Spammers Crack Me Up!

ya don't wanna piss off a spammer too much.. next thing you know his new return is your email addy....

That sounds like something a pussy spammer would do - go figure*

d*

Yes, and its a pain in the ass I'm sure

You are a fucking idiot. This dumb shit mail bombed me the other day. He also mail bombed someone else I know. I hope you do it to me again, I got a little suprrise for ya. He thinks I'm a spammer but I don't have the time. But I do know a few. You also even went so far as to spam a site and put the providers from address in the spams. You are a spammer, your just too damn stupid to even know it.

Nearly everyone on this board is a spammer and your too stupid to even know it. Some will admit it, most keep it to themselves. Some are not and outspoken.

Am I a spammer to?

I don't know but if I did, I'd leave that up for you to say.

I'm not one

*I* must be a 'sleep-spammer' then.

Can't wait until I 'sleep-turn-myself-in-tp-sponsors' mode kicks in!

If you got mail from me it was because you are a fucking spammer and your shit ended up in my mailbox. I dont' "mail-bomb" people just for no fucking reason.

If you want to get mail from me again - continue to send me your fucking spam. If you dont' want to hear from me again - delete my email address from your spam mailing list. Even an idiot with half a brain cell can understannd this. If you cannot - get that spamming buddy of yours to explain it to you -



D*

Hey dean i know you are very against spam and thats cool you have the right to your opinion... But how do you know your repling to the right person..

I mean ive talked to alot of spammers through the years and not one of them actually will send you a spam with a email address that leads back to them.. So im just wondering how do you know your not spamming some poor guy or women or child with a nasty replie that might not of done anything..

The reason i ask is becuase i look at all spam and like to see the headers. Just wondering if you can give me a tip on how your actually know its them ?

Oh ya you just spammed the board with your pic
die spammer

I guess your a little bit of a spammer too j/k

First, I said nearly everyone. I didn't say everyone. So why is everyone finding it necessary to say they are not? Most here are.

Dean, I hate to tell you this, but I barely read anything you send. But here is a message you sent me. I read the first line and thought all your friends should see your threat to mail bomb me.

Dude -

if you think that was a mail-bomb - your in for a very big surprise if I continue to get fucking spam that leads to websites that you host. You should have gotten the message by now - I am not going to set here and let you "or" your fucking hosting customers spam me with your bullshit. I have no use for it and will not let you get away with it.

No, you may not have been the one to actually send the spam - but as far as I'm concerned your just as guilty as the cocksuckers who did it. The spam led me to a website that you are hosting - guilty, guilty, guilty. Also the fact that you have done nothing to stop your customers from spamming me - tells me that you have no intention of doing anything about it and if that is the case - that's fine. If you want to continue this bullshit, we'll continue to play.

Your comment about everyone on this board being a spammer - what the fuck difference does that make? Your the only fucking spammer that I'm concerned with right now and the only mother fucker who doesn't seem to get the message. The message should be loud and clear by now - YOU WILL NOT CONTINUE TO SPAM ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT. I CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE JUST AS FUCKING MISERABLE AS YOU CAN MAKE MINE. IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TO FUCK WITH ME IN THIS MANNER - WE WILL ROCK.

STOP THE SPAM AND YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN. CONTINUE TO SPAM ME (OR ALLOW YOUR CUSTOMERS TO SPAM ME) AND YOU WILL HEAR FROM ME AGAIN - AND AGAIN - AND AGAIN - AND AGAIN.

Oh yea...and one last thing. I have shot a lot of girls in my years of shooting and not one of them has been underage. I have all the ID's to prove this. So, when you think you have information on me that the FBI would be intersted in knowing, you make the call. When I explain to them that your just a no-good for nothing spamming pussy mother fucker who doesn't have a life and who got mad at me for giving him a little taste of his own medicine (spam) - they will see you for what you really are. And if this ever get's to that point......well, believe me - this will come back to haunt you in a BIG fucking way

Are you really in Memphis? I lived in Memphis for over 30 years before moving to LA just a few years ago - and I make frequent trips back south to visit the family and friends. I would have no problem with making an appearance at your place of business to discuss this with you in person if that's what it's going to take. As a matter of fact, I will be in the Memphis/Southaven area in late May. If you are in Bartlett - I am happy to make the short trip around I-240 for a brief visit. Is that satisfactory for you?

You need to get back to me to let me know how you wish to handle this. I am tired of you and/or your customers spamming me - is this clear? Do something about it now before it's too late. How much more clearer does it need to get before you understand it?

Have a great fucking day -

Dean*

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Dean, I'm too old for you testorone filled non-sense. I'd rather eat puke than meet you. You remind me of the Anti abortoinist that kill doctors. I'm going to see if my friend still has those links.

