie
    The new Sherrif has arrived.
    Chasing away all the NASTY trash and FLASH.
    He makes them beg like WEG in EPIC fashion.
    He only uses gold bullets, PLATINUM and SILVER are for pussies.
    He fights for webmasters and will convert for them at LIGHTSPEED.
    He makes ADULT and child alike beg for his favor.
    You are a PURE ARS if you don't bow to his power.
    Don't be a HAWG with your traffic, time to MAKE BLING with the new PORNKING in town.
    If you are a newb he will GIGA-deputize you; already have INSITE, he will fix your focus LENS and convert you over to the light and you will JOIN RIGHT NOW.
    Only a PIBsqueak SIC OX would challenge his authority.
    He ain't MEDIUM PIMPIN; he's MAX'ing out on the conversions and the real MEGA PORN BUCKeneer.
    Is he a FANTASYMAN, heck no, they call him QUICKBUCK.


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    • anidifranco
      So Fucking Banned
      • Feb 2003
      • 711

      #52
      I need an upgrade for my QUICKbooks, it can't handle the GIGAbites of money I'm making.

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      • Xplicit
        Confirmed User
        • May 2003
        • 3558

        #53
        QUICKAGIGA ROCK GIGAQUICK





        lame.

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        • Hooper
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2001
          • 2210

          #54
          You QuickGuys & QuickGals are comin up with some seriously good shit!!!!

          Dude It's gonna take me more than a quick minute to choose a winner!
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          • Gemini
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2001
            • 7183

            #55
            Theres a solution Hoop...

            Get offa few more QuickBucks than was your Standard! lol
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            • JulianSosa
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2003
              • 3042

              #56
              I always cumQUICK when I fuck a GIGGA

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              • OzMan
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2003
                • 9162

                #57
                I know whenever I need a refreshing break I always reach for a bottle of QUICK Cola. I tried Mr PIBb once but it left a nasty after taste in my mouth and also, the next morning even though I am not gigaGAY, it felt like my ARS had been reamed?

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                • Wiseman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 2990

                  #58
                  I am a QUICKfUCK till I get DRUNK then I bust into that PUSSY with my MASSIVE PYTHON and let her know why PIB!
                  [*]E-mail: [email protected][*]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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                  • XxXotic
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 8500

                    #59
                    this thread is on the QUICK track to being GIGA-Gay
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                    • SlutFinder
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2273

                      #60
                      QUICKdollars - GIGAhollers


                      hmm i think ill stick to running sites lol
                      Legit mailing and optin databases -
                      Adult,Casino&Pharmacy.
                      ICQ: 272-745-001 - EMail:[email protected]

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                      • fuzebox
                        making it rain
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 22353

                        #61
                        This thread is QUICKly becoming NASTY.
                        QUICK, bump it so it's back on TOP!

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                        • Kimmykim
                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 16015

                          #62
                          I vote for hershie.

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                          • HS-Trixxxia
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 2946

                            #63
                            Originally posted by GrimShawn
                            Quickbuck not converting? GIGAplease! push taxicams make some quickbucks and get some quickfucks
                            Sounds good....but I'd change the 'QUICKfucks' to either 'QUICKies' or 'get a taste of some 'QUICKchickies'

                            Aaaahhhhhh I don't know.....

                            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                            Patrizia
                            COO - MassiveDollars
                            Email: patrizia at MassiveDollars dot com
                            ICQ: 465.826.441 Yahoo: trixxxia_me MSN: trixxxia at hotmail dot com

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                            • HS-Trixxxia
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 2946

                              #64
                              Originally posted by hershie
                              The new Sherrif has arrived.
                              Chasing away all the NASTY trash and FLASH.
                              He makes them beg like WEG in EPIC fashion.
                              He only uses gold bullets, PLATINUM and SILVER are for pussies.
                              He fights for webmasters and will convert for them at LIGHTSPEED.
                              He makes ADULT and child alike beg for his favor.
                              You are a PURE ARS if you don't bow to his power.
                              Don't be a HAWG with your traffic, time to MAKE BLING with the new PORNKING in town.
                              If you are a newb he will GIGA-deputize you; already have INSITE, he will fix your focus LENS and convert you over to the light and you will JOIN RIGHT NOW.
                              Only a PIBsqueak SIC OX would challenge his authority.
                              He ain't MEDIUM PIMPIN; he's MAX'ing out on the conversions and the real MEGA PORN BUCKeneer.
                              Is he a FANTASYMAN, heck no, they call him QUICKBUCK.
                              GREAT one......I'd add...... 'they call him QUICKBUCK so have no fear' (Nowadays....we're all afraid) :-)

                              OHHHH and I'm at post 999!!!!!!

                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                              Patrizia
                              COO - MassiveDollars
                              Email: patrizia at MassiveDollars dot com
                              ICQ: 465.826.441 Yahoo: trixxxia_me MSN: trixxxia at hotmail dot com

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                              • Hooper
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 2210

                                #65
                                i'll give that a QuickBump ;-)
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                                • JFK
                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 67373

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                                  This thread will QUICKfall to the second GIGApage
                                  Ok a Quickbump for mankind, from the Gigaravages of the second page

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                                  • feN
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 2547

                                    #67
                                    a QUICK buck is better than a GIGAfuck

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                                    • anidifranco
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 711

