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  • Cindyff
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    • Sep 2002
    • 1187

    #1

    What a pile of Shit

    Offbeat News
    Friday, March 14, 2003
    Three Die Retrieving Phone from Latrine




    NAIROBI (Reuters) - Three Kenyans died trying to retrieve a mobile phone that slipped down an open-pit latrine while its owner answered a call of nature, a newspaper reported on Friday.

    Anxious to recover her phone, the owner in the coastal town of Mombasa offered 1,000 shillings ($13.09) to anyone who would recover it, the Daily Nation said.

    Well over half the Kenyan population of 30 million people lives on less than $1 a day.

    The first to try -- a 30-year-old radio technician -- failed to resurface after disappearing down a ladder into the latrine.

    His friend went after him but slipped and fell. The third casualty, trying to rescue the others, was hauled out of the pit by neighbors after he inhaled the fumes and lost consciousness.

    The man was rushed to hospital but died on the way.

    "The fumes inside must be extremely poisonous considering the short time it was taking to disable the retrievers," acting Mombasa police chief Peter Njenga was reported as saying.

    The Daily Nation said police prevented a fourth man from climbing into the latrine and the search for the phone was eventually abandoned.

  • asuna
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 8743

    #2
    Whats a Latrine

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    • Cindyff
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2002
      • 1187

      #3
      Are you kidding

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      • Dveron
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        • Dec 2002
        • 2794

        #4
        Originally posted by asuna
        Whats a Latrine
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        • dantheman
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          • May 2002
          • 3308

          #5
          you have to be shitting me

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          • lightening
            Registered User
            • Mar 2003
            • 85

            #6
            how do you drop a phone into a latrine....I mean i dont go dropping my cell phone into toilets

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            • DearAbby
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 979

              #7
              Dam... sad but funny at the same time.

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              • stanton
                So Fucking Banned
                • Jun 2002
                • 2640

                #8
                they all died in pile of shit

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                • Machete_
                  WINNING!
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14579

                  #9
                  I used to live on a farm, and alway heard the storeis about farmers climbing down in a empty used pisstank (from the animals) and died from the fumes, so it could be true - but i wouldent bet on it.

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                  • sexyclicks
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 3240

                    #10
                    I remember a story about a whole family dying like that.
                    First the father went and after the son to help him and after another son....

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                    • aztecvision
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 979

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Cindyff
                      Offbeat News
                      Friday, March 14, 2003
                      Three Die Retrieving Phone from Latrine




                      NAIROBI (Reuters) - Three Kenyans died trying to retrieve a mobile phone that slipped down an open-pit latrine while its owner answered a call of nature, a newspaper reported on Friday.

                      Anxious to recover her phone, the owner in the coastal town of Mombasa offered 1,000 shillings ($13.09) to anyone who would recover it, the Daily Nation said.

                      Well over half the Kenyan population of 30 million people lives on less than $1 a day.

                      The first to try -- a 30-year-old radio technician -- failed to resurface after disappearing down a ladder into the latrine.

                      His friend went after him but slipped and fell. The third casualty, trying to rescue the others, was hauled out of the pit by neighbors after he inhaled the fumes and lost consciousness.

                      The man was rushed to hospital but died on the way.

                      "The fumes inside must be extremely poisonous considering the short time it was taking to disable the retrievers," acting Mombasa police chief Peter Njenga was reported as saying.

                      The Daily Nation said police prevented a fourth man from climbing into the latrine and the search for the phone was eventually abandoned.

                      SHIT HAPPENS

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                      • asuna
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 8743

                        #12
                        Is it like a septic tank?

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                        • iroc409
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 4728

                          #13
                          no.... a latrine is a toilet, but in this case sounds more like an outhouse, or porta-pottie.


                          $13.09, tho, that's a good deal!
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                          • AdultNex
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                            • Feb 2003
                            • 8985

                            #14
                            The third casualty, trying to rescue the others, was hauled out of the pit by neighbors after he inhaled the fumes and lost consciousness.
                            Just imagine...

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