When I have a hard day of pornographing..Looking at gorgeous babes instead of your fat ass.
I want my beer ice cold...not refridgerated
I want my doobs prerolled with filters
I want my fucking dinner exactly at 6 oclock.A full 4 course meal.
After you clean up the dishes
I want my manly cock sucked for 2 minutes.
Then I want your ass up in the air without any conversation.
After those 3 minutes I'm tired so get your ass out on the couch so I can sleep.
Why can't women follow these simple rules?..I would be so much happier
