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Originally posted by hershie
The new Sherrif has arrived.
Chasing away all the NASTY trash and FLASH.
He makes them beg like WEG in EPIC fashion.
He only uses gold bullets, PLATINUM and SILVER are for pussies.
He fights for webmasters and will convert for them at LIGHTSPEED.
He makes ADULT and child alike beg for his favor.
You are a PURE ARS if you don't bow to his power.
Don't be a HAWG with your traffic, time to MAKE BLING with the new PORNKING in town.
If you are a newb he will GIGA-deputize you; already have INSITE, he will fix your focus LENS and convert you over to the light and you will JOIN RIGHT NOW.
Only a PIBsqueak SIC OX would challenge his authority.
He ain't MEDIUM PIMPIN; he's MAX'ing out on the conversions and the real MEGA PORN BUCKeneer.
Is he a FANTASYMAN, heck no, they call him QUICKBUCK.
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WINNER
Don't even continue the contest.
WINNER
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