Joke: Would you tattoo your penis?

**B40** · 03-13-2003, 11:22 AM

Heard it before, but good one

**Snazzy** · 03-13-2003, 11:24 AM

hehe...imagine how much that would hurt!!

**drago** · 03-13-2003, 11:30 AM

This is better

**Sarah_Jayne** · 03-13-2003, 12:15 PM

i was one hit on by a guy who claimed to have a tattooed dick.

**Krome** · 03-13-2003, 12:38 PM

A mate of mine got his dick done...roses up either side of it. It looked awful...how do I know what it looked like? He would get drunk and always get it out in the pub....

**wouncie** · 03-13-2003, 12:42 PM

When girls ask me do I have a tattoo I tell em "Yes, only one though"
Then they say "What is it?"
I tell them "Its a ruler"
Then they say "A ruler?, where?"
And I look down towards my dick. LOL

This is always an excellent ice breaker in the skrip klubs.

**twistyneck** · 03-13-2003, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by Krome
A mate of mine got his dick done...roses up either side of it. It looked awful...how do I know what it looked like? He would get drunk and always get it out in the pub....

That doesn't mean you had to look at it.

**stocktrader23** · 03-13-2003, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by drago
This is better

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**Krome** · 03-13-2003, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by twistyneck

That doesn't mean you had to look at it.

It does when he jumps on the table waving the thing around...you really could not miss it!! ok I was also curious!!

**ronin** · 03-13-2003, 01:28 PM

HELL YA!

next tat.

**Stuntpig** · 03-13-2003, 01:36 PM

An old roommate was a tattoo artist and he tattooed a Chile pepper wearing a Sombrero on his dick.

I never actually saw it, but I heard about it from enough women that I am 100% sure that it was there.

He told me that he got 'chubbed' to lay the stencil down, but as soon as the needle hit it... goodbye chub.

Said it was the most painful thing he'd ever experienced as well as the hardest tattoo he'd ever done.

Said he was glad it was done with and he'd never have to do it again.

As far as I'm concerned, fuck that....

**stonethechildren** · 03-13-2003, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by Krome
A mate of mine got his dick done...roses up either side of it. It looked awful...how do I know what it looked like? He would get drunk and always get it out in the pub....

Didnt mean you had to stick it in your mouth.

Joke: Would you tattoo your penis?

Joke: Would you tattoo your penis?

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