Why do you think so many pussies watch football -- they envy what they can't do...
Surfing is for pussies that cant play a real sport like football.
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Surfing means you live near an ocean. That alone makes it better than football, which can be played far away from any coast.Comment
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football? I guess you mean american football (all the world knows for football what you call soccer). If so, isn't it like rugby but with protections, armors, helmets and other daisy stuff? And I'm not talking about australian rugby, which is kind of a massacre, just plain rugby, aka "sport for REAL men"
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Not really. Basketball players are just tall skinny looking fags so they had to invent a game for these skinny stick people, too weak to tackle anyone so they dance around like girls bouncing that stupid ball instead of running with it like a real man.Originally posted by AdultNex
A real sport that takes skill is basketball.
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HAI A'LAI (sp?)... now *thats* a mans sport.....promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..Comment
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Ok then I agree with you, but when I was growing up -- we didn't wear pads or helmets or any of that shit. Anyway soccer is for fags too... All you do is run around without using your hands... Any sport that an armless man could play is obviously stupid...Originally posted by harvey
football? I guess you mean american football (all the world knows for football what you call soccer). If so, isn't it like rugby but with protections, armors, helmets and other daisy stuff? And I'm not talking about australian rugby, which is kind of a massacre, just plain rugby, aka "sport for REAL men"
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Originally posted by TheFLY
Anyway soccer is for fags too... All you do is run around without using your hands... Any sport that an armless man could play is obviously stupid...
I like both the games thou.. probably makes me a shemale?
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Originally posted by TheFLY
Not really. Basketball players are just tall skinny looking fags so they had to invent a game for these skinny stick people, too weak to tackle anyone so they dance around like girls bouncing that stupid ball instead of running with it like a real man.
um basketball was created to condition football players in the off season... Baseball takes the most skill,basketball you have to be born with and football is for knuckle headsCashTheChecks.com -coming soon-
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but yeah surfing is for gays
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Originally posted by TheFLY
Not really. Basketball players are just tall skinny looking fags so they had to invent a game for these skinny stick people, too weak to tackle anyone so they dance around like girls bouncing that stupid ball instead of running with it like a real man.
obviously you've never played basketball or you have no talent or skill for the game. don't think it's that easy to ball, you gotta have the ability to play.
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Just for your information -- I never met a smart baseball player in my life -- so where do you get that bullshit logic from?Originally posted by nocostporn
um basketball was created to condition football players in the off season... Baseball takes the most skill,basketball you have to be born with and football is for knuckle headsComment
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Anyway, you only prove my point... Basketball isn't even a sport -- it's just another way to train for a real sport -- football.Originally posted by nocostporn
um basketball was created to condition football players in the off season...Comment
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Originally posted by TheFLY
Just for your information -- I never met a smart baseball player in my life -- so where do you get that bullshit logic from?
You can go find millions of people that can at least shoot a basketball.You can put a retard in a helmet and let him play football...Theres not too many people that can hit a 95mph fastball
Proven fact the hardest thing in sports to do is hit a round ball with a round stick
If you're like me,you can play all three
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Pit me against Michael Jordan in the street and let's see who wins... That skinny fag would be in the hospital.Originally posted by haggard
obviously you've never played basketball or you have no talent or skill for the game. don't think it's that easy to ball, you gotta have the ability to play.
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Do you know why Reggie Jackson decided to play Baseball? He couldn't handle the physical abuse of football. He pussied out... The training was too rough so he switched over... Read his biography...Originally posted by nocostporn
You can go find millions of people that can at least shoot a basketball.You can put a retard in a helmet and let him play football...Theres not too many people that can hit a 95mph fastball
Proven fact the hardest thing in sports to do is hit a round ball with a round stick
If you're like me,you can play all three
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football is worse than rugbyOriginally posted by harvey
football? I guess you mean american football (all the world knows for football what you call soccer). If so, isn't it like rugby but with protections, armors, helmets and other daisy stuff? And I'm not talking about australian rugby, which is kind of a massacre, just plain rugby, aka "sport for REAL men"
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It's called soccer because the real football has the Superbowl and what do you got? Some dorks running around with "no hands" bouncing shit off their heads... LOL!Originally posted by Tuga
Soccer rulez! I mean, football, I hate the word soccer.
