What's the quickest way into her pants? I already told her I'd help her get a bar job and she is eating it up. Any suggestions?
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you're in australia? i thought you were americanI post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.Comment
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it depends on the girl..
what kind of girl is sheComment
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start it right off after she arrived. the chance to fuck her later is slim.Originally posted by stocktrader23
What's the quickest way into her pants? I already told her I'd help her get a bar job and she is eating it up. Any suggestions?
First impression is the best tool for sex.
fuck first. talk after that.Comment
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I have a second home there that I let female tourists stay for free. Just because I'm nice.Originally posted by BRISK
you're in australia? i thought you were american
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whereabouts?Originally posted by stocktrader23
I have a second home there that I let female tourists stay for free. Just because I'm nice.
I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.Comment
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Hey man... where is she from? If she's from the US, then they just DIE for our accents... I mean I used to travel to the US alot and they love the way we talk, so all you need to do is talk - shouldn't be a problem there???Originally posted by stocktrader23
What's the quickest way into her pants? I already told her I'd help her get a bar job and she is eating it up. Any suggestions?
If she's not from the US, then I would have to adjust my advice!
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the best way is if she gets her trip ticket paid by some other sucker, and you fuck her as much as you want
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Well I think you need to disregard my advice... you aren't an Aussie are you?Originally posted by Scoobs
Hey man... where is she from? If she's from the US, then they just DIE for our accents... I mean I used to travel to the US alot and they love the way we talk, so all you need to do is talk - shouldn't be a problem there???
If she's not from the US, then I would have to adjust my advice!
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just say
All I vant to do is BANG BANG BANGComment
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Fill her up with fosters and take her out to the bush for some aboriginal pygmy bukkakeComment
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No Fosters here. But there is plenty of VB and kebabsOriginally posted by spunky1
Fill her up with fosters and take her out to the bush for some aboriginal pygmy bukkakeI post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.Comment
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Through the front.Originally posted by stocktrader23
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You know, there is something creepy about Australian men.
My gf went to an all-girl catholic high school, and one of her classmates, total virgin, at the age of 17, meets this 28 y.o. guy on AOL from Australia.
3 weeks later, he came up here, met her parents, married her, and moved back to Australia with her.
Blew my fucking mind.Comment
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Crikey!!!Originally posted by hybrid
You know, there is something creepy about Australian men.
My gf went to an all-girl catholic high school, and one of her classmates, total virgin, at the age of 17, meets this 28 y.o. guy on AOL from Australia.
3 weeks later, he came up here, met her parents, married her, and moved back to Australia with her.
Blew my fucking mind.I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.Comment
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LOL, nah I'm with ya. But I think that's about it.Originally posted by Smegma
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
What's the quickest way into her pants? I already told her I'd help her get a bar job and she is eating it up. Any suggestions?
LMFAO
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Originally posted by Scoobs
Hey man... where is she from? If she's from the US, then they just DIE for our accents... I mean I used to travel to the US alot and they love the way we talk, so all you need to do is talk - shouldn't be a problem there???
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I got it too lolOriginally posted by ryph
LOL, nah I'm with ya. But I think that's about it.
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Yeah... you're right... we're all like that!Originally posted by hybrid
You know, there is something creepy about Australian men.
My gf went to an all-girl catholic high school, and one of her classmates, total virgin, at the age of 17, meets this 28 y.o. guy on AOL from Australia.
3 weeks later, he came up here, met her parents, married her, and moved back to Australia with her.
Blew my fucking mind.
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Got it tooOriginally posted by Smegma
Am I the only one who got this?
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I'm just pissed I didn't think of posting this thread first....Originally posted by Smegma
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Originally posted by MuleScrote
I'm just pissed I didn't think of posting this thread first....
ahah.. i thought the same thing
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Deja Vu. lol.26 + 6 = 1Comment
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Make sure is she has a boyfriend waiting at home that she tells him "The only reason she is going is because she is stressed out by university/family ect."Originally posted by stocktrader23
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dude, don't do it... run away from this situation as soon as you can. take it from me, if you get into this situation your only going to be hurt later on... can't you find some local girl to fuck??Comment
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I thought she was staying with Sixpack????Comment
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Where's the goddamn picture? Don't even post these threads without pics, fewlio!
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Originally posted by stocktrader23
What's the quickest way into her pants? I already told her I'd help her get a bar job and she is eating it up. Any suggestions?
LMFAO
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Uh... I think this might be your ticket right there stocktrader. Easiest way into an american girls pants? Tell her....Originally posted by stocktrader23
I have a second home there that I let female tourists stay for free. Just because I'm nice.
"I have a second home in Austraila... wanna come hang out for a week?"
There ya go. Wtf wrong with you?
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