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  • TheFLY
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    #1

    Surfing is for pussies that cant play a real sport like football.

    Why do you think so many pussies watch football -- they envy what they can't do...
  • DarkJedi
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    #2
    what about snowboarding ?

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    • playa
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      #3
      well most of us are reliving the High School football days

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      • SleazyDream
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        #4
        crack?
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        • AdultNex
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          #5
          A real sport that takes skill is basketball.

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          • Mr.Fiction
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            #6
            Surfing means you live near an ocean. That alone makes it better than football, which can be played far away from any coast.
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            • harvey
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              football? I guess you mean american football (all the world knows for football what you call soccer). If so, isn't it like rugby but with protections, armors, helmets and other daisy stuff? And I'm not talking about australian rugby, which is kind of a massacre, just plain rugby, aka "sport for REAL men"
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              • AdultNex
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                #8
                I'd say rugby is THE man sport, but too bad we don't have it around the states.

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                • TheFLY
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AdultNex
                  A real sport that takes skill is basketball.
                  Not really. Basketball players are just tall skinny looking fags so they had to invent a game for these skinny stick people, too weak to tackle anyone so they dance around like girls bouncing that stupid ball instead of running with it like a real man.

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                  • chupacabra
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                    #10
                    HAI A'LAI (sp?)... now *thats* a mans sport..
                    ...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..

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                    • corvette
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                      #11
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                      • TheFLY
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by harvey
                        football? I guess you mean american football (all the world knows for football what you call soccer). If so, isn't it like rugby but with protections, armors, helmets and other daisy stuff? And I'm not talking about australian rugby, which is kind of a massacre, just plain rugby, aka "sport for REAL men"
                        Ok then I agree with you, but when I was growing up -- we didn't wear pads or helmets or any of that shit. Anyway soccer is for fags too... All you do is run around without using your hands... Any sport that an armless man could play is obviously stupid...

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                        • DarkJedi
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by TheFLY


                          Anyway soccer is for fags too...
                          if you keep saying that i won't be your friend anymore

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                          • seven
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by TheFLY
                            Anyway soccer is for fags too... All you do is run around without using your hands... Any sport that an armless man could play is obviously stupid...
                            I like both the games thou.. probably makes me a shemale?
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                            • LukieD
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by harvey
                              plain rugby, aka "sport for REAL men"
                              I agree!

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                              • TheFLY
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by DarkJedi


                                if you keep saying that i won't be your friend anymore
                                I don't need any boyfriends... Grow some hair on your chest.

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                                • TheFLY
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by seven

                                  I like both the games thou.. probably makes me a shemale?
                                  If you're asking me -- then chances are you have serious problems already.

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                                  • TheFLY
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by LukieD


                                    I agree!
                                    Grow an original opinion out of that little brain of yours.

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                                    • nocostporn
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TheFLY


                                      Not really. Basketball players are just tall skinny looking fags so they had to invent a game for these skinny stick people, too weak to tackle anyone so they dance around like girls bouncing that stupid ball instead of running with it like a real man.

                                      um basketball was created to condition football players in the off season... Baseball takes the most skill,basketball you have to be born with and football is for knuckle heads
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                                      • nocostporn
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                                        #20
                                        but yeah surfing is for gays
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                                        • haggard
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by TheFLY


                                          Not really. Basketball players are just tall skinny looking fags so they had to invent a game for these skinny stick people, too weak to tackle anyone so they dance around like girls bouncing that stupid ball instead of running with it like a real man.


                                          obviously you've never played basketball or you have no talent or skill for the game. don't think it's that easy to ball, you gotta have the ability to play.
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                                          • TheFLY
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by nocostporn



                                            um basketball was created to condition football players in the off season... Baseball takes the most skill,basketball you have to be born with and football is for knuckle heads
                                            Just for your information -- I never met a smart baseball player in my life -- so where do you get that bullshit logic from?

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                                            • TheFLY
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by nocostporn



                                              um basketball was created to condition football players in the off season...
                                              Anyway, you only prove my point... Basketball isn't even a sport -- it's just another way to train for a real sport -- football.

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                                              • nocostporn
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by TheFLY


                                                Just for your information -- I never met a smart baseball player in my life -- so where do you get that bullshit logic from?

                                                You can go find millions of people that can at least shoot a basketball.You can put a retard in a helmet and let him play football...Theres not too many people that can hit a 95mph fastball

                                                Proven fact the hardest thing in sports to do is hit a round ball with a round stick


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                                                • TheFLY
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by haggard




                                                  obviously you've never played basketball or you have no talent or skill for the game. don't think it's that easy to ball, you gotta have the ability to play.
                                                  Pit me against Michael Jordan in the street and let's see who wins... That skinny fag would be in the hospital.