What a retarded game. Then you got that gimp goalee that has to stay in his little net... It's a game for fairies.Comment
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I've been surfing for 20 years and I'd choose it over any other sport purely for the chicks, the locations, the thrill, the art, the clothes, the lifestyle.
If you prefer the football after-game-shower-scene over surfing with sharks, maybe you should check to see if you're realy MAN enough.Comment
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To say that surfing is gay is the stupidest thing I ever heard,
You would be crapping your pants when you look behind you and see a 15 foot wall of water about to crash on top of you...
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Surfing is fun until you wipe out and crack open your skull on some rocks, brains hanging out of your head, blood gushing all over the place, sharks gathering around the fresh blood nipping at your legs, arms.....
Yes, I agree, surfing is for pussies.Comment
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So in other words you like to dress up like a pretty little faggot in your brightly colored palm tree shorts and your skin tight body glove bullshit... I knew chicks that liked surfers -- they turned into dykes later in life...Originally posted by marty
I've been surfing for 20 years and I'd choose it over any other sport purely for the chicks, the locations, the thrill, the art, the clothes, the lifestyle.
If you prefer the football after-game-shower-scene over surfing with sharks, maybe you should check to see if you're realy MAN enough.Comment
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'Originally posted by NBDesign
Surfing is fun until you wipe out and crack open your skull on some rocks, brains hanging out of your head, blood gushing all over the place, sharks gathering around the fresh blood nipping at your legs, arms.....
Yes, I agree, surfing is for pussies.
Yeah, and I slit my wrists with razorblads just to be cool
What the fuck are you talking about?
It takes no strength or complex coordination to be a surfer -- you basically balance yourself on a little board and dance around like a fag on the wave... 90% of the time you are just sitting in the ocean waiting for a wave... LOL
You can't even win surfing -- you just get points for looking pretty.
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So you've done it?Originally posted by TheFLY
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Yeah, and I slit my wrists with razorblads just to be cool
What the fuck are you talking about?
It takes no strength or complex coordination to be a surfer -- you basically balance yourself on a little board and dance around like a fag on the wave... 90% of the time you are just sitting in the ocean waiting for a wave... LOL
You can't even win surfing -- you just get points for looking pretty.
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If you've never done it, then you cannot comment on it. It is harder than it looks.Originally posted by TheFLY
I'd never stoop to that level.
Granted it is not football, but you also do not have a bunch of sweaty guys grabbing at you and getting you down on the ground either..... Talk about a gay sport.Comment
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Surfing and Football both rule.......Two sports where if you fuck up real bad , you might die. I played football for 14 years and have been surfing for about 22 years. If you have not done either at a somewhat high level, you have no idea what your talking about. I will take the toughest most in shape dude here......Put you in the line up at low tide during a nice 6-8 NW winter swell and video tape you shitting yourself everytime a set rolls in. Well during the first set.........after that you will be washed up on the beach with the rest of the "yarbs" . Getting put in the "rinse cycle" for so long you actually try to take a breath while you are still under water. Fuckin trippy.......
Football........The ultimate team sport. TRUST for teammates is a must. If someone misses an assignment , someone else gets ruined. PERIOD. Football is the toughest sport on the planet. It requires more physical and mental toughness than any other team sport hands down.
Surfing no sissie sport takes some sack to paddle out when it gets big. When you can feel the beach shaking under your feet from waves that are breaking an 1/8 of a mile off shore, you have to respect that power. Add to the equation the ocean has no conscious and just continues to roll in. NO whistle will be blown for you to call time out. SWIM or DROWN.......SCJason
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Amen brother.Originally posted by SCJason
Surfing no sissie sport takes some sack to paddle out when it gets big. When you can feel the beach shaking under your feet from waves that are breaking an 1/8 of a mile off shore, you have to respect that power. Add to the equation the ocean has no conscious and just continues to roll in. NO whistle will be blown for you to call time out. SWIM or DROWN.......
