What's your porn name??

**jimthefiend** · 12-09-2003, 10:45 AM

buffy leatherwood

**RAM** · 12-09-2003, 10:45 AM

Peter Lawson

**MaxCandy** · 12-09-2003, 10:45 AM

max candy

**Platinum Josh** · 12-09-2003, 10:45 AM

I think I'm Albert Covington

doesn't sound that great

**JSA Matt** · 12-09-2003, 10:45 AM

Sam Carolina

I don't like it

**RAM** · 12-09-2003, 10:45 AM

really it should be HUGE...but Peter Lawson is kind of Classic

**TheLegacy** · 12-09-2003, 10:46 AM

Jasper Evergreen or Scooter Evergreen

dont think I would want a porn name like scooter

**Hue G. Pness** · 12-09-2003, 10:46 AM

bob smith

**revbuddylove** · 12-09-2003, 10:46 AM

Otis Warner!

**wargames** · 12-09-2003, 10:46 AM

wolfe romulus

**Butrflied** · 12-09-2003, 10:47 AM

Frisky Plum ?

**AaronM** · 12-09-2003, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
Okay I heard a long time ago, on Howard Stern, that if you take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on you get your porn name. So I thought it would be funny to hear all of yours.

Mine would be Bridgette Bliss.

What's yours??

Loryn-Adult.com

**Ice** · 12-09-2003, 10:47 AM

Awwww hell...my first pet was a hampster named fluffy...so Im

Fluffy Granville....

**Mr. Jim** · 12-09-2003, 10:47 AM

Velvet Mohawk

Muffin Mohawk

cant remember if the dog or cat came first

....and no we did not name them....rescued animals

**Loryn** · 12-09-2003, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by Platinum Josh
I think I'm Albert Covington

doesn't sound that great

Sounds very distinguished!!

**TheLegacy** · 12-09-2003, 10:48 AM

how about SpeedBump Alley??

**nosey** · 12-09-2003, 10:49 AM

Biff Landers

**beergood** · 12-09-2003, 10:49 AM

Captain Sausage

**Loryn** · 12-09-2003, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by RAM
really it should be HUGE...but Peter Lawson is kind of Classic

Yeah it does sound classic. Is there a porn guy out there with that name??

**Tofu** · 12-09-2003, 10:50 AM

I had three goldfish, so:

Alvin Great Falls
Simon Great Falls
Theodore Great Falls

**JSA Matt** · 12-09-2003, 10:51 AM

Koonie Nelson would be my second animal/street : )

**Loryn** · 12-09-2003, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Loryn-Adult.com

**MaxDent** · 12-09-2003, 10:53 AM

Roy Thunder!

**SENSEX** · 12-09-2003, 10:55 AM

Lucky Deerfox

**triumph** · 12-09-2003, 10:55 AM

hung toknee

**candyflip** · 12-09-2003, 10:55 AM

Fritz Archer is my porn name and Tara Mart is my drag queen name.

Drag name is First pet's firstname and Mother's maiden name. Fritz and Tara were my German Shepards growing up.

**Squito** · 12-09-2003, 10:57 AM

hahah mine would be

Fishy Covington

**XPorn** · 12-09-2003, 10:57 AM

holy crap this is funny...I had a hamster...so I'm

Little-One Lochmoor

**SCJason** · 12-09-2003, 11:00 AM

Petey Encino

**Loryn** · 12-09-2003, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by candyflip
Fritz Archer is my porn name and Tara Mart is my drag queen name.

Drag name is First pet's firstname and Mother's maiden name. Fritz and Tara were my German Shepards growing up.

Yeah I remember Howard saying something like that, but I couldn't remember what it was for. I thought it was Your middle name and your mothers maiden name!!

**angeleyes** · 12-09-2003, 11:00 AM

If you count gerbils "Baby Gerb Gleems"

Real Pets: Pandora Gleems

Not as interesting as yours!!!

**Loryn** · 12-09-2003, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by angeleyes
If you count gerbils "Baby Gerb Gleems"

Real Pets: Pandora Gleems

Not as interesting as yours!!!

No way girl. That name is hot!!

**AmeliaG** · 12-09-2003, 11:05 AM

Arfydoodle Beats-Me-We-Are-Moving-Again

Is that sexy enough?

**Furious_Male** · 12-09-2003, 11:07 AM

Ah hell that would make me King Catherine

**Loryn** · 12-09-2003, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Furious_Male
Ah hell that would make me King Catherine

Dominatrices!!

**DWB** · 12-09-2003, 11:11 AM

I had always heard that it was the street you grew up on and your mothers madien name.

I no longer have a pet so...

Front Honeycutt

**Loryn** · 12-09-2003, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by iceicebaby
Awwww hell...my first pet was a hampster named fluffy...so Im

Fluffy Granville....

Fluffy the gay porn fluffer!!!!

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2003, 11:13 AM

Jerkey James

hehe works actually.

**Furious_Male** · 12-09-2003, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
I had always heard that it was the street you grew up on and your mothers madien name.

I no longer have a pet so...

Front Honeycutt

That would still make me some sort of shemale. No thanks. I am not participating in this game anymore

**traffic Ho** · 12-09-2003, 11:13 AM

oh god this is bad....

buddy swallow

**fletcher** · 12-09-2003, 11:14 AM

Sandy Walnut.

Guess I'll never get into the talent side of things.

**Loryn** · 12-09-2003, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by traffic Ho
oh god this is bad....

buddy swallow

OMG

That's great, you and Ice Ice Baby should get together!!

**Ice** · 12-09-2003, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Fluffy the gay porn fluffer!!!!

ROFLMAO thats what I was thinking when I was typing it.... Fuck why did my parents get me a hampster as a first pet and why the fuck did I name if fluffy? I knew that would come back to haunt me

**Yngwie** · 12-09-2003, 11:15 AM

Clyde Jacqueline

umm no that's no good lol

**johnbosh** · 12-09-2003, 11:18 AM

Borstelhengel

**Juicy D. Links** · 12-09-2003, 11:21 AM

I have a beautiful looking penis

**milambur** · 12-09-2003, 11:21 AM

since I'm still to assimilate my first pet it would be:
Borgs
And yes, like in Star Trek..... So if you need a Cyborg pornstar you know who to call.....

**OzKaNoz** · 12-09-2003, 11:23 AM

Damn, lol there are some funny ones!

Mine would be Shep Allen or BoyBoy allen
Yep i had a dog named BoyBoy

Oz

**Loryn** · 12-09-2003, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by milambur
since I'm still to assimilate my first pet it would be:
Borgs
And yes, like in Star Trek..... So if you need a Cyborg pornstar you know who to call.....

What's the name of the street you grew up on??

What's your porn name??

What's your porn name??

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