You are a child, an amature, oh, you called me a name. I'm so crushed.

I'm not a spammer, well not curretnly, he THINKS I hosted someone that was on the same server that I one of my sites are on. An inactive site at that. I'm not stupid enough to sell bulk hositng on the same server I host my web pages on.

I suck at spamming or I'd be doing it. I know many making $1500 a day.

I've got the guts to say what I do, Dean likes to attack from the darkness and is furious that I've exposed him with his own words.

Good old SPAM.

I used to get spammed four times daily from this one company that had a farm animal site. I emailed them, explained to them that I am an adult webmaster, and got no response.

So I emailed their billing company in some third world country, and they told me that there was nothing they could do. Again, I explained to them that I'm an adult webmaster and I shoot my own fucking content. Notta.

So I forwarded all of my email to their support email address. Boy did they bitch about that!

Dean -- an amateur?

heh, you haven't seen his pics thenq

Dean you go boy Get them bastards

up with spam, down with dopes like you that have nothing better to do then argue with them. click the fucking remove link for christs sake, or put the email sending domain on block. or better yet. just delete,

cry baby!

1.) The email that claims to be from Dean obviously isn't. He just doesn't write anything like that. (Plus, I don't see a huge spample at the end... ;) )

2.) Forces perspective kicks ass. What kinda lens you using? You seem to have a lot of those shots.

For all the spammers on GFY, heres a great template to use when a clueless idiot like Dean emails you, courtesy of the members area inside the spam board, spamtraffic.com.

This email cracks me up every time I read it:

Dear Anti-Spam FuckHead,

Where do I start. First, I will start by letting you know that this response is a "cut and paste" job. I only wasted my valuable time ONCE to write this. Unlike you, who obviously have absolutely social life beyond your monitor screen. Apparently not even smart enough to know that all your bitching and belly-acheing about that awful, intrusive, disgusting, spam you are so vehemently opposed to have done, and will do no real good. Want proof? Ask yourself, you bumbleheaded dimwit, has the amount of spam you receive decreased even in the slightest even with ALL your bitching? Nope. We bulker 's are like Indian cocharoaches (from India you stupid piece of shit), we "reincarnate" automatically! Kill us here and we just pop up there. You know, like the Dutch boy at the dike. It's gotta be frustrating for you geek sons-of-bitches. You just must have plenty of work to keep you busy.

I don't know if any actual bulker has taken the time to tell you why we bulk? Here it is. We know 99% of the people trash our info. But it's the 1% of 20 million respondents (200,000 interested prospects) BUY our customers stuff. Last week, I personally made $7,500 on just 5 runs of 1 million ($1500 per million in case your calculator is stuck up your ass). Since I alone can put out 5 million single-handedly in 1 hour with 15 machines online, that means I earned that money in just ONE hour! Ask yourself, when was the last time YOU made $7,500 in a week. I average approximately $26K to $28K a month, every month! And I sleep in a $500K home, drive a brand new 2003 Lincoln Navigator with a personalized plate that resembles "YESSPAM" (NO... that's not exactly it. I'm not as stupid as you are). You however, I picture in a dismal, sick little fucking existence. You know what tells me you are such a worthless, stupid fucker? You aren't smart enough to know you are doing no real good. You're just a minor pain in the ass. Now listen up you geek maggot, we have decided after all this time to take the same proactive response you have. Only for us it's a snap. Obviously, your thinking "How did these people get my REAL e-mail address and not my "bait" address? I tell you. Hmmmm... let's see. Maybe it was a mole in the upstream provider somewhere? Jeez, do I want you to start thinking twice "Could the people I'm complaining to be a secret member of our newly-formed P.F.F.S.S (Proponents For Free Speech Society)? Could be. You're thinking... "Why me?" I'll tell you. You, unlike your anti-spam brethren, have been able to publicly prove your undeniable talent to run a traceroute. You've been labeled a trouble making "traceroute geek!" Unlike your buddies who miss the upstream, they end up in our "verified" lists. YOU, on the other hand are a different story. You're fucked. We have put out the word out to the 100 largest "bulk-friendly" ISP's, web host providers, and other bulker that we know. A group of free speech proponents that could give a flying fuck about those jack-booted Nazi's at C.A.U.C.E, Sam Spade, or the RBL! We have complied the 100 Most Wanted Geek List. Hey, and you should feel very "special" because you have obviously made the list!

Here's the game plan. You need to close this e-mail address right now and start another one. I know, I know it's a hassle. Well, touche mother fucker! Here's our little two part plan.