                                      #68
                                      Hey you, sittin over there
                                      Say what?
                                      You better get up out of your chair
                                      That's right
                                      And work your traffic down
                                      Yeahhh...
                                      No time to funk around, cause we gon....
                                      QUICK, you, right on up
                                      So get up, get a move on, and get your sales on
                                      It's A-N-I the spectacular
                                      In a trade I go for your neck so call me Dracula
                                      As I drain a GIGA's jugular vein
                                      and maintain to leave blood stains so don't complain
                                      Keepin it real, enables me to make another meal
                                      Still, GIGAz run up and try to steal at will
                                      But get popped like PIBcash
                                      I wipe GIGAz off the face of the Earth since birth
                                      I been a bad GIGA, now let me tell you what I'm worth
                                      More than a Stealth bomber, I cause drama
                                      The enforcer, sales flows like a flying saucer
                                      Or a 747 jet, never forget
                                      I'm that nigga that keeps the sponsors' panties wet
                                      The sales gets smoked, once you hear the QUICK kick
                                      With ratios so funky, they come with a Speed Stick
                                      So check the traffic that I'm bringin
                                      The motherfuckin A-N-I, will keep their
                                      motherfuckin registers ringin


                                      One-two for the board, three-fo' for the dough
                                      Five for the sig hoes, six-seven-eight for QuickCash
                                      Mad GIGAz about to feel the full effect of intellect
                                      So I can collect respect, plus a check
                                      Now I fin' to, get into, my mental will take care of this business I need
                                      to attend to cuz my rent's due
                                      And this porn shit's my meal ticket
                                      So you goddamn right I'm gonna kick it, or get evicted
                                      I bring terror like Stephen King
                                      A fly webhost, runnin GIGAz over like Christine
                                      When I rock the spot with the traffic I got
                                      I sell plenty of ass, so call me an astronaut
                                      As I blast past another GIGA's ass that thought he was strong
                                      But I smoke him like grass, just like Cheech and Chong
                                      When I flow, GIGAz know, it's time to take a hike
                                      Cause I grab the traffic and click my mouse like a dyke
                                      I got stats to keep you enchanted
                                      Produce a statscreen with the funky numbers to keep your sales slanted
                                      So check the traffic that I'm bringin
                                      The motherfuckin A-N-I, will keep their motherfuckin registers ringin


                                      Debonair with flair, I scare board whores
                                      without a care, runnin shit as if I was a mayor
                                      But I ain't no politician, no competition
                                      Sendin all opposition to see a mortician
                                      I'm up front, never in the back drop
                                      Step on stage and get faded just like Adult Check
                                      Your stats look like you bought em at PIB N Go
                                      Ani came to wax you so, just call me Mop N Glow
                                      Many tried to, but just can't rock with
                                      Your ratios have to be pure chocolate
                                      Your chances of shavin' me are slim, G
                                      Cause I rock from summer til Santa comes down the chimney
                                      Ho ho ho, and so, as I continue to flow
                                      Cause yo, I'm just a fly webhost
                                      So, check the traffic that I'm bringin'
                                      The motherfuckin A-N-I will keep their motherfuckin registers ringin.

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                                      • skillfull
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 4716

                                        #69
                                        this thread is GIGAgay, fuck this waste of time, im returning making QUICKbucks
                                        mind at underdark dot cc
                                        SEO Analyst
                                        Thunder-Ball.net - Member

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                                        • anidifranco
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 711

                                          #70
                                          Who won?

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                                          • MiniMang
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 58

                                            #71
                                            First of all i hate them both... they're mang chungs... second they dont have shit for traffic... they're french and canadian... and they degrade Womangs

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                                            • xmovieparad
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2003
                                              • 181

                                              #72
                                              I busted a GIGAload at the QUICKymart

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                                              • Wiseman
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 2990

                                                #73
                                                GIGAbump this QuickBuck thread
                                                [*]E-mail: [email protected][*]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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                                                • 420
                                                  cuck
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 11571

                                                  #74
                                                  quickbuck sucks giga-ass
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                                                  • Hooper
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 2210

                                                    #75
                                                    420, you been sniffin too much whiteout.

                                                    The winner was just announced here: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=207991
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                                                    • InsaneGreen
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 996

                                                      #76
                                                      sorry if it sucks... i was born white...

                                                      i know son, you said this threads done
                                                      but gimmie a minute to have my fun
                                                      thats right, shits tight, sittin at home on a fridaynight
                                                      tryna get paid cuz it helps me get laid
                                                      no 9 to 5, just 2 pcs and a 80 gig harddrive
                                                      doin what it takes to keep my sites alive...
                                                      hosting bills,penis pills
                                                      whatever it takes to get warm meals
                                                      fuck workin at wendys, im exploiting mindys and cindys
                                                      im post whore free, but thats just me
                                                      some fools here started 15 threads on my screen
                                                      they aint makin green, theyre stayin clean
                                                      only gettin paid by the post they make
                                                      that shits gay if i may say
                                                      time for somethin new, somethin fresh and clean
                                                      i need a new program to supply my bling
                                                      been on the hunt, just found what i want
                                                      with pimp ass sites, converting like fuck
                                                      just what i need to make a quick buck
                                                      or 2, or 3, but not just one
                                                      and now my friends, this thread is done!
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                                                      • Jive
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 1449

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Hooper
                                                        Whoever comes up with the best cutdown involving QUICKbuck vs GIGAwhatever or any other sponsor with an ego wins $100 Bucks By Paypal On Friday at Noon. Winner Will Be announced.

                                                        Examples:
                                                        My QUICKcock is bigger than your GIGAweenie
                                                        OKAY! MY QUICKSHIT IS WAY BIGGER THAN THAT GIGA-CHUNKY i LEFT IN YOUR TOILET LAST NIGHT?

                                                        hoops you still suck!

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                                                        • sixxxth_sense
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 2430

                                                          #78
                                                          im tooo stoned of a newb for this shit...

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                                                          • JamesK
                                                            hi
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 16731

                                                            #79
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                                                            • mrmovie
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                              • 396

                                                              #80

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