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  • SuicideMachine
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    • Sep 2003
    • 1141

    #1

    Hardcore Catholics Suck My Cock You Hypocrite Bastards

    my gf s parents are catholic and they hate me cause i dont believe in god!
    what should i tell them since they think im in a lower class?
  • Fletch XXX
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    • Jan 2002
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    #2
    burn an inverted cross in their yard.

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    • axelcat
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      • Jun 2002
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      #3
      Drama thread for sure

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      • SuicideMachine
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        • Sep 2003
        • 1141

        #4
        its cause i have a tat of a pentagram on my back

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        • SuicideMachine
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          • Sep 2003
          • 1141

          #5
          its pointless to try to explain

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          • Fletch XXX
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            • Jan 2002
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            #6
            Originally posted by SuicideMachine
            its cause i have a tat of a pentagram on my back
            nice, everyone should have the mark tatted.

            i have it, my girl has it, mosty of my friends have extremely antichristian tattoos.

            speak openly against their religion in front of them and tell them you are now in control of their daughter.

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            • $5 submissions
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              • Nov 2003
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              #7
              Focus more on what your gf thinks of you. If she's okay with it, then its fine. You only need to worry about what her parents think when its close to crossing the line and marrying her gf.

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              • IntenseCash
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                • Apr 2003
                • 2421

                #8
                I believe my gf's family looks down at me as well. My gf is Catholic as well. Personally I dont give a shit what they think. She is ok with it and I love her
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                • detoxed
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                  • Jan 2003
                  • 17798

                  #9
                  if they are catholic, tell them you use condoms

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                  • Bigjohn
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                    • Feb 2003
                    • 1118

                    #10
                    Don't tell 'em anything YOUR beliefs are not THEIR business.

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                    • SuicideMachine
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                      • Sep 2003
                      • 1141

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                      nice, everyone should have the mark tatted.

                      i have it, my girl has it, mosty of my friends have extremely antichristian tattoos.

                      speak openly against their religion in front of them and tell them you are now in control of their daughter.
                      good i thought i was wierd

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                      • ukxtra
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 844

                        #12
                        I'm a catholic and pimp porn, hows that for catholic hypocrisy? Just tell her parents to

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                        • SuicideMachine
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 1141

                          #13
                          Originally posted by $5 submissions
                          Focus more on what your gf thinks of you. If she's okay with it, then its fine. You only need to worry about what her parents think when its close to crossing the line and marrying her gf.
                          well thats the thing i think it may be coming around next year

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                          • ColBigBalls
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                            • Aug 2003
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                            #14
                            Well one good way to do it is ask them to explain and justify the Crusades Or any other form of radasiem cause by religon.. tell them to worrie about there own mortal souls and you will take care of yours... and if they say its there religous dutie to help you.. go back to the crusades question.. or any of the other MAJOR fuckups, wars, murders, molested children, psyco killers, dictators, suicide bombers, and anything elese i missed.

                            Maby theres a god.. maby not.. but considering the past most relegions have if there is a good hes looking at us shaken his head saying "boy did i ever miss the mark on that one"

                            just my
                            now where did i put that case of beer...

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                            • SuicideMachine
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                              • Sep 2003
                              • 1141

                              #15
                              Originally posted by detoxed
                              if they are catholic, tell them you use condoms
                              even if ive never used a condom with her once?

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                              • SuicideMachine
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                                • Sep 2003
                                • 1141

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ColBigBalls
                                Well one good way to do it is ask them to explain and justify the Crusades Or any other form of radasiem cause by religon.. tell them to worrie about there own mortal souls and you will take care of yours... and if they say its there religous dutie to help you.. go back to the crusades question.. or any of the other MAJOR fuckups, wars, murders, molested children, psyco killers, dictators, suicide bombers, and anything elese i missed.

                                Maby theres a god.. maby not.. but considering the past most relegions have if there is a good hes looking at us shaken his head saying "boy did i ever miss the mark on that one"

                                just my
                                now where did i put that case of beer...
                                i agree but its not like i try to fucking convert them to my beliefs, i just dont see why they look at as if i were lower class.