Stage One: Use your e-mail address as a remove and undeliverable bounce link for a boring, bogus piece of tripe about giving away FREE spamming software! Let's see about 20 t0 25 MILLION (just five sending hours for me), that outta get LOTS of "friendly" responses from your "traceroute impaired"

brethren. You're going to be downloading trash for fucking WEEKS!! Stage Two: If that doesn't force you to close the account and open a new one, we will direct a 10 million e-mail blast (takes me just about enough time to press "Send" and get in 9 holes) directly to your box with a throw-away dial up account (Registered to: John Yahootie), sent through a blind relay in Uganda (for added protection), in file sizes of 1K (so you cannot block it by size), random numbers and characters subject headers (ex: nxcvrdfgy54re) so you can't block it by subject key words, and random character messages (no body blocking). Think that outta be hard to block? We do! ;-) Are you getting the picture? You've fucked with the wrong people now you son-of-a-bitch?

Plus, once we kill this address, we know you'll probably wise up and get a disposable account next time. Hey, but ask yourself "Is a legitimate upstream provider going really take "[email protected]" seriously? Don't think so. For them to seriously consider your belly-acheing your going to have to give them are a "real" person at Earthlink, Mindsping, AOL, or the like address. We know that and you know that. So, when one of our secret members get that one, they pass it to us at our "National Geek Registry."

Then, it's... "Yee Ha, doe-se-doe, here we go again!" We'll kill that one too! Ain't it a bitch to think the very people you may be complaining to could very well be "ratting you out" to us? Here's the solution for you, you maggot. We're killing this e-mail address nothing can stop that. However, if in the future you want to avoid this type of "special treatment" you can wise up, dickhead. Here's our advise: 1. Get A Fucking Life

2. Lose The Pocket Protectors

3. Lower The Hem Of Your Pants

4. Buy Some Clearasil

5. And Most Importantly: Get that boney little finger outta your ass and start using it on the DELETE key like 99.99% of the normal people on the Internet.

You follow these guidelines and we'll take you off our list. It's as simple and as easy as that.

Some parting thoughts:

Thought 1: Do you think the upstream providers really "like or appreciate"

your fucking complaints? Here's the answer. What are they in business for you stupid fuck? To make money. Do you help them make money or lose money? Here's the truth. They LOSE money on your ass. They have to dedicate a person to handling your shit. They can't stand your whining ass... you moron! But because the atmosphere on the net is as such they MUST at least try to respond to you otherwise their backbone, who basically hold them hostage, may cut off their pipe if they don't. If ATT, UUNet, C&W, MCI and Sprint changed their policy tomorrow that they could give a fuck about you * of one percenters, they would trash your complaints faster than you jerk off to the porn sites you so regularly visit. You're probably at the porn sites so much the porn sites put a fucking CAKE not a cookie on your hard drive! Thought 2: Face it. Look at reality, you are the SAME fucking creeps that bitched about "NO Commercialization of the Internet' in the early 90's. What good did it do? Nada, Zilch, Zero. Do you think the minds on Madison Avenue don't realize that awesome potential of bulk e-mail advertising? Sure they do! But they are bidding their time because of the 60% of U.S. households who own a computer, only 25% of that 60% are Internet connected. Get it. The market isn't big enough yet. What do you think that is going to happen when 95% of U.S. households are connected? That's right all the major retailers are going to say "FUCK YOU WHINERS RIGHT IN THE ASS!" You, small, small, small group of fuckers are not going to stand between these major retailer and billions of dollars of online sales. Don't you even see that you moronic bastard? It really doesn't require a rocket scientist mentality! I give it another 5 years at most. Hell, with the $400 instant rebates, even Joe, the bolt twisting mechanic, is getting a computer "fur the youngins!"

Well, that it. You've been warned. Consider this e-mail account past history. As they said in Atlanta a while back... "Let the games begin!"

Sincerely,
The P.F.F.S.S
Proponents For Free Speech Society

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Well maybe I made up these headers too. i had resecue the message from my spam filters but there's pleant here to show ou were it came from.

Received: from [removed] by mail.********** with ESMTP
(SMTPD32-7.04) id AEAD1D0092; Sun, 16 Mar 2003 16:37:49 -0500
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 15 Mar 2003 07:22:16 -0000
From: "Dean Capture*" <[email protected]>
To: <admin@**********>
Subject: Your Post on GoFuckYourself.com :::
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
Priority: 3
X-SpamKiller-Forwarded: Y
X-RCPT-TO: <admin@i**********>
Status: R
X-UIDL: 346584989

like I said.. don't piss off spammers

Bringing down a "bulletproof" host: 5 mins - 5 hours, depending on the method.

Hey punkworld,

just curious where you pulled that from?

- pentae

You don't believe me, do you?

One method:

Step 1: gather servers with security holes. Many around, even the old unpatched IIS servers which you can gather with a 10-line bash script. Several minutes to gather enough.
Step 2: ddos attack.

So easy everyone - and I do mean everyone - could do it.