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                                                  • TheFLY
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by nocostporn



                                                    You can go find millions of people that can at least shoot a basketball.You can put a retard in a helmet and let him play football...Theres not too many people that can hit a 95mph fastball

                                                    Proven fact the hardest thing in sports to do is hit a round ball with a round stick


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                                                    • FlyingIguana
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by harvey
                                                      football? I guess you mean american football (all the world knows for football what you call soccer). If so, isn't it like rugby but with protections, armors, helmets and other daisy stuff? And I'm not talking about australian rugby, which is kind of a massacre, just plain rugby, aka "sport for REAL men"
                                                      football is worse than rugby

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                                                      • Tuga
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                                                        #28
                                                        Soccer rulez! I mean, football, I hate the word soccer.

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                                                        • TheFLY
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Tuga
                                                          Soccer rulez! I mean, football, I hate the word soccer.
                                                          It's called soccer because the real football has the Superbowl and what do you got? Some dorks running around with "no hands" bouncing shit off their heads... LOL!

                                                          What a retarded game. Then you got that gimp goalee that has to stay in his little net... It's a game for fairies.

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                                                          • marty
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                                                            #30
                                                            I've been surfing for 20 years and I'd choose it over any other sport purely for the chicks, the locations, the thrill, the art, the clothes, the lifestyle.

                                                            If you prefer the football after-game-shower-scene over surfing with sharks, maybe you should check to see if you're realy MAN enough.

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                                                            • minifly
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                                                              #31
                                                              To say that surfing is gay is the stupidest thing I ever heard,
                                                              You would be crapping your pants when you look behind you and see a 15 foot wall of water about to crash on top of you...


                                                              I suggest you research people who surf Jaws or the Cortez Bank...
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                                                              • NBDesign
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                                                                #32
                                                                Surfing is fun until you wipe out and crack open your skull on some rocks, brains hanging out of your head, blood gushing all over the place, sharks gathering around the fresh blood nipping at your legs, arms.....

                                                                Yes, I agree, surfing is for pussies.

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                                                                • TheFLY
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by marty
                                                                  I've been surfing for 20 years and I'd choose it over any other sport purely for the chicks, the locations, the thrill, the art, the clothes, the lifestyle.

                                                                  If you prefer the football after-game-shower-scene over surfing with sharks, maybe you should check to see if you're realy MAN enough.
                                                                  So in other words you like to dress up like a pretty little faggot in your brightly colored palm tree shorts and your skin tight body glove bullshit... I knew chicks that liked surfers -- they turned into dykes later in life...

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                                                                  • TheFLY
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by NBDesign
                                                                    Surfing is fun until you wipe out and crack open your skull on some rocks, brains hanging out of your head, blood gushing all over the place, sharks gathering around the fresh blood nipping at your legs, arms.....

                                                                    Yes, I agree, surfing is for pussies.
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                                                                    Yeah, and I slit my wrists with razorblads just to be cool

                                                                    What the fuck are you talking about?

                                                                    It takes no strength or complex coordination to be a surfer -- you basically balance yourself on a little board and dance around like a fag on the wave... 90% of the time you are just sitting in the ocean waiting for a wave... LOL You can't even win surfing -- you just get points for looking pretty.

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                                                                    • NBDesign
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by TheFLY
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                                                                      Yeah, and I slit my wrists with razorblads just to be cool

                                                                      What the fuck are you talking about?

                                                                      It takes no strength or complex coordination to be a surfer -- you basically balance yourself on a little board and dance around like a fag on the wave... 90% of the time you are just sitting in the ocean waiting for a wave... LOL You can't even win surfing -- you just get points for looking pretty.
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                                                                      • TheFLY
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by NBDesign


                                                                        So you've done it?
                                                                        I'd never stoop to that level.

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                                                                        • NBDesign
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by TheFLY


                                                                          I'd never stoop to that level.
                                                                          If you've never done it, then you cannot comment on it. It is harder than it looks.

                                                                          Granted it is not football, but you also do not have a bunch of sweaty guys grabbing at you and getting you down on the ground either..... Talk about a gay sport.

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                                                                          • SCJason
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Surfing and Football both rule.......Two sports where if you fuck up real bad , you might die. I played football for 14 years and have been surfing for about 22 years. If you have not done either at a somewhat high level, you have no idea what your talking about. I will take the toughest most in shape dude here......Put you in the line up at low tide during a nice 6-8 NW winter swell and video tape you shitting yourself everytime a set rolls in. Well during the first set.........after that you will be washed up on the beach with the rest of the "yarbs" . Getting put in the "rinse cycle" for so long you actually try to take a breath while you are still under water. Fuckin trippy.......
                                                                            Football........The ultimate team sport. TRUST for teammates is a must. If someone misses an assignment , someone else gets ruined. PERIOD. Football is the toughest sport on the planet. It requires more physical and mental toughness than any other team sport hands down.
                                                                            Surfing no sissie sport takes some sack to paddle out when it gets big. When you can feel the beach shaking under your feet from waves that are breaking an 1/8 of a mile off shore, you have to respect that power. Add to the equation the ocean has no conscious and just continues to roll in. NO whistle will be blown for you to call time out. SWIM or DROWN.......
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                                                                            • NBDesign
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by SCJason

