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  • Ludedude
    Suck it!
    • Jun 2001
    • 4432

    #1

    Repent Ye Sinners!

    Shit, someone's on to me. What do I do after getting this email?

    GOD needs to be in your life,

    If you are not saved do it now do not put it off another day.

    This prayer can save you

    "Oh God, save my soul.I'm so sorry that I have
    sinned against you, but I have come home.I will
    serve you, Lord, the rest of my life. Deliver me
    from all my sinful habits.Set me free! I do believe
    Jesus died on Calvary for me,and I believe in His
    blood,that there is power in His blood to wash away
    all my sins,all my sins!" "Come into my heart,
    Jesus; come on in, Jesus.Come on in!"

    If you meant it,He has come.If you meant it,
    Jesus is yours.Start reading your Bible,pray daily
    and believe that somebody's listening; His name is
    Jesus

    Make plans while you still can contact a local church or prayer hotline.
  • Babaganoosh
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    • Nov 2001
    • 15841

    #2
    Those fucking bible thumpers are everywhere. Nothing like trying to force religion on a poor, innocent, unsuspecting webmaster.
    I like pie.

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    • Ludedude
      Suck it!
      • Jun 2001
      • 4432

      #3
      I agree, I'm so ashamed with my choices in life though

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      • Eve
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 805

        #4
        Jesus = fear
        Fear = control

        Do the math
        I'm waiting for the Mr Fushion Fleshlight so I can wank my way back to the future!

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        • SCOOTER
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2001
          • 4010

          #5
          Originally posted by Ludedude
          I agree, I'm so ashamed with my choices in life though




          In a few weeks your going to choose to buy my ass dinner.
          Scooter
          [email protected]

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          • - Jesus Christ -
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2003
            • 7197

            #6
            STFU sinners

            Amen

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            • Ludedude
              Suck it!
              • Jun 2001
              • 4432

              #7
              Originally posted by scooter






              In a few weeks your going to choose to buy my ass dinner.
              Buy you dinner? That's a strange way to do customer relations

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              • Ludedude
                Suck it!
                • Jun 2001
                • 4432

                #8
                Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                STFU sinners
                Die you bastard son of a goat!

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                • SCOOTER
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 4010

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ludedude


                  Buy you dinner? That's a strange way to do customer relations


                  Strange - yes I'm
                  relations (The connection of people by blood or marriage)
                  I just want dinner.
                  Scooter
                  [email protected]

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                  • Ludedude
                    Suck it!
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 4432

                    #10
                    Dinner, no problem. I'm sure there's a Chinese Buffet $5.99 deal around here somewhere ;)

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                    • ukxtra
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 844

                      #11
                      Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
                      STFU sinners
                      The 11th Commandment!

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