Yea I remember that post on ST. Dean doesn't seem to understand or be hearing me. He threatened a mail bomb. Maybe he missed the part where I can send 500K an hour or maybe he hasn't realized that I could go find several people that can mail a million an hour to address any mailbomb he sent me.

Truth is though, I'm a professional and I wont respond that way. I probably should have never responded to him in the first place, but I wanted his friend to know that he is, in fact a spammer. He forges headers, I guess it's to each tocall him what you want. To me, he's a spammer.

HAHAHAHA are you kidding?? That guys a complete Idiot. If you even believe 1/2 the garbage he wrote in that post your a ding o ling.

please enlighten us and tell me which part is bullshit?
the part about 1million emails an hour?
the fact we are friends with other mailers who like to get back at ppl who act like pussies?
the fact spammers do it for the money?

what happen, spoke too soon?

I hope you still answer my questions, ding o ling

Pentae

whats more illegal, dos attacks or spamming?

I think the feds will be knocking on your door first

DeanCapture, people like u make me laugh... and it doesn't metter if you shoot for oliver or not, i dont give a fuck, really..

If you are very stupid, you'll get caught, yes. However, as you probably are fully aware of, it is quite easy to stay anonymous and not get caught.
And no, they won't launch a huge international investigation just because some spammers got ddos-ed (or other things).

cause you don't want to piss them off!

i just wanna throw this in the air and not pointing a finger at anyone

but the true anti-spammer's are real crazy

I have read some of these newsgroups and it amazes me the amount of time and energy they use to go after them.

i have read about stalking, disclosing personal information, digging up financial records, death threats, killing their kids

its pretty scary, they take spam really personal

the anti's can do whatever they want
I'll always find a new host who'll take my money and let me spam
so while you cry and bitch about a couple of extra emails a day, I'll be out partying my ass of with money I made from spamming...

spam=$$$

perv, haha true that ....

what a waste of time...

yeah its funny... money makes the world go round... you cant beat a good spammer because too many people are ready to take their money or allow them to make money for them... people who waste time going after spammers are a joke... all you end up doing is wasting your time... spam isnt going away

does anyone else find it ironic that this guy posed a spammy pic in his anti-spammer thread?

I would agree that that is uncalled for. I my self would complain about multpile SPAMS in the same day. That's just STUPID to do. There are right ways and worng ways to do everything. I would not host anyone that did this kind of thing.

People I host are required to honor optouts too. It's not a problem for those that have sense enough to be in the business. Proffessionals don't have the time to send to people that are not intersted. They don't want to create problems and will take the steps to prevent it.

somehow I knew you would post a picture with your rant.

yeah death to spammers.

Yes some are totally nuts.

It's a power trip to get a site shut down. Generally that happens to bulkers that are new in the industry. Newbies learn pretty quick or give up.

I've been stalked. Guy was really talking tuff till I sent him pictures of himself. Then all of a sudden it wasn't really him that sent me those messages.

SPAM is it so bad? Do you have to take it out to the street once aweek? Do I send you CD's that will takes many years to decompose and when they do release toxins into the air? Did it take a single strand of bark for someone to send it? Does it fill up your trash or make it nearly impossible to get the mail out of your post office box? Think about it.....

Back in the mid 90's, I couldn't figure out why everyone was complaining about SPAM. Now I've seen people making money off SPAM by being against it. I just love that one. Who would hate SPAM? AOL. Why? Because it takes their bandwidth. BS. I don't get this, you stick a computer out on the Internet and it's designed to accept traffic from anyone, why then complain when I send you traffic. Privacy? That's insane. I've not released your information to anyone else. Oh, I bothered a moment of your exsistance by sending you something? Then don't get on a network intended to communicate with anyone.

But where did this anti SPAM mood originate? Could it be AOL and other big ISP don't much like it? Why would they not like it?
Hmmm, now if I can send you a message, I don't have to pay AOL or others for their Advertising? Ahhhh, am I in competition with them AOL? Hmmm, they have 30 million subscribers and lots of attorney's. "I" can deliever cheap advertising keeping the consumers cost down, while AOL and others have dreams of charging Super Bowl type advertising fees.

Its really not very hard to stop SPAM from getting into your mail box, but there are quite a few people out there that want it. If not, there wouldn't be people making a lot of money by sending it. As long as there is a demand, the demand will be fed.

What happens when someone takes a spammer down? They loose a litlte money for a few hours. What does that mean? They will work harder to get more e-mails out to make up that loss.

Dean you seem like a dipshit to me... you get spammed so you turn around and mailbomb him.. Doesn't that make you a spammer too?

And as far as those spammer revenge tactics go, not only are they true, they are understated as well. I've done all that and then some to assholes complainers like you.

Oh yeah and then you market your photos under your spam complaint.. again your a spammer and quite a funny guy.