                                and you know every true catholic would justify any wrong doing done by the church anyways..

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                                • PenisFace
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                                  • Oct 2003
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                                  #17
                                  Wait for them to bring it up, then look them in the eyes and say, "Does the bible not say love everyone?", then get them with the punchline, "except for you?"
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                                  • Fletch XXX
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                                    • Jan 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SuicideMachine


                                    good i thought i was wierd
                                    i hang with people who REALLY REALLY, REALLY hate christians.

                                    the only friends you can really trust.

                                    off to run errands, good luck.

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                                    • HarlotCash Dyker
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                                      • Sep 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SuicideMachine
                                      my gf s parents are catholic and they hate me cause i dont believe in god!
                                      what should i tell them since they think im in a lower class?
                                      How much do you want their daughter?

                                      If you do, you'll tell them what they want to hear -


                                      If you don't, tell them your daughter should stop using fish for a vibrator coz it makes all your mates want to thow up every time you set up a gang bang session with her.
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                                      • SuicideMachine
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                                        • Sep 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ukxtra
                                        I'm a catholic and pimp porn, hows that for catholic hypocrisy? Just tell her parents to
                                        maybe you cant talk to them

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                                        • ThunderBalls
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 2926

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SuicideMachine
                                          my gf s parents are catholic and they hate me cause i dont believe in god!
                                          what should i tell them since they think im in a lower class?

                                          Tell them your name on a porn message board is SuicideMachine.

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                                          • SuicideMachine
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2003
                                            • 1141

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by PenisFace
                                            Wait for them to bring it up, then look them in the eyes and say, "Does the bible not say love everyone?", then get them with the punchline, "except for you?"
                                            i would try something like that but they wont even talk to me. and judjing the fact that i have my lip pierced, i dont think it would be a good idea

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                                            • ukxtra
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                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 844

                                              #23
                                              Perfect! then they'd hate me so much they'd think you were the best thing to happen to their daughter

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                                              • SuicideMachine
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                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 1141

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ThunderBalls



                                                Tell them your name on a porn message board is SuicideMachine.

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                                                • SuicideMachine
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                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 1141

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker


                                                  How much do you want their daughter?

                                                  If you do, you'll tell them what they want to hear -


                                                  If you don't, tell them your daughter should stop using fish for a vibrator coz it makes all your mates want to thow up every time you set up a gang bang session with her.
                                                  i dont think they even want to have me at their house for any reason

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                                                  • ThunderBalls
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 2926

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by SuicideMachine


                                                    i dont think they even want to have me at their house for any reason
                                                    Thats a good thing. Now you don't have to worry about your woman bugging you to go to their house for holidays.

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                                                    • pornkitten
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                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      whatevr you do dont let argue with them, they will play the poor weak parents getting hurt act and turn thier daughter against you. Be nice and your gf should side wih you. Fucking thier daughter is the best revenge, so play good..if you can't tell them satan made you do it. If the girl loves you she will support you and the parents will eventually have to accept it. I just broke up with my asshole bf cuz his mommy didn't think I was a good girl..what a fucking wimp (he also dated another girl-I am not too happy about that). Just dont make it an issue that you dont believe in god, that is just as annoying as having to hear someone say how religious they are.
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                                                      • ColBigBalls
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                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                        • 1733

                                                        #28
                                                        the problem with most relegion is its to open to interpritation...
                                                        anyone with a 6th grade reading lvl can justify any action or beleafe by regergitating some line of some bible or book...

                                                        Again god shaking his head at us thinking wtf!?!?

                                                        Now dammit wheres that beer....

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                                                        • news.for.you
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 36

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SuicideMachine
                                                          what should i tell them since they think im in a lower class?
                                                          you are in a lower class you heathen athiest prick.

                                                          your girlfriend needs a good cleaning.

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                                                          • ColBigBalls
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                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 1733

                                                            #30
                                                            BTW.. my GF's parents are religous as well.. They can NEVER know what i do.. man what a shit storm that would be.. funny though how they like me fine now.. but me and her both know what would happen if they found out...
                                                            know what i have to say to that...