                                                                              Surfing no sissie sport takes some sack to paddle out when it gets big. When you can feel the beach shaking under your feet from waves that are breaking an 1/8 of a mile off shore, you have to respect that power. Add to the equation the ocean has no conscious and just continues to roll in. NO whistle will be blown for you to call time out. SWIM or DROWN.......
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                                                                              • TheFLY
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by SCJason
                                                                                Surfing and Football both rule.......Two sports where if you fuck up real bad , you might die. I played football for 14 years and have been surfing for about 22 years. If you have not done either at a somewhat high level, you have no idea what your talking about. I will take the toughest most in shape dude here......Put you in the line up at low tide during a nice 6-8 NW winter swell and video tape you shitting yourself everytime a set rolls in. Well during the first set.........after that you will be washed up on the beach with the rest of the "yarbs" . Getting put in the "rinse cycle" for so long you actually try to take a breath while you are still under water. Fuckin trippy.......
                                                                                Football........The ultimate team sport. TRUST for teammates is a must. If someone misses an assignment , someone else gets ruined. PERIOD. Football is the toughest sport on the planet. It requires more physical and mental toughness than any other team sport hands down.
                                                                                Surfing no sissie sport takes some sack to paddle out when it gets big. When you can feel the beach shaking under your feet from waves that are breaking an 1/8 of a mile off shore, you have to respect that power. Add to the equation the ocean has no conscious and just continues to roll in. NO whistle will be blown for you to call time out. SWIM or DROWN.......
                                                                                DUde the kind of surfing that you are descibing has nothing to do with the actual surfing -- you think you are tough because you are basically letting the wave torture you -- man verse nature -- but where does the real skill of surfing come into play with a really huge wave? It all comes down to artistic and creativite moves or tricks or whatever the fuck you call that stuff... Basically something that any ballerina or skater fag could do -- and if you say -- well a ballerina couldn't handle the pounding waves -- give me a fucking break it's just water... If you want to talk about endurance/torture tests -- being drowned by a huge wave in comparison to hanging yourself by your skin or walking on nails is petty... Sufing is not even a sport -- you only compete against yourself -- like pool or bowling or marathons...

                                                                                At least with football there is another team and only the strongest is left standing.

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                                                                                • TheFLY
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by NBDesign


                                                                                  Amen brother.
                                                                                  Look it's just lame. If you need to brag about your "sport" by talking about the size of the wave -- why not just get a snowboard and wait for an avalanche... See how cool you are then.

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                                                                                  • NBDesign
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by TheFLY


                                                                                    Look it's just lame. If you need to brag about your "sport" by talking about the size of the wave -- why not just get a snowboard and wait for an avalanche... See how cool you are then.
                                                                                    I'm just fucking with you, I can't surf. I am afraid of the ocean and the ocean creatures.

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                                                                                    • SCJason
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by TheFLY


                                                                                      Look it's just lame. If you need to brag about your "sport" by talking about the size of the wave -- why not just get a snowboard and wait for an avalanche... See how cool you are then.
                                                                                      Jack Ass.........The point is too not get pounded. I have surfed in 3 foot swells that have had more push then 8 foot swells. The point is to be able SURF the wave.......The size of the surf is realitive in this sense.........Try playing football with a bunch of 5th graders......and now try and play in the NFL. Still football right ? And I am sure you will acheive the same level of success in both cases. I don't care what you play or do. You have obviously never surfed. So I understand the ignorance. By the way I can't stand snowboarding. I must go now.......Being the loyal football fan that I am, it is Monday, I am celebrating the upcoming MNF season by dawning a unfiorm and letting cars hit me......So I can see how COOL I am then...........LOL
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                                                                                      • SCJason
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by nocostporn
                                                                                        but yeah surfing is for gays
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                                                                                        • harvey
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          anyway, best sport is baseketball
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                                                                                          • Yo Adrian
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by TheFLY


                                                                                            It's called soccer because the real football has the Superbowl and what do you got? Some dorks running around with "no hands" bouncing shit off their heads... LOL!

                                                                                            What a retarded game. Then you got that gimp goalee that has to stay in his little net... It's a game for fairies.
                                                                                            Okay I gotta jump in on this one now. Talkin' shit about soccer just 'aint right....

                                                                                            Unlike football where HEAVILY padded players run around for 8 or 9 seconds at a time before stopping to take a break and "discuss" their next play, Soccer players run full speed for 45 minutes without a break in nothing but shorts and a t-shirt, they take a break for 15 min. and play hard for another 45 min.

                                                                                            Fairies they aren't, you try to take steel kleet to the head while competing for a ball with 10 other guys going strong.

                                                                                            Football is cool, hell of a lot easier to play than soccer
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                                                                                            • TheFLY
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Yo Adrian
                                                                                              Soccer players run full speed for 45 minutes without a break in nothing but shorts and a t-shirt, they take a break for 15 min. and play hard for another 45 min.
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