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  • Why
    MFBA
    • Mar 2003
    • 7230

    #1

    Sleazy "mother f*ckin" dream

    you asshole and your stupid metal business cards! i got searched at the seattle airport because that thing made me beep in the metal detectors. get some new ones jerk off!

    did i mention i missed my flight! sat there for 2 hours.
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Doh..Did they want to probe you for contraband?

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    • SleazyDream
      I'm here for SPORT
      • Jul 2001
      • 41470

      #3
      sorry man
      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

      Now read without the word dog.

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      • ronin
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2002
        • 1300

        #4
        Originally posted by Why
        you asshole and your stupid metal business cards! i got searched at the seattle airport because that thing made me beep in the metal detectors. get some new ones jerk off!

        did i mention i missed my flight! sat there for 2 hours.
        haha LOL

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        • iroc409
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 4728

          #5
          metal business cards? sweet!
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          • nocostporn
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 5228

            #6
            I'd suck dick for a sleazy metal business card
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            • Why
              MFBA
              • Mar 2003
              • 7230

              #7
              no, but they made me take off my hat, and my shoes, and my coat. and stand on these little footprints while they scanned me. and i turned my back on my carry ons, they bitched at me to keep my eyes on my property.

              hahaha

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              • hershie
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2002
                • 4642

                #8
                i thought it was a magnet and put it up to my fridge and it dropped on my toe and made a significant ouchie.

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                • Why
                  MFBA
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 7230

                  #9
                  hershie, it was nice meeting you up in vancouver, hit me on icq some time.

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                  • SleazyDream
                    I'm here for SPORT
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 41470

                    #10
                    Originally posted by nocostporn
                    I'd suck dick for a sleazy metal business card
                    find me at a convention and I'll give you one
                    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                    Now read without the word dog.

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                    • Paul Markham
                      Too old to care
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 52942

                      #11
                      Originally posted by nocostporn
                      I'd suck dick for a sleazy metal business card
                      I thought you did, it was just the wrong dick.



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                      • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 4751

                        #12
                        Sleazy ... I don't have to go thru any airport metal detectors ... I'd better get a sleazy card this time !!!

                        I don't know why they don't like you at the Delta Sleazy ... but I have put the message3 in Cyberpunk's mailbox, and it will be dealt with tomorrow.

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                        • Wiseman
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 2990

                          #13
                          HAHAHAHAH I think it was more like you were wearing a shirt with FUCKENEH on it and you look like your 15 and you reaked of weed that coulda got you busted there why!!!
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                          • nocostporn
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 5228

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SleazyDream


                            find me at a convention and I'll give you one

                            don't do conventions right now,self-made so I don't really need to network...But when I do,I surely will
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                            • Jay_StandAhead
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 3103

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Why
                              you asshole and your stupid metal business cards! i got searched at the seattle airport because that thing made me beep in the metal detectors. get some new ones jerk off!

                              did i mention i missed my flight! sat there for 2 hours.
                              A sleazydream card with get very handy when you'll get attacked by punks in a dark alley. It's lethal!


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                              • Hot Tropical Babes
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 3014

                                #16
                                So, "just where in the hell did you HAVE this metal card they HAD to SEARCH for" anal cavity? between the cheek and gum? Inquiring minds want to know! and most importantly, did they STAMP STUPID ON your forehead? HELLLLLOOOOOO!!!
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                                • Why
                                  MFBA
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 7230

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes
                                  So, "just where in the hell did you HAVE this metal card they HAD to SEARCH for" anal cavity? between the cheek and gum? Inquiring minds want to know! and most importantly, did they STAMP STUPID ON your forehead? HELLLLLOOOOOO!!!
                                  all my friends know that i dont loose things in my ass. they are always the ones being accused of sitting on my possesions and accidentially engulfing them in thier asses .

                                  actually it was in my wallet. didnt figure there was any metal in it didnt stick it in the basket, they told me not to if it had no metal in it.

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                                  • Why
                                    MFBA
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 7230

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
                                    HAHAHAHAH I think it was more like you were wearing a shirt with FUCKENEH on it and you look like your 15 and you reaked of weed that coulda got you busted there why!!!
                                    you WISEASS, its cold in seattle, i was wearing the clickfeel hoody that says "i am a pornographer" across the front, back, and down both sleeves. and the weed smell, damn! i thought all the alcohol stench would have covered that up.

                                    but the 15 thing, fuck off on that, at least give me the legal driving age 16

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