                                                            but hell why make waves in the pool if your enjoying the sun

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                                                            • ColBigBalls
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                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 1733

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by news.for.you


                                                              you are in a lower class you heathen athiest prick.

                                                              your girlfriend needs a good cleaning.

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                                                              • sumphatpimp
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                                                                • Aug 2002
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                                                                #32

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                                                                • Baal
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                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 696

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Tell them that you believe in god, but your religion calls god Ba'al.

                                                                  In ancient Canaan and Phoenicia, Ba'al was one of the most worshipped gods, being seen as the master or owner of the world (as well as the god of fertility and sex). Christianity turned Ba'al into Satan (called Beelzebub or Baalzebub)) in order to make non-christian worshippers look like evil-worshippers... but few folks care enough about their own religion to actually do enough research to understand it's origins.

                                                                  I digress however; I'm agnostic and have had to deal with this shit with some past girlfriends. If you're a decent person, then their own religious code says that they should accept you. If they don't then they should read their own bible.

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                                                                  • SuicideMachine
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                                                                    • Sep 2003
                                                                    • 1141

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by pornkitten
                                                                    whatevr you do dont let argue with them, they will play the poor weak parents getting hurt act and turn thier daughter against you. Be nice and your gf should side wih you. Fucking thier daughter is the best revenge, so play good..if you can't tell them satan made you do it. If the girl loves you she will support you and the parents will eventually have to accept it. I just broke up with my asshole bf cuz his mommy didn't think I was a good girl..what a fucking wimp (he also dated another girl-I am not too happy about that). Just dont make it an issue that you dont believe in god, that is just as annoying as having to hear someone say how religious they are.
                                                                    thats exactly what im saying!

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                                                                    • SuicideMachine
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 1141

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by news.for.you


                                                                      you are huge, ive never seen a cock like that.

                                                                      i wish i was your girlfriend.
                                                                      dude, your fucking gay!
                                                                      thanks though

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                                                                      • SuicideMachine
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                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                        • 1141

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by ColBigBalls
                                                                        BTW.. my GF's parents are religous as well.. They can NEVER know what i do.. man what a shit storm that would be.. funny though how they like me fine now.. but me and her both know what would happen if they found out...
                                                                        know what i have to say to that...



                                                                        but hell why make waves in the pool if your enjoying the sun
                                                                        thats the way i look at it. she would never tell them, she wouldn want to completly ruin her relationship with her. as it is they wont even talk to her that much cause shes with me.

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                                                                        • SuicideMachine
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                                                                          • Sep 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by sumphatpimp

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                                                                          • notjoe
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • SuicideMachine
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by notjoe
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                                                                              • Fletch XXX
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                                                                                • Jan 2002
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by news.for.you

                                                                                you are in a lower class you heathen athiest prick.
                                                                                athiests dont have satanic symbols tatted on their body.



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                                                                                • doober
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SuicideMachine
                                                                                  my gf s parents are catholic and they hate me cause i dont believe in god!
                                                                                  what should i tell them since they think im in a lower class?

                                                                                  make sure to mention you're in porn

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                                                                                  • sumphatpimp
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                                                                                    • Aug 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    if they had half a brain they would be more worried

                                                                                    "do you use a condom when you are fucking my daughter?"

                                                                                    but who said they were smart?

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                                                                                    • AmeliaG
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                      burn an inverted cross in their yard.

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                                                                                      • SuicideMachine
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        which i never use with her

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                                                                                        • SuicideMachine
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by doober



                                                                                          make sure to mention you're in porn

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                                                                                          • On-top
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                                                                                            • Aug 2001
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Just exceed their expectations at everything else you do, be polite and confident. If they don't wise up to reality...fuck them.
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                                                                                            • Sneka
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                                                                                              • Jan 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by doober



                                                                                              make sure to mention you're in porn
                                                                                              yeah and you can show them this catholic site:
                                                                                              http://www.jesuslovesporn.net/

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                                                                                              • SuicideMachine
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Sneka


                                                                                                yeah and you can show them this catholic site:
                                                                                                http://www.jesuslovesporn.net/

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