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DUde the kind of surfing that you are descibing has nothing to do with the actual surfing -- you think you are tough because you are basically letting the wave torture you -- man verse nature -- but where does the real skill of surfing come into play with a really huge wave? It all comes down to artistic and creativite moves or tricks or whatever the fuck you call that stuff... Basically something that any ballerina or skater fag could do -- and if you say -- well a ballerina couldn't handle the pounding waves -- give me a fucking break it's just water... If you want to talk about endurance/torture tests -- being drowned by a huge wave in comparison to hanging yourself by your skin or walking on nails is petty... Sufing is not even a sport -- you only compete against yourself -- like pool or bowling or marathons...Originally posted by SCJason
Surfing and Football both rule.......Two sports where if you fuck up real bad , you might die. I played football for 14 years and have been surfing for about 22 years. If you have not done either at a somewhat high level, you have no idea what your talking about. I will take the toughest most in shape dude here......Put you in the line up at low tide during a nice 6-8 NW winter swell and video tape you shitting yourself everytime a set rolls in. Well during the first set.........after that you will be washed up on the beach with the rest of the "yarbs" . Getting put in the "rinse cycle" for so long you actually try to take a breath while you are still under water. Fuckin trippy.......
Football........The ultimate team sport. TRUST for teammates is a must. If someone misses an assignment , someone else gets ruined. PERIOD. Football is the toughest sport on the planet. It requires more physical and mental toughness than any other team sport hands down.
Surfing no sissie sport takes some sack to paddle out when it gets big. When you can feel the beach shaking under your feet from waves that are breaking an 1/8 of a mile off shore, you have to respect that power. Add to the equation the ocean has no conscious and just continues to roll in. NO whistle will be blown for you to call time out. SWIM or DROWN.......
At least with football there is another team and only the strongest is left standing.Comment
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I'm just fucking with you, I can't surf. I am afraid of the ocean and the ocean creatures.Originally posted by TheFLY
Look it's just lame. If you need to brag about your "sport" by talking about the size of the wave -- why not just get a snowboard and wait for an avalanche... See how cool you are then.
Lighten up.
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Jack Ass.........The point is too not get pounded. I have surfed in 3 foot swells that have had more push then 8 foot swells. The point is to be able SURF the wave.......The size of the surf is realitive in this sense.........Try playing football with a bunch of 5th graders......and now try and play in the NFL. Still football right ? And I am sure you will acheive the same level of success in both cases. I don't care what you play or do. You have obviously never surfed. So I understand the ignorance. By the way I can't stand snowboarding. I must go now.......Being the loyal football fan that I am, it is Monday, I am celebrating the upcoming MNF season by dawning a unfiorm and letting cars hit me......So I can see how COOL I am then...........LOLOriginally posted by TheFLY
Look it's just lame. If you need to brag about your "sport" by talking about the size of the wave -- why not just get a snowboard and wait for an avalanche... See how cool you are then.SCJason
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Maryland................LMAOOriginally posted by nocostporn
but yeah surfing is for gays
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Okay I gotta jump in on this one now. Talkin' shit about soccer just 'aint right....Originally posted by TheFLY
It's called soccer because the real football has the Superbowl and what do you got? Some dorks running around with "no hands" bouncing shit off their heads... LOL!
What a retarded game. Then you got that gimp goalee that has to stay in his little net... It's a game for fairies.
Unlike football where HEAVILY padded players run around for 8 or 9 seconds at a time before stopping to take a break and "discuss" their next play, Soccer players run full speed for 45 minutes without a break in nothing but shorts and a t-shirt, they take a break for 15 min. and play hard for another 45 min.
Fairies they aren't, you try to take steel kleet to the head while competing for a ball with 10 other guys going strong.
Football is cool, hell of a lot easier to play than soccer
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